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Internet Kraken posted:The solution to the Fortnite trend is to teach your kid to have better loving taste so they don't waste time on a mobile FPS game. The man ain't wrong.
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Internet Kraken posted:The solution to the Fortnite trend is to teach your kid to have better loving taste so they don't waste time on a mobile FPS game. lol
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May 15, 2018 19:43
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breaking out the belt for playing normie games
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May 15, 2018 19:43
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:"I learned it from watching YOU play Halo with a controller, dad!" lmao
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May 15, 2018 19:45
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Can't believe these children are so lacking in self respect as to degrade themselves with mobile battle royal games. Kids these days.
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May 15, 2018 19:48
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Son, its time you learned how to play a real man's game. *boots up Dwarf Fortress*
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May 15, 2018 19:53
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In my day we muddled through Baldur's Gate without a manual we liked it!
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May 15, 2018 19:57
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Internet Kraken posted:The solution to the Fortnite trend is to teach your kid to have better loving taste so they don't waste time on a mobile FPS game. Jokes on you, Mother fucker, fortnite is in third person, not first
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May 15, 2018 19:59
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Every parent hopes for their children to game better than they did.
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May 15, 2018 20:02
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Animal Crossing but the first few entries in which the animals could be real dicks to you at the drop of a hat randomly and tell you that you were ugly and they hated you.
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May 15, 2018 20:03
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Viewtiful Jew posted:Animal Crossing but the first few entries in which the animals could be real dicks to you at the drop of a hat randomly and tell you that you were ugly and they hated you. Basically getting the kids ready for
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May 15, 2018 20:05
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i got really pissed off at fight n rage for throwing an insanely hard level that i couldn't beat at me 40 minutes in but then i looked at the steam community hub and saw a big post by the lead dev saying he doesn't believe there's a distinction between hardcore and casual gamers because we're all gamers and losing in a hard game is fine as long as you have fun, and now i can't be mad
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May 15, 2018 20:30
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I am an adult and people I know in my circle of friends who do not otherwise play games have gotten sucked into playing Fortnite on their phones, it's not just kids
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May 15, 2018 20:31
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I am an adult and people I know in my circle of friends who do not otherwise play games have gotten sucked into playing Fortnite on their phones, it's not just kids Gently remove their phone from their hands and slide a copy of Yakuza 0 in while nodding sagely.
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May 15, 2018 20:43
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How do you play a third person shooter on a phone
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May 15, 2018 20:44
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The real solution is to not have children. Or just be a more involved parent who teaches their children the value of time management and restraint but that would require effort and people are real lazy and would rather throw an ipad at a 3 year old to shut them up instead of engaging with them. e: I feel a lot of my own issues with time management and focus are a direct result of my parents own issues with these things and basically their lovely habits became my lovely habits. e2: 'I don't get how kids can't stop playing these games' say parents with iphones glued to their face 24/7. ONE YEAR LATER fucked around with this message at 20:53 on May 15, 2018 |
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May 15, 2018 20:45
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Help Im Alive posted:How do you play a third person shooter on a phone With a lot of squinting, I imagine.
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May 15, 2018 20:46
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No son you aren't allowed to play the games all your friends enjoy, but here's Final Fantasy VII
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May 15, 2018 20:49
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Help Im Alive posted:How do you play a third person shooter on a phone poorly
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May 15, 2018 20:49
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Help Im Alive posted:How do you play a third person shooter on a phone Not very well. You divide the screen into two regions which represent invisible analog sticks and drag your fingers around them to move and aim. Fire is either lift one finger and tap or just automatic once you acquire a target.
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May 15, 2018 20:49
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haveblue posted:Not very well. You divide the screen into two regions which represent invisible analog sticks and drag your fingers around them to move and aim. Fire is either lift one finger and tap or just automatic once you acquire a target. has epic never heard of tilt controls?
