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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Warbadger posted:

They weren't endangered at the time. It only gives boners if the thing is rare AND unusual.

If this like a conservation law?

Like, all the turtles currently in existence share a pool of boner‐inducing energy.

If there are a thousand turtles out there, each of them makes penis pills a thousand times as effective as if there were a million turtles.

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tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Someone in China brave a trip to a TCM doctor and get a definitive boner pills tierlist please.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiBva8pEgTc

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

tote up a bags posted:

Someone in China brave a trip to a TCM doctor and get a definitive boner pills tierlist please.

Some new products have been released:


quote:

Public Notification: Best Candy contains hidden drug ingredient
Tuesday, 15 May 2018, 10:59 am
The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Best Candy, a product promoted as an energy booster on various websites and possibly in some retail stores. This product was identified during an examination of imported goods.

Epic Products, LLC, Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall of All Lots of Euphoric Capsules Due to Presence of Undeclared Sildenafil and Tadalafil
Tuesday, 17 April 2018, 11:29 am
Overland Park, KS, Epic Products, LLC is voluntarily recalling all lots of Euphoric capsules, packaged in 1 count blister cards, 3 count bottles, and 12 count bottles to the consumer level. FDA analysis found samples of Euphoric to be tainted with undeclared sildenafil and tadalafil, active ingredients in two FDA-approved prescription drug products, also known as phosphodiesterase 5-inhibitors (PDE-5 inhibitors), used to treat male erectile dysfunction (ED). The presence of sildenafil and tadalafil in Euphoric renders it an unapproved drug for which safety and efficacy have not been established and, therefore subject to recall.

'Rhino 69 Extreme 50000' Recalled due to Presence of Active Ingredient 'Tadalafil'
Saturday, 14 April 2018, 8:51 am
AMA Wholesale Inc. (Distributor/Re-seller), is voluntarily recalling Rhino 69 Extreme 50000 capsules to the consumer level. FDA analysis found the product to be tainted with undeclared tadalafil. Tadalafil is an active ingredient in a FDA-approved prescription drug that is used for erectile dysfunction.

Public Notification: Rhino 69 Extreme 50000 contains hidden drug ingredient
Thursday, 29 March 2018, 4:43 am
The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Rhino 69 Extreme 50000, a product promoted and sold for sexual enhancement on various websites, including https://www.bonanza.com and possibly in some retail stores.

Public Notification: Black Lion Pill contains hidden drug ingredient
Thursday, 29 March 2018, 4:44 am
The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Black Lion Pill, a product promoted and sold for sexual enhancement on various websites, including https://www.rakuten.com and possibly in some retail stores.

Public Notification: Red Zone Xtreme 3000 contains hidden drug ingredient
Thursday, 29 March 2018, 4:43 am
The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Red Zone Xtreme 3000, a product promoted and sold for sexual enhancement on various websites, including https://www.ebay.com and possibly in some retail stores.

Bella all Natural Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall of Diet Capsules Labeled as Bella, Due to Presence of Sibutramine
Saturday, 24 February 2018, 6:27 am
Bella All Natural is voluntarily recalling its Diet Capsules labeled as Bella, Lot Number MFD:10.15.2017 EXP: 10.14.2019, to the consumer level.

Flawless Beauty, LLC Issues Voluntary Recall of Unapproved Drugs
Tuesday, 23 January 2018, 2:37 am
Ocean Township, NJ. In accordance with a Consent Decree of Permanent Injunction ordered in the United States District Court for the District of New Jersey, Flawless Beauty, LLC is voluntarily recalling all lots of nineteen different products sold individually or as part of multi-unit kits alleged by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration ("FDA") to be misbranded or unapproved new drugs pursuant to the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act. The FDA believes that these drugs present serious public health risks.

Marmex Corp Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall Of Blue Pearl All Natural Male Enhancement Supplement, Due To Undeclared Sildenafil
Thursday, 14 December 2017, 11:52 am
Orange, CA, Marmex Corp is voluntarily recalling All lots of Blue Pearl All Natural Male Enhancement Supplement, 500mg to the consumer level. FDA analysis has found the products to contain sildenafil.

