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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Crustaceans on TTC subway seats cause crabbiness in commuters

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Indy's finally found a way out of this one...

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

99% of all American volcanoes have refrigerators.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/KXAN_News/status/996067914448031745

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Woman fired for bringing laxative-filled brownies to coworker's send off, police say

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/kansas-bank-robber-lawrence-john-ripple-sentenced-house-arrest-escape-wife-a7791586.html



https://www.thevintagenews.com/2017...-too-seductive/

quote:

Many noblemen marveled at the sculpture’s exceptional design and urged the authorities to leave the statue in its place, but the Belgian press of the time reacted to this by stating that the statue would distract the “pretty penitent girls” who should have been listening to the sermons.

Stupid Sexy Satan

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Mermaid follows her dreams to Rotterdam

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


How disappointing; I was expecing an old refrigerator dumping ground to be uncovered and hurled into the air by the volcano.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Stealth Frigidaire® marketing.

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Pharaoh_Munk/status/996121802781921280

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Adults don't actually exist, do they? We're all just large gradeschoolers.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Facebook Aunt posted:

Adults don't actually exist, do they? We're all just large gradeschoolers.

If you didn’t realize this the first time you saw an elementary school teacher get into a screaming match with a second grader I dunno what to tell you.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Dewgy posted:

If you didn’t realize this the first time you saw an elementary school teacher get into a screaming match with a second grader I dunno what to tell you.

How many second graders do you hang out with?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

GrossMurpel posted:

How many second graders do you hang out with?
None, they kept getting into fights.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

A hero for our times. Also for the early to mid eighties.

Barry Bluejeans has a new favorite as of 22:06 on May 16, 2018

Dr Geek
Jan 28, 2007
Woman Detained After Feces Flinging Incident at Langley Tim Hortons

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


As a result of being thrown around, the crabs died :(

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
I won't say it

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



THIS KILLS THE CRAB

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
All of Mugshots.com’s alleged co-owners arrested on extortion charges

quote:



Two alleged owners of Mugshots.com—Sahar Sarid and Thomas Keesee—have been arrested in south Florida on a recently issued California warrant. The notorious website publishes mugshots and then demands payment for their removal.

:owned:

Edit:

https://twitter.com/ABCRural/status/994533286255964162



:stare:

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 03:00 on May 18, 2018

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Erm...

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

I saw a documentary about this company, they ruin people's lives. Glad to hear they got arrested

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Jesus that can't be real, can it?
Please tell me it's not.
I'm too afraid to go look myself.
:ohdear:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Rysithusiku posted:

Jesus that can't be real, can it?
Please tell me it's not.
I'm too afraid to go look myself.
:ohdear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2tkm4iZOJ8

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
An estimated 27.5 billion tonnes of sediment enters the sea every year.

I’m going to assume a density of 2.65 g/ml (same as sandstone), so that’s 10 cubic kilometres per year.

Now that sounds like a lot, but spread it over the world’s oceans and it’s 28 micrometres, four tenths the diameter of a typical human hair, or less than one percent of sea level rise.


Rep. Brooks isn’t the first person to think of this mechanism, and I’m not the first person to calculate its magnitude. Scientists are already taking it into account. It pales in comparison to amount of water impounded in artificial reservoirs, for example. That’s has been working against sea level rise over the last century.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 11:42 on May 18, 2018

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Rysithusiku posted:

Jesus that can't be real, can it?
Please tell me it's not.
I'm too afraid to go look myself.
:ohdear:

What does your heart tell you?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Good.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Rysithusiku posted:

Jesus that can't be real, can it?
Please tell me it's not.
I'm too afraid to go look myself.
:ohdear:

If it makes you feel better, he's a member of the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, the committee responsible for drafting bills regarding scientific matters such as environmental regulations.

Another fun fact, this was the same House committee that spawned "legitimate rape."

Metroid Fitzgerald has a new favorite as of 12:05 on May 18, 2018

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Bill Gates: Trump couldn't differentiate HIV from HPV, but was well-versed on Gates' daughter's looks

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Platystemon posted:

An estimated 27.5 billion tonnes of sediment enters the sea every year.
Net or gross? I can imagine there's a certain amount of mass taken out of the sea as well.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


Guys I think it may be possible that this man is, like certain other orange gentleman, a retard.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Collateral Damage posted:

Net or gross? I can imagine there's a certain amount of mass taken out of the sea as well.

I assume a comparable amount of water is taken out just from vaporization, and an order of magnitude more water is added to the oceans from rivers & precipiation.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Guys I think it may be possible that this man is, like certain other orange gentleman, a retard.

Whoa, let’s not use names we’ll regret.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Krankenstyle posted:

I assume a comparable amount of water is taken out just from vaporization, and an order of magnitude more water is added to the oceans from rivers & precipiation.

Not really? (At least on the "order of magnitude" part). The whole cycle of water evaporating and then finding its way back to the ocean has had literal millions of years to reach an equilibrium. Rising seas are caused by water that's been taken out of that cycle (by being locked away in glaciers, ice sheets etc.) being set free.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



right that makes sense lol

what i mean is that the amounts of water leaving&arriving from/in the oceans is the order of magnitude. all other natural processes are way smaller, compared, is what i meant

(climate change is real)

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Platystemon posted:

Whoa, let’s not use names we’ll regret.

You're absolutely right, I was just trying to maintain :decorum:. Humblest apologies.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Brieing is the new cheese and MDMA drug craze middle class women are trying

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

kill all whites

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