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May 15, 2018 20:50
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the game already plays like absolute floaty dogshit, playing it on a phone seems insane. put Vanquish on phones instead
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May 15, 2018 20:51
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Jesus that sounds loving awful. I just assumed that those controllers people use for phone games were more common than I thought and moved on from there. I don't even like to play SNES JRPG ports with touch controls (and since I'm not about to get a controller for my goddamn phone I just, y'know, don't play those). Why would I ever play a shooter that way?
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May 15, 2018 20:52
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I played Tyrian on my phone back in the day never got very far
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May 15, 2018 20:54
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Poops Mcgoots posted:has epic never heard of tilt controls? Maybe that’s an option, I’m too old to have ever played mobile Fortnite. You’d still have to do something weird for move and shoot.
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May 15, 2018 20:54
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Poops Mcgoots posted:has epic never heard of tilt controls?
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May 15, 2018 20:55
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Samuringa posted:They obviously meant the specific "Mega Man" series because Megaman, in general, peaked at X1 X4 > X1 imo
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May 15, 2018 21:06
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May 15, 2018 21:14
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I am an adult and people I know in my circle of friends who do not otherwise play games have gotten sucked into playing Fortnite on their phones, it's not just kids Almost every single "kids these days  " trend involves adults as well. Pretty much everyone is sucked into killing time on their smart phones now.
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May 15, 2018 21:19
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Why is Sephiroth hanging around with Luke Skywalker?
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May 15, 2018 21:19
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Raxivace posted:Why is Sephiroth hanging around with Luke Skywalker? he wants to learn the force
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May 15, 2018 21:21
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The Colonel posted:i got really pissed off at fight n rage for throwing an insanely hard level that i couldn't beat at me 40 minutes in but then i looked at the steam community hub and saw a big post by the lead dev saying he doesn't believe there's a distinction between hardcore and casual gamers because we're all gamers and losing in a hard game is fine as long as you have fun, and now i can't be mad That game has some pretty satisfying combat for a side scrolling beat em up. Harrow posted:Jesus that sounds loving awful. I just assumed that those controllers people use for phone games were more common than I thought and moved on from there. Most phone games don't support controllers because no one wants to bust out an extra peripheral device when they want to play a game so the next "best" thing is to add on screen controls. Also all controllers for iOS have to be Mfi certified so they end up costing more so low adoption rate=less support.
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May 15, 2018 21:21
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Yeah, if you're going to carry around an extra device solely for game playing you're gonna make it a DS or Switch. I guess there are those who sit on their couches at home playing phone games but I don't understand those people.
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May 15, 2018 21:23
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Yeah, I mean I assumed that controllers were basically never used for that kind of thing but when I heard about PUBG and Fortnite on mobile I was like, "Maybe not?" Good to know that yes, nobody uses those controllers, but also it's still confusing to know that a lot of people willingly play shooters on a touch screen.
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May 15, 2018 21:24
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Wamdoodle posted:That game has some pretty satisfying combat for a side scrolling beat em up. i mean. the point of a side scrolling beat em up is to have satisfying combat you should play some of capcom's later arcade output after final fight, it's a lot better than beat em ups usually get a rap for. stuff like denjin makai and battle circuit let you do lots of crazy juggling combos and special attacks
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May 15, 2018 21:24
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The Colonel posted:i mean. the point of a side scrolling beat em up is to have satisfying combat I should've also said "It sucks when a beat em up has anemic combat oh and also weak sounding hits" Battle Circuit and Denjin Makai and it's sequel, Guardians, are very good.
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May 15, 2018 21:35
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Internet Kraken posted:Almost every single "kids these days The only correct way to waste time on your phone is the Awful App 
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May 15, 2018 21:49
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:The real solution is to not have children. parenting is a lot of work my kids have a tablet and its restricted to an hour of use a day. I do the same thing for the rest of the electronics, they get one hour to play video games or watch something then they can go dig in the dirt the rest of the day or whatever the gently caress kids are supposed to do
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It's the year 2018 why hasn't there been an HD remake of Metamorphic Force?
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