Nutra Labs Inc. Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall of Dietary Supplements Bull and Chao Jimengnan Tablets Due to Undeclared Active Pharmaceutical Ingredients
Friday, 1 December 2017, 3:51 am
Nutra Labs Inc. is voluntarily recalling lots sold by their firm of the male enhancement supplements Bull 1800 mg Capsules with the production date of 05/08/2016, and Chao Jimengnan 150 mg Tablets with Lot # 20151018 to the consumer level. FDA analysis found the products to be tainted with sildenafil, 0.026mg/capsule for Bull, and 70.46mg/tablet for Chao Jimengnan respectively. Sildenafil is the active pharmaceutical ingredient in an FDA approved product used for erectile dysfunction, making Bull capsules and Chao Jimengnan tablets unapproved new drugs.

Public Notification: Chao Jimengnan contains hidden drug ingredient
Friday, 1 December 2017, 9:09 am
The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Chao Jimengnan, a product promoted for sexual enhancement on various websites, including https://www.spanishfly.co and possibly in some retail stores.

Public Notification: Asia Slim Capsules contains hidden drug ingredients
Wednesday, 22 November 2017, 11:38 pm
The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Asia Slim Capsules, a product promoted for weight loss. This product was identified by FDA during an examination of international mail shipments. FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that Asia Slim Capsule contains sibutramine, diazepam, and bisacodyl. These substances can cause serious health problems.

Public Notification: Pro Solution contains hidden drug ingredient
Wednesday, 22 November 2017, 2:36 am
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is advising consumers not to purchase or use Pro Solution, a product promoted for sexual enhancement. This product was identified by FDA during an examination of international mail shipments.

Public Notification: Qibianli contains hidden drug ingredient
Wednesday, 22 November 2017, 2:36 am
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is advising consumers not to purchase or use Qibianli, a product promoted for sexual enhancement. This product was identified by FDA during an examination of international mail shipments.

Public Notification: Rhino 11 Platinum 11000 contains hidden drug ingredient
Wednesday, 22 November 2017, 2:36 am
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is advising consumers not to purchase or use Rhino 11 Platinum 11000, a product promoted for sexual enhancement. This product was identified by FDA during an examination of international mail shipments.

Public Notification: Fruta Planta Life (Garcinia Cambogia Premium) contains hidden drug ingredient
Tuesday, 21 November 2017, 6:44 am
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is advising consumers not to purchase or use Fruta Planta Life (Garcinia Cambogia Premium), a product promoted for weight loss. This product was identified by FDA during an examination of international mail shipments.

Public Notification: S.W.A.G II Platinum 33K contains hidden drug ingredient
Wednesday, 22 November 2017, 2:36 am
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is advising consumers not to purchase or use S.W.A.G II Platinum 33K, a product promoted for sexual enhancement. This product was identified by FDA during an examination of international mail shipments.

Public Notification: Blue Pearl All Natural Male Enhancement contains hidden drug ingredient
Tuesday, 21 November 2017, 3:11 am
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is advising consumers not to purchase or use Blue Pearl All Natural Male Enhancement, a product promoted and sold for sexual enhancement on various websites, including https://www.bluepearlformen.com (redirects to https://www.bluefusions.com), and possibly in some retail stores.

Public Notification: Adipessum Miracle Slimming Capsules contain hidden drug ingredient
Tuesday, 21 November 2017, 6:44 am
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is advising consumers not to purchase or use Adipessum Miracle Slimming Capsules, a product promoted for weight loss. This product was identified by FDA during an examination of international mail shipments.

