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Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Dannywilson posted:

I have so many questions. So many.

well start asking.

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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Finger Prince posted:

:golfclap:

Someone work that into a thread title and I'll petition the boss.

Aresnautical Insanity: my crew day is 37 minutes longer.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Wingnut Ninja posted:

Aresnautical Insanity: my crew day is 37 minutes longer.

Aresnautical Insanity: shorter duty days than a regional pilot

E- oh wait I think I hosed that up.

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 04:13 on May 15, 2018

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Kilonum posted:

well start asking.

I mean lets start with the pod on the wing, is that a weather radar array? Why front it with clear perspex? Is there another one on the tip of the other wing? Why are there tiny jet engines and feathered props? What's going on with the forward gun emplacement turned into a... comms array?

e: why are the pitot tubes that long!?

ee: what is up with that giant belly radome!?

spookykid fucked around with this message at 04:47 on May 15, 2018

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Dannywilson posted:

I mean lets start with the pod on the wing, is that a weather radar array? Why front it with clear perspex? Is there another one on the tip of the other wing? Why are there tiny jet engines and feathered props? What's going on with the forward gun emplacement turned into a... comms array?

e: why are the pitot tubes that long!?

Just a guess: its a engine test bed, the weird stuff is all instruments, they're doing a test run at altitude on the jets only.

vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous

Dannywilson posted:

I mean lets start with the pod on the wing, is that a weather radar array? Why front it with clear perspex? Is there another one on the tip of the other wing? Why are there tiny jet engines and feathered props? What's going on with the forward gun emplacement turned into a... comms array?

e: why are the pitot tubes that long!?

Well the P2V Neptune is a naval patrol plane, which implies submarine hunting, which implies all sorts of sensors, which explains the wingtip pod and front antenna. (It was never a gun). Planes of that era started introducing jets as addons just for extra takeoff performance, that were usually shut down in cruise for economy. (Earlier versions of all, or almost all, of them, didn't have the jets). The piston engines were shut down for a "LOL check this out" type picture.

Other such examples are the B-36 and C-119.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

vessbot posted:

Well the P2V Neptune is a naval patrol plane, which implies submarine hunting, which implies all sorts of sensors, which explains the wingtip pod and front antenna. (It was never a gun). Planes of that era started introducing jets as addons just for extra takeoff performance, that were usually shut down in cruise for economy. (Earlier versions of all, or almost all, of them, didn't have the jets). The piston engines were shut down for a "LOL check this out" type picture.

Other such examples are the B-36 and C-119.

I mean it wasn't a gun in practice, but it was designed in an era where it was totally a gunner's spot.

I'm not jumping on you guys for talking about this beautiful weird plane, just as an avionics guy this thing has so many "wait wut is that" parts on it.

spookykid fucked around with this message at 04:59 on May 15, 2018

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



Dannywilson posted:

I mean lets start with the pod on the wing, is that a weather radar array? Why front it with clear perspex? Is there another one on the tip of the other wing? Why are there tiny jet engines and feathered props? What's going on with the forward gun emplacement turned into a... comms array?

e: why are the pitot tubes that long!?

ee: what is up with that giant belly radome!?

The pod is a giant searchlight believe it or not mounted in front of the starboard wingtip fuel tank only. This P2V Neptune was designed for maritime patrol during WWII so therefore gun turrets, but it ended up an early dedicated ASW platform. Hence the searchlight and other enhancements.The nose was stuffed with Magnetic Anomaly Detection gear (they just left the old nose in place -- later models got a clearer view) and the large radome was for large AN/APS-20 air search radar.

The jet pods were used for takeoff assistance mainly but my guess is this was a test or some sort of major fuckup.

Pepperoneedy fucked around with this message at 05:05 on May 15, 2018

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Ok, the more I hear about this big beautiful plane that don't need no subs the more I'm intrigued.

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

Dannywilson posted:

Ok, the more I hear about this big beautiful plane that don't need no subs the more I'm intrigued.

The Truculent Turtle was an amazing mission.

So, the Navy was acutely aware that the future of war and more importantly the future of funding was Atom Bombs. So, in 1946 they did a PR stunt to demonstrate their INTERCONTINENTAL BOMBER CAPACITY. But stripping a Neptune of everything but the passenger seat, filling it with aux fuel, took off with JATO bottles, and flew it unrefulled from Perth, Australia, to Columbus Ohio with a supercargo of one baby kangaroo.

Set an all-class unrefuelled distance record that held into the 60's, and the reciprocating record that held till Rutan's Voyager.

The actual aircraft is at the Naval Aviation Museum in Pensacola, and you can put your noseprints all over it.

