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ALFbrot posted:He was asked what store he came from, not what company. The point is it's always better to deny everything. Always. Confessing to your boss gets you nothing but a guaranteed firing. If you just deny it happened despite all evidence your company might stand behind you and just reassign you to a different store. Make the company prove it happened, don't confess.
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And when mom asks who dented up the Toyota you can just be like "bitch it was like that when i got home from night school"
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ALFbrot posted:Actually, his main problem was lacking the wherewithal to wait a few minutes to pee in the restroom he is allowed to use That's why I was saying he should have tried explaining he was just using the commode If you just stand there and stammer, yeah, they're gonna think you're a sex perv, you gotta mount some kind of defense
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May 14, 2018 21:05
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ALFbrot posted:And when mom asks who dented up the Toyota you can just be like "bitch it was like that when i got home from night school" Honesty never pays off despite the honesty is the best policy propaganda. Honesty just makes the people out to get you's job easier.
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May 14, 2018 21:07
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loquacius posted:That's why I was saying he should have tried explaining he was just using the commode "Hey why were you taking money from the till?" "I needed a few bucks because I forgot my wallet at home and I want to crush a bowl of Easy Mac when I go on break" "Ah, nice. Well, have a good night, see you tomorrow"
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May 14, 2018 21:08
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ALFbrot posted:"Hey why were you taking money from the till?" Yeah it's almost like pooping in the wrong toilet and stealing money aren't the same thing
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May 14, 2018 21:08
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loquacius posted:Yeah it's almost like pooping in the wrong toilet and stealing money aren't the same thing Weird how it's almost like that, but in a way it's not like that because the idea is that an employee violating a serious rule, even if it's just a little bit and just this once, is not made better by the employee explaining that it happened solely because of their personal failure
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ALFbrot posted:Weird how it's almost like that, but in a way it's not like that because the idea is that an employee violating a serious rule, even if it's just a little bit and just this once, is not made better by the employee explaining that it happened solely because of their personal failure I think the disconnect here is that you seem to view pooping in the wrong place as a serious violation at all comparable to stealing, and also you appear to be mad for some reason Feshtakes are rarely worth arguments
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May 14, 2018 21:19
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loquacius posted:I think the disconnect here is that you seem to view pooping in the wrong place as a serious violation at all comparable to stealing, and also you appear to be mad for some reason I'm not mad, it's just one of those "am I taking crazy pills" things, because pooping in the wrong place is absolutely a big no-no, especially when it results in customers "bawling [their] eyes out" and approaching management thinking they've been peeped or whatever. Also I was incredulous that somebody would suggest, with a straight face, that they should just deny deny deny the thing they just very obviously did despite the mountains of evidence that they did it
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Wouldn't it have been harder to fire him if he said he just felt more felt more comfortable using the ladies room because he identifies that way?
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ALFbrot posted:I'm not mad, it's just one of those "am I taking crazy pills" things, because pooping in the wrong place is absolutely a big no-no, especially when it results in customers "bawling [their] eyes out" and approaching management thinking they've been peeped or whatever. The point wasn't that it would work, just that it was better than spilling your guts immediately with no benefit to yourself. Like if I shot a guy and a cop witnessed it and he arrested me, I'd still say I didn't do it and make them prove it, even if it would be really easy for them to do it. They aren't going to do you any favors for saving them the time/money proving it without your confession.
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ALFbrot posted:I'm not mad, it's just one of those "am I taking crazy pills" things, because pooping in the wrong place is absolutely a big no-no, especially when it results in customers "bawling [their] eyes out" and approaching management thinking they've been peeped or whatever. So he has to apologize and they have to give her a coupon or whatever, just do something so it's not officially on record that you are a sex perv and everything will probably turn out relatively ok Johny-on-the-Spot posted:Wouldn't it have been harder to fire him if he said he just felt more felt more comfortable using the ladies room because he identifies that way? lol not in Trump country
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:Wouldn't it have been harder to fire him if he said he just felt more felt more comfortable using the ladies room because he identifies that way? he did say it was in the south or whatever, so just being an out & out perv is probably more socially acceptable
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loquacius posted:So he has to apologize and they have to give her a coupon or whatever, just do something so it's not officially on record that you are a sex perv and everything will probably turn out relatively ok Everything did turn out relatively ok, because the moron got fired and now has to find another job to get fired from
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May 14, 2018 21:48
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i just poo poo my pants gayly and now they are full of my turds and im gay
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Nooner posted:i just poo poo my pants gayly and now they are full of my turds and im gay Nooner! 