Public Notification: Rhino 12 Titanium 6000 contains hidden drug ingredient
Wednesday, 22 November 2017, 2:36 am
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is advising consumers not to purchase or use Rhino 12 Titanium 6000, a product promoted for sexual enhancement. This product was identified by FDA during an examination of international mail shipments.



https://www.fda.gov/AboutFDA/ContactFDA/StayInformed/RSSFeeds/TDS/rss.xml

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Platystemon posted:

If this like a conservation law?

Like, all the turtles currently in existence share a pool of boner‐inducing energy.

If there are a thousand turtles out there, each of them makes penis pills a thousand times as effective as if there were a million turtles.

wasn’t this the plot of a jet li movie

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"


This is hard core cultural appropriation.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Cry Havoc posted:

wasn’t this the plot of a jet li movie
Which one?

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
My culture is not your wedding ceremony

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


These are the real deal:

quote:

Public Notification: Asia Slim Capsules contains hidden drug ingredients
Wednesday, 22 November 2017, 11:38 pm
The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Asia Slim Capsules, a product promoted for weight loss. This product was identified by FDA during an examination of international mail shipments. FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that Asia Slim Capsule contains sibutramine, diazepam, and bisacodyl. These substances can cause serious health problems.

Sibutramine is a legit appetite suppressant that's illegal in most developed nations

Bisacodyl is a laxative

So between those two you're gonna drop pounds fast.

Not sure what the diazempam (a tranquiliser) is for, except maybe American housewives require it in their diet?

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


isn't that what snake takes in mgs to help him use the sniper rifle better

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

the one where he kills other versions of himself to get more powerful

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

The real question is Rhino 69 Extreme 50000, Rhino 11 Platinum 11000, or Rhino 12 Titanium 6000?

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

Savage For The Winjun posted:

isn't that what snake takes in mgs to help him use the sniper rifle better

Yup. It's a tranquilizer, and Sniper Wolf was explicitly addicted to it.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

simplefish posted:

These are the real deal:


Sibutramine is a legit appetite suppressant that's illegal in most developed nations

Bisacodyl is a laxative

So between those two you're gonna drop pounds fast.

Not sure what the diazempam (a tranquiliser) is for, except maybe American housewives require it in their diet?

Diazepam aka valium aka Mother's little helper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2fMNG_nhKY

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


EimiYoshikawa posted:

Yup. It's a tranquilizer, and Sniper Wolf was explicitly addicted to it.

Sniper Wolf, a Desperate Housewives story

Would pay to see

"Moooom, the PTA sent you a letter about what you packed in my lunch today!"
"They what? I already told them Soviet military rations are nutritionally balanced!"
*grabs car keys, rifle, and ghillie suit*


"Mrs Wolf, I'm Mrs Watson, Sally's teach-"
"What is it this time?"
"About our field trip and nature walk, did, uh, Sally pack her own bag this morning?
"Of course, but she passed inspection at morning muster."
"We have some concerns about the nine-inch bowie knife she brought..."

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

simplefish posted:

Not sure what the diazempam (a tranquiliser) is for, except maybe American housewives require it in their diet?

its to make you not worry about the fact that you're literally making GBS threads yourself to death and also for its addictive properties

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Cry Havoc posted:

the one where he kills other versions of himself to get more powerful
drat, you can't remember the one

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Baronjutter posted:

I thought the average treasure ship size was 300', this is very unsettling.

lol

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/16/mysterious-rise-in-banned-ozone-destroying-chemical-shocks-scientists

Mysterious rise in banned ozone-destroying chemical shocks scientists


quote:

Unless the culprit is found and stopped, the recovery of the ozone layer, which protects life on Earth from damaging UV radiation, could be delayed by a decade. The source of the new emissions has been tracked to east Asia, but finding a more precise location requires further investigation.

Gee I wonder what the investigation will reveal.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
China is appointing itself as thought and language police for Canadian businesses. This can't stand

quote:

When I received Air Canada’s promotional email about a worldwide seat sale this week, I immediately checked their website to book my August trip to Taipei. To my surprise, the list of destinations had been changed to read “Taipei, China” rather than “Taipei, Taiwan.”

