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"Whereas I am IMPREGNATING THE WORLD!" I am so confused. Aramek posted:I'd still scoop and cuddle that coyote. You can tell who is a good boy even without meeting him. Such a good coyote.
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/996481911907205122 There's a family in China that just found out after two years their dog was a bear.
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May 15, 2018 23:53
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Len posted:There's a family in China that just found out after two years their dog was a bear. 
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Elizabethan Error posted:the breed of the dog in question: Another lady in the same country just found out her dog was a fox.
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May 15, 2018 23:59
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Elizabethan Error posted:the breed of the dog in question: That doesn't look like any dog I've ever seen, but it also doesn't look like any bear I've seen.
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Elizabethan Error posted:the breed of the 'dog' in question: What's the measurement for this in absolute units?
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seiferguy posted:What's the measurement for this in absolute units? Yes, the measurement is Good Boy.
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/IDFSpokesperson/status/996427205944184832 I was scrolling down on this one and went "oh yeah what manner of wingnut is thi- Holy poo poo it's the official IDF account, what the gently caress".
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Memento posted:I was scrolling down on this one and went "oh yeah what manner of wingnut is thi- Holy poo poo it's the official IDF account, what the gently caress". They're saying you should treat someone in crutches the same way you should treat an arson kite, it's loving insane.
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May 16, 2018 00:43
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They're not really disabled, it's all smoke and teargas.
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May 16, 2018 00:47
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im just glad someone is finally thinking of the children.
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May 16, 2018 01:08
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This post is getting absolutely roasted https://twitter.com/MarketWatch/status/995381403830243328?s=20
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Picnic Princess posted:This post is getting absolutely roasted Eat the rich.
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May 16, 2018 01:23
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so how am i doing if i have two month's wages saved up? i reckon that's actually pretty good in reality
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May 16, 2018 01:24
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Len posted:Eat the rich. This is my retirement plan
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May 16, 2018 01:39
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Serf posted:so how am i doing if i have two month's wages saved up? i reckon that's actually pretty good in reality Look at Richie Rich over here.
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Serf posted:so how am i doing if i have two month's wages saved up? i reckon that's actually pretty good in reality You won't be first against the wall, but probably be one of the early people in the second round.
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May 16, 2018 01:47
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Len posted:Another lady in the same country just found out her dog was a fox. Bear. They had a pet bear. http://people.com/pets/pet-dog-is-bear-not-tibetan-mastiff/
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13Pandora13 posted:Bear. They had a pet bear. http://people.com/pets/pet-dog-is-bear-not-tibetan-mastiff/ Fox. She had a pet fox. https://people.com/pets/woman-discovers-her-dog-is-fox/
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May 16, 2018 02:03
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Do dogs just not exist in China?
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Skwirl posted:Do dogs just not exist in China? Is it the wrong time to make an “only edible ones” joke?
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All right imma do this https://twitter.com/theultrahand/status/995504943594258432 There is however a meme economy already strong at work here https://twitter.com/buttcheekwizard/status/995816661138726912
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Skwirl posted:Do dogs just not exist in China? There was at least one.
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So wait, they send the lion off to a breeding center and then try to put a dog in its place...instead of just hanging a sign saying "Liu is off at a breeding center to help the population! Will be back 11/14/2013!"
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chitoryu12 posted:Is it the wrong time to make an “only edible ones” joke? I know folks eat dog in Korea, not sure about China. I recall reading an article a while back about how Korean puppy mills would sell unsold dogs to restaurants.
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Stanford's social media intern was having a bad day: Responding to tweets like this: https://twitter.com/JasonRWalker/status/996223826613690368
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What is this "physical culture" supposed to be? His description of Israel as being masculine and physical sounds pretty gay tbh.
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13Pandora13 posted:Bear. They had a pet bear. http://people.com/pets/pet-dog-is-bear-not-tibetan-mastiff/ There's no way this isn't a "lol I really want a bear for a pet. Oh gently caress, it's more than I bargained for/I got caught. I thought it was a dog, honest!"
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Grimdude posted:What is this "physical culture" supposed to be? His description of Israel as being masculine and physical sounds pretty gay tbh. Being in the military? Surfing? Wearing sandals? It's true that you can't imagine Woody Allen doing any of those.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Being in the military? Surfing? Wearing sandals? It's true that you can't imagine Woody Allen doing any of those. It is physically impossible for an American Jew to do any of those things, naturally.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Stanford's social media intern was having a bad day: Good lord, I hope they got the right person and aren't harassing some innocent lady.
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belt posted:Good lord, I hope they got the right person and aren't harassing some innocent lady. Yeah leave Dog the Bounty Huntress out of this
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Stanford's social media intern was having a bad day: What happened? I am assuming the lady did a racism, but don't know any of the details.
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BrigadierSensible posted:What happened? I am assuming the lady did a racism, but don't know any of the details. Called the cops on a black family for the heinous crime of grilling in a park.
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pray for my aunt posted:Called the cops on a black family for the heinous crime of grilling in a park. What was her rationale? I mean you can see the, (racist), mindset behind calling the cops on seeing unknown people moving into a house next door, or sleeping in your dorm. But a family is enjoying the public facilities in a public place and you call the cops? "Hello officer, there is a black family out in public. please come and arrest them."
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May 16, 2018 07:39
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From what I recall, it was some unenforced bylaw about using a charcoal grill vs a propane grill or something like that.
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She also got followed by a woman who filmed her for about half an hour and them when the police showed up she started blubbering and crying like she was the one in trouble.
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They were using their own charcoal grill in an area where it technically wasn't allowed (but near other areas where it is), better call in the murder squad.
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pray for my aunt posted:They were using their own charcoal grill in an area where it technically wasn't allowed (but near other areas where it is), better call in the murder squad. Imagine being one of the police called in for this. What a complete waste of time. I am surprised they even showed up. Surely the common sense approach would have been to laugh at the woman on the phone and tell her to stop wasting police time and resources. Instead, two bored patrolmen have to deal with the paperwork of taking multiple statements and get branded with the same brush as this over-reacting entitled racist fuckknuckle, (Not defending the cops here. gently caress the police and all that. Just pointing out how pointless and excessive it is to have them called over a family barbequeing feet away from where they should.)
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