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May 14, 2018 22:05
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in a situation like that you need to fall on your sword and make up something that isn't illegal, but is gossip-worthy and potentially humiliating like you say you just have chronic diarrhea from a botched butthole surgery and now you have to wear diapers but you forgot today so you were about to blast a huge watery poo poo all over the floor and embarrass your company so you took what you thought was the best choice and it is all a big misunderstanding
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May 14, 2018 22:17
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How did you lose the other jobs?
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Enfys posted:How did you lose the other jobs? Shat himself. Was keen not to repeat the error.
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Enfys posted:How did you lose the other jobs? "Well, you see, each of those had really weird circumstances where I wound up in the women's room hiding in the stalls as well."
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cult_hero posted:Oh no, once you're in, you're in for life, they'll send your local bishop around to your house about once a year to double check if you're still interested. Truth. I was born to believers and grew up Mormon, and I had to get excommunicated for being gay before they'd leave me alone. The boys on bikes still very occasionally knock on the door though, and the look on their faces when I tell them I'm exed is priceless.
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Sagebrush posted:tell them you poo poo yourself ding ding ding we have a winner making GBS threads your pants is a powerful card to play, so don't waste it, though
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I'm guessing this is a mobile games thingquote:To the goons that play Girls Frontline in Games: Thinking that one game can "absorb the good pulls" from another one is some gambler's-fallacy poo poo. These two things are completely unrelated. Don't spend all your money on waifus. This one is long but I read it and don't regret it quote:I am an extremely emotional and hormonal 30 year old man who had an wicked hot fling with a young woman I work with and I am super hung up on it. Honestly something you probably need to keep in mind is that this girl is still in her early twenties. She's not looking for the same things you are, and probably hasn't fully settled on exactly what it is she wants -- this is the only way I can really parse the parts where she resented you for being good at sex despite not being in very good shape. Really, she was never long-term-relationship material for you -- you weren't for her, either, but that's less relevant at the moment -- and you need to keep that in mind. It was a fling, she saw it as a fling, and it's okay if you see it as a fling too even if you were a piece of poo poo in the past. Put it in the past and keep your eyes on the future. It does kind of suck that you have to see her at work all the time, but that's why the phrase "don't poo poo where you eat" was coined. She's probably gonna get In Trouble With Management if she keeps loving her way around the office; don't get sucked up in her wake.
