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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



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Oct 4, 2008

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Jul 29, 2010

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Aug 31, 2004


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Mr. Mambold posted:

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no joke every woman there was at least a 7 and it was 80% female

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Aug 18, 2007


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Dec 17, 2008


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Weaponized Cum posted:

no joke every woman there was at least a 7 and it was 80% female

I figured as much. How many 'influencers' did they have on their payroll?

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Jul 29, 2010

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Feb 29, 2012


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Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I’d like to sniff their gussets

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Dec 17, 2008


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Feb 17, 2005

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May 13, 2003
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drat that thick hmong could get it

Would you not be worried about following the millions of arabs who pay her for anal sex or whatever tagthesponsor people are up to now?

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Feb 22, 2005



My sprinkler system ran for 6 hours last night, my water bill is going to be outrageous fml

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



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tom loves mens asses

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shut up blegum posted:

I figured as much. How many 'influencers' did they have on their payroll?

not many. their brands are co-created with some big industry names so no need to pay instaslores for a review

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Aug 31, 2004


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have any of u london based nerds gone to Lovebox festival?

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Jul 29, 2010

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My sprinkler system ran for 6 hours last night, my water bill is going to be outrageous fml

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May 13, 2003
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have any of u london based nerds gone to Lovebox festival?

It's alright, worst thing is because it's in Victoria Park in the middle of east London it finishes at 11ish. There are definitely better dance festivals almost anywhere else so unless you are in London at the time and/or there is someone on not touring at all I wouldn't bother travelling for it.

It's also full of LPVs

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Feb 22, 2005



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Congrats in your new marshland

I’ve ordered a new sprinkler controller and thanks to amazon it will be here same day. Now it’ll be time to hang out in the garage programming and reprogramming while enjoying the beers

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yeah i gotta be in LDN for work and friend's friend has reached out and basically said I should do drugs and party with her and maybe manhandle her after so I am really enticed

LPVs? you mean daft tory cunts?

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Feb 17, 2005

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Feb 9, 2001

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Weaponized Cum posted:

yeah i gotta be in LDN for work and friend's friend has reached out and basically said I should do drugs and party with her and maybe manhandle her after so I am really enticed

LPVs? you mean daft tory cunts?

LPVs are white trust fund cunts that no one likes or wants to hangout with.

If you are over anyway then sure, go, it'll be fun and there's loads of drugs, just don't think it's a legit festival, because it pretty much isn't

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Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Weaponized Cum posted:

LPVs? you mean cool buff handsome dudes?

he does

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Sep 18, 2005
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i gotta see if I can get absolutely wrecked the week before I gotta work so no tix yet, but I wanna party with this chick because she is loving crazy hot

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Sep 13, 2006

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i gotta see if I can get absolutely wrecked the week before I gotta work so no tix yet, but I wanna party with this chick because she is loving crazy hot

R u on my insta op??

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Sep 18, 2005
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R u on my insta op??

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Dec 17, 2008


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i gotta see if I can get absolutely wrecked the week before I gotta work so no tix yet, but I wanna party with this chick because she is loving crazy hot

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Feb 29, 2012


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Would you not be worried about following the millions of arabs who pay her for anal sex or whatever tagthesponsor people are up to now?
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Dec 17, 2008


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would give some great material for https://www.reddit.com/r/hotpast/ which is lulzy

What's wrong with people

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Feb 29, 2012


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Feb 22, 2005



African AIDS cum posted:

would give some great material for https://www.reddit.com/r/hotpast/ which is lulzy

Here's where it gets strange. She said he lasted a very long time and she thought he was going to gently caress her raw, when he started to speed up and began pounding her rear end into the seat like she was a $2.00 whore. She knew he was about to cum when he told her to open her mouth. She thought he wanted to cum in her mouth, so she opened wide. But instead of pulling out and moving up her body, he dropped a huge glob of spit into her mouth as he started cumming in her. She was surprised but not grossed out, and let him spit in her mouth 3 or 4 more times. Over the next couple months, he hosed her several times and every time he spit in her mouth while he was cumming.

Now I want to watch this happen while one of her gently caress buddies is pounding her. I can't get it out of my head.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Feb 22, 2005



Weaponized Cum posted:

can't really do that without sharing her IG and I respect the woman's privacy

Good

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