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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Dodoman posted:

lol htc is making a "blockchain phone"

what the gently caress does that even mean

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

OldAlias posted:

what the gently caress does that even mean

a six and a half figgy job where you don't have to do anything

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
https://jalopnik.com/the-autopilot-buddy-for-your-tesla-is-insidiously-dange-1826048861

for a mere $179 you can bypass the meager safety precautions of a tesla and really live on the edge

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



OldAlias posted:

what the gently caress does that even mean

nothing because htc is p much dead and no one is going to buy this in any case

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
Exodus stands for all the engineers they lost to google

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
the people currently working at htc are the ones google passed on when they acquihired half the company

"what if phone, but blockchain?" is exactly the sort of idea you would expect from that group

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

OldAlias posted:

what the gently caress does that even mean

a list of all the calls you make is posted on an immutable public ledger?

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

FMguru posted:

the people currently working at htc are the ones google passed on when they acquihired half the company

"what if phone, but blockchain?" is exactly the sort of idea you would expect from that group

legit insight

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



qirex posted:

all this will do is block normal shitposts but if a famous nazi with a blue checkmark says something you're definitely going to see it

oh i'm well aware. when i first saw it my immediate thought was "can't wait to find out how this is 'accidentally' racist"

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

quote:

GDPR will pop the adtech bubble

https://blogs.harvard.edu/doc/2018/05/12/gdpr/

[img-sickos]

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Endless Mike posted:

oh i'm well aware. when i first saw it my immediate thought was "can't wait to find out how this is 'accidentally' racist"
from the people who brought you "would you like to translate LMFAO from urdu to english?" comes the bleeding edge in super accurate post quality detection

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

FMguru posted:

the people currently working at htc are the ones google passed on when they acquihired half the company

"what if phone, but blockchain?" is exactly the sort of idea you would expect from that group

didn't google like, actually buy out the whole hardware division among other things?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://mobile.twitter.com/michael_deforge/status/996497006641197058

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





Endless Mike posted:

if sa had this tech, all of your posts would go to the bottom

https://twitter.com/selectall/status/996446392246824962

this is gonna get weaponized by bad actors so quick

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

https://jalopnik.com/the-autopilot-buddy-for-your-tesla-is-insidiously-dange-1826048861

for a mere $179 you can bypass the meager safety precautions of a tesla and really live on the edge

i thought the cool kids were using an orange for this

jony neuemonic
Nov 13, 2009


this is genuinely one of the most vile things i’ve ever seen. if you earn enough points you can take a sick day!!

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005


The app takes a cut of the earnings — between 19 and 30 per cent — but according to Mozes, the resulting pay is still similar to the industry standard.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

the talent deficit posted:

this is gonna get weaponized by bad actors so quick

you mean.. immediately

reminder that jack dorsey is a literal white supremacist nazi and all this is intentional

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

jony neuemonic posted:

this is genuinely one of the most vile things i’ve ever seen. if you earn enough points you can take a sick day!!

welcome to the future, friend

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


burn everything down

except the guillotines. we'll need those.

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
Can't wait for the first restaurant to go under because some app supplied employee goes on a racist tirade in the middle of dinner rush and kills business.

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
i should sign up, take a shift at a nice place, sit in the back, eat a bunch of food off the line, leave early, and delete the app.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

can't wait for the nathan for you episode where he completely staffs a restaurant with hyr employees

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Xaris posted:

reminder that jack dorsey is a literal white supremacist nazi and all this is intentional

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

poemdexter posted:

Can't wait for the first restaurant to go under because some app supplied employee goes on a racist tirade in the middle of dinner rush and kills business.

hows that different from regular waitstaff lmao

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
now there's an app

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



fishmech posted:

didn't google like, actually buy out the whole hardware division among other things?

that's what I thought too. maybe this is their last design that was already in the pipeline?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

quote:

"What's really interesting about Hyr is that it speaks to a very interesting demographic that allows them to gain experience, fund what they want to do and … helps them find a path forward," said Krista Jones, managing director of Work and Learning at MaRS.

yes a very interesting demographic of "people who need to make money" what a brilliant new market you got there

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



jony neuemonic posted:

this is genuinely one of the most vile things i’ve ever seen. if you earn enough points you can take a sick day!!

technically that's how vacation worked at my last company but it was a real regular job with benefits and you could go negative. also paid six figs - I guess what I'm getting at is it's only very very superficially similar so I expect it'd convince the average conservative that Hyr's vacation policy is just fine

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

jony neuemonic posted:

this is genuinely one of the most vile things i’ve ever seen. if you earn enough points you can take a sick day!!

oh my god i thought you were kidding

quote:

The app offers points for every dollar earned using the app. Once workers reach a certain number of points, they can take a paid sick day or vacation day.