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shiiiiiiiiit if that's getting played then tune me up
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loquacius posted:I'm guessing this is a mobile games thing If this story is true, then the man likely has borderline personality disorder with a comorbid of narcissistic and possibly bipolar. While sex addiction is controversial, his past of being a sexual predator has nothing to do with his clear mental illnesses it sounds like he's barely keeping in check. I would highly, highly suggest he look into Dialectical Behavior Therapy (which depending on your area, generally has cheap or even free group meetings in person or online). It has a lot of success with personality disorders and sex issues. Basically, it's going to teach him coping mechanisms that he should've learned at a younger age but missed out on because of either illness, poor parenting, or abuse. On top of that, it's going to get him in contact with a group of people who have similar issues at various stages of improvement without all the AA bullshit. I am highly dubious this is all true since much of the focus is almost entirely on how awesome he is at sex having and a "controversial" past that involves a character arc of redemption until... dramatic pause... a temptress archetype with issues ruins all of it. I think their might be shades of truth in it (as many made up confessions do), but this sounds a lot like an MRA cuckholding story about how a male feminist is secretly a rapist, and is no better than the MRAs. He tries to reform only to discover that his sexy ethnic coworker is secretly a slut who fucks everything that moves and destroys him because she's just such an awful wimmens, thus showing him to have been right in thinking women are all terrible. To dig deeper, his coworker is far too much of a perfect example of what Redpillers and PUAs think women are it's hard to believe. She secretly wants rough sex, she has it all the time, she's a 10/10 ethnic girl who's also super smart and gets all of our heroes esoteric references ($10 says it's David Foster Wallace), she loves the sex but he's too much of a bitch to do anything about it (PUAs know it's just about notches, bro! Don't get involved with the feelings!), he was horrible sexually to his friends and girlfriends but was outed and they were definitely lying about how bad it was, etc, etc. Not saying it's impossible, considering there's 140 million something women and a few million are that age, it's entirely in the realm of possibility, but the likelihood of a goon doing all of this is, well, extremely low. I find it far more likely that there's a goon who has a decent talent for writing that spends a lot of time in the threads posting about feminists, and how male feminists are secretly cucked. I could totally be wrong, but there's just too many tidbits of tryhard here.
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It's not setting off the same alarm bells for me. It's in the way he talks about her imo. Not to say he couldn't get there, but I think for now this is a genuinely mentally hosed up dude who hasn't grasped the concept of consent and also can't keep his story quite straight.
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Nooner posted:i just poo poo my pants gayly and now they are full of my turds and im gay 💯% the same.
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Nooner posted:i just poo poo my pants gayly and now they are full of my turds and im gay
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Nooner posted:i just poo poo my pants gayly and now they are full of my turds and im gay https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3h1jpx
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How does "you hosed me so good it's ruining hot guys for me -smoking hot Columbian chick, 2018" not something you have put on a plaque and mounted on your wall my dude?
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SpazmasterX posted:How does "you hosed me so good it's ruining hot guys for me -smoking hot Columbian chick, 2018" not something you have put on a plaque and mounted on your wall my dude? Tbf it was less that and more "I could be doing so much better than you but I'm not and it's your fault for having a kind of sex with me that you mentally associate with hurting others due to your past" quote:Long time reader first time confessor. Anywho... I was about to say "that one took a turn in the middle" but that wouldn't really describe it, it was more of a steady decline at a constant rate throughout quote:Hellooooo GBS! You are, like, severely overthinking your situation. You met someone and you're happy about it, that's fine, chill out a little bit Anyway I cut out a postscript in this for forum-drama reasons, just noting that so anon doesn't ask why
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Anyone who uses Yahoo for email is probably a murderer Or old and inflexible. Unless they were an early adopter and managed to get just their name and no numbers or anything as an email address.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Anyone who uses Yahoo for email is probably a murderer There are still a helluva lot of people who use AOL for email nowadays. No poo poo.
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I've still got a couple yahoo email addresses. One I've had since 1999.
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wesleywillis posted:I've still got a couple yahoo email addresses. Unrelated question: what's your opinion of murder? Like in general
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Where's a highschool kid going to get the equipment to dismember a body and a barrel big enough to hold said body without their parents noticing the blood and guts everywhere or that one of their giant barrels went missing? Either the guy who wrote the email (or more likely the confessor) has been watching too much Dexter and thinks murder is a lot easier to get away with than it is, especially a pregnant teenage girl. You really don't think the police considered that the pregnancy she had been talking about to a lot of people might have been a motive for someone to make her disappear? Or that a wooded area nearby wouldn't be the first place they'd check if they suspected she was dead (which they probably would if there was no sign of her for enough time)? Also second goon: When you say things like "I don't think this will lead to marriage" in a story like that about someone you just met recently and are still in the early stages of a relationship, it makes me 99% sure you have thought about it and want to but deny it so you don't seem like an obsessive weirdo who is way more into it than she is. Spoiler: you're too into it and if she read what you just wrote she'd probably consider a restraining order.
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