This change is Air Canada’s reaction to directives sent in April from the China Civil Aviation Administration (CAAC) to all foreign airlines flying to China. The CAAC required all foreign airlines to “initiate a self-examination” of their official websites and other publicity channels for references to Taiwan. They require all airlines, in accordance with Chinese law, to classify Taiwan as belonging to China, with no parallel listing of “China” and “Taiwan.” The letter stipulated that all airlines who fail to comply within 30 days will be subject to disciplinary actions according to regulations of the “Civil Aviation Industry Credit Management Measures” and the “National Cyber Information Office.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

fish and chips and dip posted:

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/16/mysterious-rise-in-banned-ozone-destroying-chemical-shocks-scientists

Mysterious rise in banned ozone-destroying chemical shocks scientists


Gee I wonder what the investigation will reveal.

It was Mongolia.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

fish and chips and dip posted:

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/16/mysterious-rise-in-banned-ozone-destroying-chemical-shocks-scientists

Mysterious rise in banned ozone-destroying chemical shocks scientists


Gee I wonder what the investigation will reveal.

quote:

You are left with, boy, it really looks like somebody is making it new,” said Montzka, who noted that the less damaging replacement for CFC-11 is more expensive to make.

Chabaduo

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
Let's be fair, it might be India.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Blaming the Jews, smdh

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

fish and chips and dip posted:

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/16/mysterious-rise-in-banned-ozone-destroying-chemical-shocks-scientists

Mysterious rise in banned ozone-destroying chemical shocks scientists


Gee I wonder what the investigation will reveal.

it cant be china though because xi said that he needed to seize absolute power in order to clean up the environment

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Ceciltron posted:

Let's be fair, it might be India.

I doubt they'd refer to India as being east Asia though.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

fish and chips and dip posted:

I doubt they'd refer to India as being east Asia though.

Asia does start in the mideast though, You never know!

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fish and chips and dip posted:

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/16/mysterious-rise-in-banned-ozone-destroying-chemical-shocks-scientists

Mysterious rise in banned ozone-destroying chemical shocks scientists


Gee I wonder what the investigation will reveal.

I don't think even North Korea is that much of an rear end in a top hat to do this.

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

When there isn't assholery, there's greed.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

fish and chips and dip posted:

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/16/mysterious-rise-in-banned-ozone-destroying-chemical-shocks-scientists

Mysterious rise in banned ozone-destroying chemical shocks scientists


Gee I wonder what the investigation will reveal.

Didn’t China tsk tsk the US for pulling out of the climate accords

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Didn’t China tsk tsk the US for pulling out of the climate accords

There's actually pulling out and there's just quietly breaking the rule since your air's so toxic anyhow, who'd notice?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Didn’t China tsk tsk the US for pulling out of the climate accords

Not only that but there was an endless conga line of articles talking about how China is now the world leader in climate and environmental awareness

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
A professor where I went to grad school does atmospheric testing of things like PCBs and other nasty chemicals. She said they were able to detect (by sampling air in the US) when China turned off their chemical plants for the Olympics in Beijing.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Irradiation posted:

A professor where I went to grad school does atmospheric testing of things like PCBs and other nasty chemicals. She said they were able to detect (by sampling air in the US) when China turned off their chemical plants for the Olympics in Beijing.

Has anyone studied the air inside packages sent from China? I opened one once and the smell was very....off

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Jel Shaker posted:

Has anyone studied the air inside packages sent from China? I opened one once and the smell was very....off

Always open packages from china like a bag of popcorn you just pulled out of the microwave. That is, open them pointed away from your face to-- save face.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Jel Shaker posted:

Has anyone studied the air inside packages sent from China? I opened one once and the smell was very....off

I don't know if that's so much the "factory air" but just the products them selves off-gassing. I'll often leave a chinese product outside for a few hours to "air out" to get rid of that horrible plastic/chemical smell they'll often have.