"Hopefully, by the end of this year, instead of a vacation day we're going to partner with an insurance provider so they can get health or dental benefits or insurance," Mozes said.

save up your points instead of taking sick days and buy the health insurance perk instead :shepicide:

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
the entire concept of accrual of sick/vacation time is complete loving bullshit anyway

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
Oh to be young again and think that capitalism could be reformed

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/996519346825515008

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

"benefits by loot box" is 100% a thing that's going to happen, probably in the next 12 months

vc pitch: it's the fortnite battle royale of b-to-b employee benefit solutions!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

qirex posted:

vc pitch: it's the fortnite battle royale of b-to-b employee benefit solutions!

thanks, I hate it

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Captain Foo posted:

thanks, I hate it

Best Value: $6,999.99 for 7 Epic PTO Boxes, (bonus: choice of includes 2 Kidz Fun Krates for dependants or 1 Scroll of Renters' Insurance)

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
isn't microsoft already the battle royale of employment?

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Phoenixan posted:

isn't microsoft already the battle royale of employment?

supposedly not anymore

or trying not to be

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
An ambitious author in the field of new media has to confront the shelf-life problem, the possibility, if not probability, that their theoretical insights might be overlooked as the currency of their objects, almost inevitably, expire. One way to address this problem is to consider how old mythic past futures feed into the present, figured in Benjaminian terms as a kind of state of somnambulism. It is in this light that we might appreciate the current renaissance of post-scarcity thought within the field of new media. These debates, often referred to in terms of Accelerationism, contemplate how new media might be able to solve the famed socialist calculation problem —the critique of which formed the basis for neoliberal orthodoxy (Hayek) — such that the aspirations of Soviet cyberneticians might, for example, appear as homologous with those of Google (Bratton). Accelerationist thought thus seeks to reimagine the logistical networks of neoliberal capitalism, such that Wal-Mart — known, for instance, for their innovations in supply chain logistics — can thus come to represent “the shape of a Utopian future looming through the mist” (Jameson). It is at the forefront of these speculative and provocative debates that one should position Benjamin Bratton’s book “The Stack: on Software and Sovereignty”, which claims to offer “a portrait of the system we have but perhaps do not recognize, and an antecedent of a future territory,” “a larval geopolitical architecture” that may serve as a “metaplatform of an alternative counterindustrialization”

Bratton approaches media theory as if it were a design brief — he even writes in first-person plural as if speaking on behalf of a lab. His approach is, in turns, diagnostic and normative, but above all it is subjunctive, in that, it offers ideas in terms of McLuhanesque probes. At the core of this design brief, then, is his notion of “The Stack”, a hermeneutic for interconnecting debates across fields extending from software studies to architecture theory to international relations theory, which imagines the stack architecture of network protocols like TCP/IP as a kind of “armature of the social itself.” Bratton’s 6-tier Stack model (User, Interface, Address, City, Cloud, Earth) is intended to include all technological systems as part of a singular planetary-scale computer, a kind of Spaceship Earth 2.0, updated to reflect the demands of the Anthropocene era. As with Jameson’s famous concept of cognitive mapping, one of the central preoccupations of Bratton’s 500 page book — particularly in its middle section — is the Kantian question of how the individual relates to the sublime totality. What complicates this familiar narrative, however, are the many ways that The Stack redefines agency and, in the process, undermines the Kantian project. He speculates, for example, on how technological innovations, such as the near infinite address space proposed by the Internet protocol version 6, suggests the Latourian prospect of extending agency to a proliferation of non-human forms of software-sorted sovereign citizens in what he deems an Internet of Haecceities.

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Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Sagebrush posted:

i rode a motorcycle in india and didn't even injure myself, come at me bro

i drove a maruti suzuki wagon r in hyderabad and it was one of the best driving experiences i've ever had

the guy over there who owned the car said i was a very good india driver

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