Oh, and other thing, the jets on all these compound-thrust weirdos burned Avgas, rather than JetA. Makes sense, but I had wondered if they had separate tankage.

Slo-Tek fucked around with this message at 05:19 on May 15, 2018

vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous

Dannywilson posted:

I mean it wasn't a gun in practice, but it was designed in an era where it was totally a gunner's spot.

I'm not jumping on you guys for talking about this beautiful weird plane, just as an avionics guy this thing has so many "wait wut is that" parts on it.

I don't feel jumped on, I took your questions at face value and answered them as such. Pepperoneedy provided better answers.

Marathanes
Jun 13, 2009

Dannywilson posted:

Ok, the more I hear about this big beautiful plane that don't need no subs the more I'm intrigued.

A sub is a boat that thinks he's sneak
And is also known as a u-boat
Always skulkin' bout undersea
And just hides on its shady rear end

So yeah, I wanna find your MAD sig
Yeah, I want to see you hidin'
Yeah, I am gonna meet you somewhere
Yeah, gunna take all of your time and

No, I don't want no sub
Sub is the boat that gon' get depth charged by me
Hangin' out under the sea
With a hole in his side
Trying to hide from me

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Marathanes posted:

A sub is a boat that thinks he's sneak
And is also known as a u-boat
Always skulkin' bout undersea
And just hides on its shady rear end

So yeah, I wanna find your MAD sig
Yeah, I want to see you hidin'
Yeah, I am gonna meet you somewhere
Yeah, gunna take all of your time and

No, I don't want no sub
Sub is the boat that gon' get depth charged by me
Hangin' out under the sea
With a hole in his side
Trying to hide from me
ded

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I bet CNN is excited!

quote:

MH370 experts think they’ve finally solved the mystery of the doomed Malaysia Airlines flight


quote:

They suspect that the plane's 2014 disappearance and apparent crash was a suicide by the 53-year-old Zaharie — and a premeditated act of mass murder.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...=nl_most&wpmm=1


It’s pure baseless speculation.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
My warning bells went off when it started "MH370 Experts". Not "Experts from the NTSB" or "Experts from an internationally appointed investigation committee" or etc... You know, something that would actually indicate they were experts.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Murgos posted:

My warning bells went off when it started "MH370 Experts". Not "Experts from the NTSB" or "Experts from an internationally appointed investigation committee" or etc... You know, something that would actually indicate they were experts.

quote:

But the “60 Minutes” team — which included aviation specialists, the former Australian Transport Safety Bureau chief in charge of investigating MH370's crash

NTSB is not involved because it was a European plane that went down flying from Malaysia to China that may have crashed in Australia.

Theres no evidence to point anywhere so the hunch of the ATSB investigator is all we have and his hypothesis can't be confirmed or denied without finding the plane.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

is it really that difficult for people to believe "it crashed in the ocean and the ocean is really, really big and deep"

like there are hundreds of planes that have "disappeared" in the bermuda triangle and that's only like 50 miles off the coast of florida. the pacific/indian ocean is thousands of times larger and more desolate

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug

Marathanes posted:

A sub is a boat that thinks he's sneak
And is also known as a u-boat
Always skulkin' bout undersea
And just hides on its shady rear end

So yeah, I wanna find your MAD sig
Yeah, I want to see you hidin'
Yeah, I am gonna meet you somewhere
Yeah, gunna take all of your time and

No, I don't want no sub
Sub is the boat that gon' get depth charged by me
Hangin' out under the sea
With a hole in his side
Trying to hide from me

This is good but you missed the opportunity to rhyme "magnetic an-om-a-ly" with "me".

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I wonder how long I’ll be until someone finds it. 50 years? 100?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

LEEDs story, the might of the RCAF!

WTO rules against Airbus subsidies, settling a beef Boeing started in 2004

Effective bike sharing of course means...harvesting data : / (not really aviation related, save SA poster Ola's involvement) :argh:

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.
Looks like the co-pilot was a lot luckier than the last time this happened and they manged to pull him back in during flight.
https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/airplane-mode/sichuan-airlines-co-pilot-sucked-halfway-out-cockpit-window-pilot-n874326%22

Wonder if it was maintainence using the wrong screws again.

Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost

hobbesmaster posted:

NTSB is not involved because it was a European plane that went down flying from Malaysia to China that may have crashed in Australia.

Theres no evidence to point anywhere so the hunch of the ATSB investigator is all we have and his hypothesis can't be confirmed or denied without finding the plane.

So the NTSB doesn’t get involved in all cases involved with a Boeing jet? Or is that more of a guideline depending on things like local resources and whatnot?

I was always told the rule was if the location was in US airspace, or the airline, manufacturer of the fuselage, engine or avionics was US based then the NTSB would get involved.

