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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Feranon posted:

ftfy. I know I'm being edgy but lol, if you had a time machine and went back to kill abraham I wonder how much better off we'd be now

outta all the gods people have ever come up with yhwh/jehovah/allah is the biggest loving mary sue in the bunch

it's like if you were playing superheroes at recess and abraham is the kid that says well I have EVERY super power :smug:

yhwh is just the demon king surtr wearing an ill-fitting mask

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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Feranon posted:

ftfy. I know I'm being edgy but lol, if you had a time machine and went back to kill abraham I wonder how much better off we'd be now

outta all the gods people have ever come up with yhwh/jehovah/allah is the biggest loving mary sue in the bunch

it's like if you were playing superheroes at recess and abraham is the kid that says well I have EVERY super power :smug:

Jesus was a socialist :smug:

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Scionix posted:

Jesus was a socialist :smug:

so was jim jones, nominally

he still started a death cult tho

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/NormsRespecter/status/996482121907802113

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006
i am fascinated by the new hasbara line that it is okay to murder children because clearly their parents must not have cared about them

like imagine being the person for whom that's a coherent statement beyond They're Subhumans

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol this was posted in lf in like 2009 this uri dude didnt expose poo poo

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol this was posted in lf in like 2009 this uri dude didnt expose poo poo

Tbf his link goes to an article that was also posted in 2009

He probably could have fudged the number and said "a decade" rather than "some years"

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ah ok my bad

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Ze Pollack posted:

lethal rock slings

the inverted david and goliath headlines almost write themselves

efb

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/jsftennis/status/996538059947696128
https://twitter.com/jsftennis/status/996552773796814848
https://twitter.com/jsftennis/status/996558998471168001
https://twitter.com/jsftennis/status/996560523750707205
https://twitter.com/don_quixbrote/status/996560860700205056
https://twitter.com/jsftennis/status/996561270081052673

They're all like this.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


lmao

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


unironically needs to be :commissar:'d

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

we must secure the existence of our people and a future for Jewish children

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Zionists have always argued like this for years. You'd think at some point they'd realize that apologizing for child murder, bombing refugee centers, and dropping white phosphorous on schools would be counterproductive but they really think they're proving some kind of point. This is all becoming purely for internal consumption, until Israeli identity becomes a fully realized fascist cult.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

I think it was about 15 years ago, when someone took photos of IDF soldiers handcuffing palestinian children to their vehicles to force them to serve as human shields, and then seeing in the comments section for whatever article it was attached to a bunch of people saying something like: "it's okay, palestinians do it all the time to their own children so those kids are used to it"

I was too young to understand the complex politics or even what "zionism" really meant, but that was when I realized that the palestinians probably weren't the bad guys in the situation

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
lol were there really swastika flags at the rally? i don't believe that for one second

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Coohoolin posted:

lol were there really swastika flags at the rally? i don't believe that for one second

There was a guy with a swastika on his kite. The unbelievable part is that the IDF claims they were putting incendiary devices on them.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




idk how im supposed to feel bad about swastikas here looking at six weeks of massacres and a decade of mass imprisonment, bombings, and privation

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/zei_nabq/status/996420231416434689

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
goddamn it's gonna be rad when world war 3 ends and we get nuremburg trials round 2 for obama knowing this was going on and doing his "uh, well uhm, I knew, but we have to be, well um, incremental" before being found guilty of aiding and abetting crimes against humanity

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Taintrunner posted:

goddamn it's gonna be rad when world war 3 ends and we get nuremburg trials round 2 for obama knowing this was going on and doing his "uh, well uhm, I knew, but we have to be, well um, incremental" before being found guilty of aiding and abetting crimes against humanity

and i'd like a pony too

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

lol if u think nuremburg, or any other burg, is gonna be around after ww3 ends

just lmaooooo

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Feranon posted:

lol if u think nuremburg, or any other burg, is gonna be around after ww3 ends

just lmaooooo

obama will be brought before the power bottom judges of lord humungous' Law Pits in the post apocalypse

