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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Charlie Brown gotta miss that football, Peter Parker gotta get cavity searched at the airport. Some staples of the newspaper funnies you just don't mess with.

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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Peter held on to all the blood samples clearly.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Peter held onto Rocket the whole time.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

He accidentally took their bagful of toys* instead of his luggage.

*Iron fist, Hulk Hands, Giant Sized Man Thing, etc...

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


There's something called Iron Fist inside that bag indeed :heysexy:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



oh NOW his spider sense goes off.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Pete, you are the dumbest mother fucker on this planet.:allears:

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 04:24 on May 17, 2018

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

oh my god he forgot he was wearing his goddamn costume.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Pete drank 7 of those on the ride to the airport.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Where the hell are his webshooters though

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Zeeman posted:

Where the hell are his webshooters though

The lizard broke them but then they worked again.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Kinky.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Oh hey, Pete mentioned that it was May. Now I want go back and see if they ever mentioned a date in the past six months.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Ikasuhito posted:

Pete, you are the dumbest mother fucker on this planet.:allears:

The proportionate strength and intelligence of a spider.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ImpAtom posted:

oh my god he forgot he was wearing his goddamn costume.

Hey, at least he wasn't wearing the mask too! :xd:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Chinston Wurchill posted:

The proportionate strength and intelligence of a spider.

That's just mean.

To the spider.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011






So. does Peter think that "packing" means "wear it"?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Ikasuhito posted:

Oh hey, Pete mentioned that it was May. Now I want go back and see if they ever mentioned a date in the past six months.
Well, in case you were wondering, the road trip started in November. Of 2016.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Ikasuhito posted:

Oh hey, Pete mentioned that it was May. Now I want go back and see if they ever mentioned a date in the past six months.

I can't find it, but there was one story arc where they celebrated Halloween and Christmas in the same scene.

Newspaper Spider-Man dares the sliding timescale to blink first.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



hey you're not spider-man

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Trying to show that dude their guns but he's just leaning away not havin' it.

"C'mon, check it out."
"Ehhhhh."

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:



hey you're not spider-man

Dude in the brown jacket is positively delighted at the prospect of killing somebody.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Just yelling "I'm gonna murder a federal agent!" while brandishing a gun in broad daylight.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Is that Jimmy Woo? Are we also getting an Agents of Atlas crossover?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Zeeman posted:

Is that Jimmy Woo? Are we also getting an Agents of Atlas crossover?

Oh my goddddd please

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I love the thugs in NSM. They're simultaneously street punks with mohawks and weird facial hair, and dressed like mobsters in suits or blazers.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I would lose my poo poo over Newspaper Gorilla-Man.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Frank-Castle's-Head-On-An-Oddly-Tiny-Man looks like he's not havin' any of this poo poo.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
He was 2 feet behind you. How did you not see him? There's nothing to hide behind!

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
They've gone tunnel vision with excitement at the prospect of shooting someone. Happens to the best of us.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he was blending in with a purple patch on the wall

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Spider-man goons can only see movement.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

I think the implication is that he was hiding behind those trashcans and knocked them over while fleeing.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
pretty much all of the action in NSM is based on implication

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Did they forget to color his shadow on the wall in panel 2??

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

ghosthorse posted:

pretty much all of the action in NSM is based on implication

Which is why they were on boats so much during the last arc.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

That man's head is enormous

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