Solkanar512 fucked around with this message at 23:04 on May 15, 2018

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Solkanar512 posted:

So the NTSB doesn’t get involved in all cases involved with a Boeing jet? Or is that more of a guideline depending on things like local resources and whatnot?

I was always told the rule was if the location was in US airspace, or the airline, manufacturer of the fuselage, engine or avionics was US based then the NTSB would get involved.

I feel like that would put the NTSB in any incident that ever occurred. Of course they have a wealth of knowledge, and I guess it depends on your exact definition of avionics but there’s got to be US parts (as in from a US manufacturer) on every single commercial airliner out there. (Probably the same for the big European manufacturers also).

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

I am a dummy and thought it was an A330 instead of a 777 for a moment. The NTSB would be involved with regards to any problems with the airframe itself.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

hobbesmaster posted:

NTSB is not involved because it was a European plane that went down flying from Malaysia to China that may have crashed in Australia.

Theres no evidence to point anywhere so the hunch of the ATSB investigator is all we have and his hypothesis can't be confirmed or denied without finding the plane.

NTSB is still involved as it was a Boeing with GE engines and Honeywell avionics (all US companies)... part of the reason the NTSB has so much experience with air crash investigations is the fact the country of aircraft, engine and/or avionics manufacture is involved in the investigation, and the (shrinking) majority of airliners are built in the US.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

well that's just one of the privileges you get when you're the country that invented aviation

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

Solkanar512 posted:

So the NTSB doesn’t get involved in all cases involved with a Boeing jet? Or is that more of a guideline depending on things like local resources and whatnot?

I was always told the rule was if the location was in US airspace, or the airline, manufacturer of the fuselage, engine or avionics was US based then the NTSB would get involved.

I think that unless the accident happens in the US or involves a US carrier, the NTSB will only get involved if the country where the accident happened asks them to step in.

azflyboy fucked around with this message at 06:48 on May 16, 2018

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!
They assert investigative authority for any incidents involving aircraft registered or owned by US entities, but in cases that don't fit those conditions but have US manufactured components or interests they maintain availability to provide expert insight and investigative resources to foreign governments and agencies.

quote:

If an accident or serious incident occurs in a foreign state involving a civil aircraft of U.S. Registry, a U.S. operator, or an aircraft of U.S. design or U.S. manufacture, where the foreign state is a signator to the ICAO Convention, that state is responsible for the investigation. In accord with the ICAO Annex 13 SARPS, upon receipt of a formal notification of the accident or serious incident that may involve significant issues, the NTSB may designate a U.S. Accredited Representative and appoint advisors to carry out the Obligations, receive the Entitlements, provide Consultation, and receive Safety Recommendations from the state of occurrence.

They will literally stand on the sidelines and pester the investigating authority "You sure? Well in our experience. We've seen..." Until they relent or tell them to gently caress off.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



xergm posted:

FSEconomy feels boring and clinical. Take cargo, turn on autopilot, land, get paid. That's really all there is.
Damage modeling? Maybe if you manually activated failures for an interesting flight.

I would love something with an actual risk vs reward mechanic.

"Take this poo poo to this really inaccessible place, in poo poo conditions, in a poo poo plane that actually feels as old as it should be and we'll give you a fat paycheck"

Actually having to manage cash-flow and the state of your airplane and business would be fun. Cheap out on maintenance? Have fun when your engine dies mid-flight. Maybe one of your control surfaces gets stuck and you have to compensate for it.

The only problem I have with FSEconomy is what you said: it's too easy. At least in poo poo like Euro Truck Simulator it's hands-on, you need to be paying attention at all times.

I still use FSEconomy because it gives me an excuse to go to different places. I'd be playing FSX anyway, so it's an improvement.

Wish there was an addon that forced you to follow proper procedures and that kinda thing

INTJ Mastermind
Dec 30, 2004

It's a radial!

Inacio posted:

Wish there was an addon that forced you to follow proper procedures and that kinda thing

Fly your FS Economy missions with real-world weather and online ATC.

InAndOutBrennan
Dec 11, 2008

Marathanes posted:

A sub is a boat that thinks he's sneak
And is also known as a u-boat
Always skulkin' bout undersea
And just hides on its shady rear end

So yeah, I wanna find your MAD sig
Yeah, I want to see you hidin'
Yeah, I am gonna meet you somewhere
Yeah, gunna take all of your time and

No, I don't want no sub
Sub is the boat that gon' get depth charged by me
Hangin' out under the sea
With a hole in his side
Trying to hide from me

:aaaaa:

Butt Reactor
Oct 6, 2005

Even in zero gravity, you're an asshole.
http://campaign.r20.constantcontact.com/render?m=1101073741327&ca=166a128c-842e-4168-ac45-dcd7cee699f7

:vince:

quote:

What’s It All About?