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Taintrunner posted:

goddamn it's gonna be rad when world war 3 ends and we get nuremburg trials round 2 for obama knowing this was going on and doing his "uh, well uhm, I knew, but we have to be, well um, incremental" before being found guilty of aiding and abetting crimes against humanity

Let me be clear, I was only following orders

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i wonder if the hague would dump obama's body in the ocean too

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/nik_bobbies/status/996568301621821441

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

gradenko_2000 posted:

Let me be clear, I was only following orders

We genocided some folks :shrug:

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


i admittedly don't know my imams but i'm guessing this tawhidi guy is probably something of an outcast

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Feranon posted:

i admittedly don't know my imams but i'm guessing this tawhidi guy is probably something of an outcast

He has been the president of the Islamic Association of South Australia since its establishment in 2016.[2][6][7][8] The Association holds no legitimacy in the Muslim world, and there are no known members aside from Tawhidi himself. Tawhidi is known for giving himself glamorous titles, such as "The Deputy of The Grand Shi'a Islamic Jurisdiction"[9]. However, these titles do not exist, and never have existed in the Muslim world. He claims to have received advanced lessons from Ayatollah Sadiq Shirazi.[3][8][10] He has also written infrequently for The Huffington Post since January 2016.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i'm the special tailor that crafts epic kevlar civilian vests for 50 gold coins and the appropriate mats

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

idk what i expected but that's somehow even dumber

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Taintrunner posted:

i'm the special tailor that crafts epic kevlar civilian vests for 50 gold coins and the appropriate mats

farming Pressweave cloth is a real bitch on a PvP server

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

He has been the president of the Islamic Association of South Australia since its establishment in 2016.[2][6][7][8] The Association holds no legitimacy in the Muslim world, and there are no known members aside from Tawhidi himself. Tawhidi is known for giving himself glamorous titles, such as "The Deputy of The Grand Shi'a Islamic Jurisdiction"[9]. However, these titles do not exist, and never have existed in the Muslim world. He claims to have received advanced lessons from Ayatollah Sadiq Shirazi.[3][8][10] He has also written infrequently for The Huffington Post since January 2016.

the gooniest imam

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

He has been the president of the Islamic Association of South Australia since its establishment in 2016.[2][6][7][8] The Association holds no legitimacy in the Muslim world, and there are no known members aside from Tawhidi himself. Tawhidi is known for giving himself glamorous titles, such as "The Deputy of The Grand Shi'a Islamic Jurisdiction"[9]. However, these titles do not exist, and never have existed in the Muslim world. He claims to have received advanced lessons from Ayatollah Sadiq Shirazi.[3][8][10] He has also written infrequently for The Huffington Post since January 2016.
I'm the Grand Mufti of Vitty's Sports Bar and I say Israel did nothing wrong.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Thinking about it, Israel is also hurting it'S children by turning them into monsters who can't function in a non-terrible society. Israel is harming Jews too.

alsothere
Oct 14, 2014
Taco Defender

Main Paineframe posted:

when the guy running the PR campaign for whitewashing your atrocities forgets where the line between "acceptable" and "atrocities" is drawn

https://twitter.com/IDFSpokesperson/status/996427205944184832

https://twitter.com/jimmy_two_hands/status/996595722521927680

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feranon posted:

idk what i expected but that's somehow even dumber

It's this sort of incredible downward spiral that as Israel's atrocities grow more and more horrific, the excuses and defenses made for these crimes against humanity grow more and more ludicrous

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/alteratyeshiva/status/996440964020482048

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

He has been the president of the Islamic Association of South Australia since its establishment in 2016.[2][6][7][8] The Association holds no legitimacy in the Muslim world, and there are no known members aside from Tawhidi himself. Tawhidi is known for giving himself glamorous titles, such as "The Deputy of The Grand Shi'a Islamic Jurisdiction"[9]. However, these titles do not exist, and never have existed in the Muslim world. He claims to have received advanced lessons from Ayatollah Sadiq Shirazi.[3][8][10] He has also written infrequently for The Huffington Post since January 2016.

the last sentence is so perfect

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Vice News founder Shane Smith personally went to Jerusalem to let Netanyahu uncritically spout his propaganda, letting Israel use Vice as a front for its own agenda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whJf2NsC-cc

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