My friend bought one of those stupid horse head mask things from china and if you tried to wear it when it first came you'd get dizzy from the smell. So he left it on his balcony for the afternoon and in the evening when he put it on there was a slug in it and the slug went on his face. Thanks for reading my story.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
ol slugface, theres one in every group


also lmao i read that "theres a ton of illegal chemicals in the air and nobody knows where its coming from.............................." article this morning and fully expected to see it here.

maybe its that country that puts powdered plastic into food intended for babies?? better research this further

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Might have missed it, but speaking of China trying to single-handedly kill the planet. . .

Study says China-backed dam would destroy Mekong

quote:

A Chinese-backed plan for Cambodia to build the Mekong River's biggest dam would destroy fisheries that feed millions and worsen tensions with Vietnam, the downstream country with most to lose from dams on the waterway, according to a three-year study commissioned by the Cambodian government.

The report, posted this month on the website of the U.S.-based organization that conducted the study, said the Sambor dam would "generate large power benefits to Cambodia, but at the probable cost of the destruction of the Mekong fishery, and the certain enmity of Vietnam."

It said the dam designed by China Southern Power Grid Co. would have a 620 square kilometer (239 square mile) reservoir and dwarf the biggest dam currently being built on the Mekong, the Xayaburi dam in Laos, which was bitterly opposed by environmentalists for years.

The experts at the Natural Heritage Institute who authored the report, submitted to the Cambodian government late last year, recommended it defer the project while studying "better" alternatives such as using solar power to augment existing hydroelectric dams.

Alternative sites upstream where the Mekong separates into several channels are possible but either financially unfeasible or only marginally less destructive than the site currently envisaged for the 2,600 megawatt dam, the study said. Possible mitigation measures are either unproven or have a poor track record, it said.

The dam would block fish migration from the giant Tonle Sap lake in Cambodia which is crucial for reproduction and replenishing what scientists say is the world's most productive freshwater fishery. It would also prevent riverbed sediment that fertilizes the Mekong Delta rice bowl from moving down river, a particular problem for Vietnam where delta farmlands are being destroyed by saltwater incursion from the sea.

"The dam and the reservoir would create a barrier that would be devastating for the migratory fish stocks," the study said.

It also warned that a population of about 80 critically endangered Irrawaddy river dolphins would likely be wiped out because the deep river pools they use as a dry season refuge would become filled with sediment blocked by the dam.

Cambodia's government, closely allied with China, its northern neighbor, and the recipient of substantial Chinese aid and investment, has not publicly commented on the report.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

drat, poor Vietnam. China can never stop making GBS threads on them.

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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


*trailer narrator voice*
AT FIRST...
*ARCHIVE FOOTAGE OF NAPALM BOMBING*
....THEY WERE OUR ENEMIES...
*ARCHIVE FOOTAGE OF VIET KONG*
...NOW...
*ARCHIVE FOOTAGE OF GIs RETREATING
...WE MUST BE THEIR FRIENDS.
*NEWS FOOTAGE CLIP OF DAM*

THREATENED BY A CAMBODIA BACKED BY CHINA,
ENVIRONMENTAL WARFARE IS WAGED UPON VIETNAM.
AGENT ORANGE KILLED THEIR TREES;
WILL THE SAMBOR KILL THEIR FIELDS AND FISH?

IN A WORLD WHERE OUR VERY ECOSYSTEM IS AT RISK,
AMERICA CANNOT STAND BY.
A PROXY WAR IN VIETNAM ONCE AGAIN -
ONLY THIS TIME...
... WE'RE ON THEIR SIDE

SEE THE TWO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHTS GO HEAD TO HEAD
BEHIND THE MASKS OF TWO SOUTH EAST ASIAN NATIONS
WHILE THE VIETNAMESE FIGHTS FOR THEIR MOTHERLAND...
*FARMER FOOTAGE*
LITERALLY EVERY...
...LAST...
...PADDY OF IT

VIETNAM 2: VIET DAM
IN CINEMAS 2020

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