After departure, this CRJ200 crew heard an unfamiliar noise and perceived a minor irregularity. The misunderstood problem and multiple classic threats spawned a domino chain of self-induced complications.
[After departure] as we accelerated through 200 knots, we both noticed a loud noise that we could attribute to…airflow over an open panel on the aircraft. [We] agreed it was likely the Headset and Nose Gear Door Switch Panel.… The Captain…called for…the After Takeoff Checklist.… After completing the procedure, I read through the checklist silently and then called, “After Takeoff Checklist Complete.” Around…8,000 feet MSL,… the autopilot disconnected on its own. The Captain reengaged the autopilot, [but] within a minute, it disconnected again.… The Captain chose to hand-fly the aircraft.

Passing through 10,000 feet I [toggled] the “No Smoking” sign switch to signal to our Flight Attendants.… The switch did not chime. I tried the “Fasten Seatbelts” switch, which also did not chime.… It was at this point we began to notice…extremely diminished climb performance, and [we] were not able to accelerate past 260 to 270 knots.… We knew something was wrong, but we could not figure out what. The Captain asked me to begin reviewing all of the system status pages to see if there were any other indications to give us a clue as to why we did not have any climb performance.… We began calculating our fuel burn, and discovered we were burning…about 4,800 pounds per hour. With about 5,000 pounds of fuel and about 40 minutes of flight time remaining, we decided it was best to divert.…

[When the] Captain called for gear down,… I reached for the gear handle and noticed that it was down.… We immediately realized our mistake.… I had never selected the gear up on departure. I am not sure what to attribute this mistake to other than complacency and distractions. On departure, I do recall reaching for the gear handle. I believe I became distracted by reaching for the SPEED mode button and NAV button. We became distracted by the noise generated by the gear.… We further became distracted by an autopilot that wouldn’t stay engaged and having to hand-fly the aircraft.… We became fixated on only one…problem while dealing with other small, seemingly unassociated problems.… The maximum gear extended speed was exceeded by approximately 10 to 20 knots. There was also a flap overspeed on final, and the thrust reversers were not armed for landing (I don’t recall completing the landing checklist).

…It is one thing to miss a flow; it is another to read and verify a checklist and still miss an item—that is what the checklist is for. Additionally, once an issue is discovered in flight, you must also sit back and review even the most basic reasons why a problem is occurring. We failed to notice that our gear was down for the entire hour we were in flight. We were very focused on other possible issues, and failed to sit back and evaluate the big picture.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Omg loving comedy of errors.

ausgezeichnet
Sep 18, 2005

In my country this is definitely not offensive!
Nap Ghost
Apparently, GEAR......UP is not on that particular airline's After Takeoff check. Or it was the last in a long line of poor procedures and inadequate cross-checking.

I used to laugh about stuff like that being on checklists, but after nearly 35 years in commercial aviation I no longer dismiss those reminders.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
New V-280 flight test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=723vkZxfqSU

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

What do you do in a tiltrotor if the tilting mechanism gets stuck in the forward position and you need to land?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Sagebrush posted:

well that's just one of the privileges you get when you're the country that invented aviation



:france:

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

Sagebrush posted:

What do you do in a tiltrotor if the tilting mechanism gets stuck in the forward position and you need to land?

At least on a V-22 the rotors are frangible, and will shred into ropes of hugely expensive plastic rather than shatter and fly through the crew compartment. Presumably the same on this one. You would land it like an airplane, and maybe not kill everybody every time. But it is still a helicopter, so killing most of the people most of the time is expected.

vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous
Responding to checklists without looking at the item, and instead just going by your memory of doing the action. It's extremely common, from the student pilot level to the airlines. Disappointing.

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BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

vessbot posted:

Responding to checklists without looking at the item, and instead just going by your memory of doing the action. It's extremely common, from the student pilot level to the airlines. Disappointing.

I'm sure that was one of the factors in the Air Florida crash in DC? They didn't have the anti-ice systems on, because years of flying in temperate conditions in the Gulf/Caribbean/South meant that they just breezed over the 'Engine Anti-Ice...AS NEEDED' bit of the checklist by mental habit because they'd hardly every needed it. The CVR recorded them saying it but they immediately passed on to the next item with no pause to check or operate any of the switches.

The 'focussing on a perceived fault to the exclusion of the bigger picture' is like a less lethal example of EAL Flight 401, where the entire crew became so focussed on finding out whether the nose gear was down and locked (it was, but a $0.30c bulb had blown) that they flew the plane into the Everglades without noticing.

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