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ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Here is a quick pic of Jojo and Shovels(hint: she likes to dig). Shovels enjoys climbing on top of Jojo and riding him like an elephant. I like to think of them as BF and GF because Shovels does not like any of the other crabs, and especially does NOT like me, but she loves Jojo and follows him around whenever she sees him. :3:

Jojo is the larger one, obviously.

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

crebs

Banano
Jan 10, 2005
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6fVOEitTE

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

ContraBoss posted:

Here is a quick pic of Jojo and Shovels(hint: she likes to dig). Shovels enjoys climbing on top of Jojo and riding him like an elephant. I like to think of them as BF and GF because Shovels does not like any of the other crabs, and especially does NOT like me, but she loves Jojo and follows him around whenever she sees him. :3:

Jojo is the larger one, obviously.



This is some wholesome snip snip action!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ContraBoss posted:

Here is a quick pic of Jojo and Shovels(hint: she likes to dig). Shovels enjoys climbing on top of Jojo and riding him like an elephant. I like to think of them as BF and GF because Shovels does not like any of the other crabs, and especially does NOT like me, but she loves Jojo and follows him around whenever she sees him. :3:

Jojo is the larger one, obviously.



She just likes him for his shell.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
I just cleaned their tank. They got new substrate, new sticks from the woods, and some frog moss from the store because the ONE time it's not muggy as gently caress in the mid-Atlantic is exactly when I needed some humidity outside so the moss could grow. 99% of the crickets are gone, finally, with no eggs in the substrate, and unfortunately I had to get rid of a lot of pillbugs and sowbugs, but I know they'll make a comeback. Here's a clip of crabs being crabs, checking out their new tank:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4La8rrSoa0

naem
May 29, 2011

It must be strange to stick your butt into the skeleton of a dead friend and then drag it upon the ground, ever seeking bigger, better skeleton

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

naem posted:

It must be strange to stick your butt into the skeleton of a dead friend and then drag it upon the ground, ever seeking bigger, better skeleton
thats why crabs are metal as gently caress

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001



Crabism is a real problem in this day and age.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
This thread is a treasure.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I bought some hermit crabs once because at the pet store they seemed so lively and cool.
Turns out they spend 99% of the time buried and only come out at night.
I set those freeloaders free in the ocean.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/994973077325959169?s=19

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
This is not the whale thread!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



This is all sorts of interesting. Somebody at museum decided it would be a good idea to take their ...... lady..... to a beach with preserved specimens and then take photos and actually shared them.

Oh no no no.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Found this in byob, thought it was neat

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
This is usually how disputes are settled in the tank. Nothing complicated. Jojo always wins.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYntHXLW6jE

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Jojo's gotta protect his turf tho.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

ekuNNN posted:

so which one of you has been going around toronto improving pubic transit?


Really no one else thinks that’s a funny typo for a crabs thread?

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Oh snap I didn’t even notice!

Heh.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
So I put the hamster wheel back in the tank and placed Jojo on it. He sat there for a while before he moved, which then I realized he was taking a poo poo. As he started crawling, making the wheel go round, his turd traveled up to the top and then fell right on him.

A metaphor for the various facets of life, I would say.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

ContraBoss posted:

So I put the hamster wheel back in the tank and placed Jojo on it. He sat there for a while before he moved, which then I realized he was taking a poo poo. As he started crawling, making the wheel go round, his turd traveled up to the top and then fell right on him.

A metaphor for the various facets of life, I would say.

More videos of JoJo!

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

my dog died im sad posted:

More videos of JoJo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geKJW7h1Mv8

Since he molted and grew, he can't quite "run" in the hamster wheel anymore without falling out, so he changed up his workout routine.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
aw dude that's how you get one really built up claw and one weak baby claw
everybody knows you gotta switch it up

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


If you have equal claws which one do you crush with and which one do you snip with?

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
They switch between even and odd days

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

How do hermit crabs poop? Like i assume it comes out of their butts, but their butt is in the shell, do they crawl out of the shell to poop?

Lockwell
Mar 31, 2010

Danke schon, na na, Danke schon.

Applesnots posted:

How do hermit crabs poop? Like i assume it comes out of their butts, but their butt is in the shell, do they crawl out of the shell to poop?

Hermit crabs are pretty disgusting, they poop in their shell and every so often they pull the poop out and throw it all over the place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu42rFXkiVo&t=44s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwAWgp1kK2A

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Weird.

Free Drinks
Dec 16, 2006

Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
Woah, what a ride. Humans are dicks. Go crab go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgTdsKD-GhE

apparently ocelots are chill though

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

Lockwell posted:

Hermit crabs are pretty disgusting, they poop in their shell and every so often they pull the poop out and throw it all over the place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu42rFXkiVo&t=44s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwAWgp1kK2A

it's like those times when your neighbour takes a poo poo and then opens their apartment door just long enough to throw it into the hallway

Food Court JO
Dec 21, 2004
Get a custom title dummy
My ex moved to Cambodia and apparently getting drunk and betting on crab races is a popular pastime there.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Seems legit, they have some cool freshwater crabs there

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

:hai:

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:






Got to run this game the other day, it was crabtastic

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1002126288331689985

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


KROBB

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


That room must smell amazing.

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