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The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
I prefer sodas, thanks.

Edit: great new page

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Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Maybe I've just been reading too much Paradise Lost recently but I could really go for a Bronze Age Mesopotamia game right about now. I know it's probably Rome, but if I can't have Vicky at least let me have this hope instead.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

DrSunshine posted:

As if the hint that "Norway isn't there" wasn't enough for people? I mean, seriously, that's a pretty obvious hint that it's not a game that takes place in the Victoria era since Norway existed during that time. :rolleyes:

norway didn't exist from 1815 to 1905

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_between_Sweden_and_Norway

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Crazycryodude posted:

Maybe I've just been reading too much Paradise Lost recently but I could really go for a Bronze Age Mesopotamia game right about now. I know it's probably Rome, but if I can't have Vicky at least let me have this hope instead.

a great twist for the game would be for the last phase to be the bronze age collapse so you have to rapidly de-tech your city while your people die en-masse from starvation or get sent off to die pointlessly leaving your entire work a hollowed out shell decorated with magnificent buildings you know longer know how to build holding great scrolls no-one knows how to read.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

"THIS IS [...] VICTORIA 3" - Johan

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Ah! You learn something new every day.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Agean90 posted:

a great twist for the game would be for the last phase to be the bronze age collapse so you have to rapidly de-tech your city while your people die en-masse from starvation or get sent off to die pointlessly leaving your entire work a hollowed out shell decorated with magnificent buildings you know longer know how to build holding great scrolls no-one knows how to read.

You know one thing that Paradox games have a hard time with, and strategy games in general really, is the decline of empires. Like no matter how big you get in say, CK2, the added complications of managing a large empire never actually become so great that you become unable to handle it unless you're a really new player.

I guess the problem is that if you do have some kind of tipping point, players will eventually figure out exactly where it is and min-max to get the largest empire they possibly can without triggering the consequences. But it would be neat if there was some sort of system where as you grow larger you end up having to make major sacrifices to maintain your size, sacrifices that might ultimately doom you.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying

Galaga Galaxian posted:

Paradox typically doesn't announced in-studio stuff until its close to release, right?
Well, they used to announce them pretty far out, but Hearts of Iron 4 got delayed by over a year and everyone was really bummed out and Johan swore they wouldn't announce future games until they were at least far enough along they wouldn't need multi-month delays and redesigns.

Stellaris was subsequently released less than a year after being announced so they've stuck to that so far at least.

Sindai fucked around with this message at 04:57 on May 19, 2018

OhGreatAGinger
Oct 10, 2012
As a dirty unwashed CKII European christian who usually spends a game forming a crusader empire, is Jade Dragon for me?

I.e. am I missing out on not having it or would I just get pop ups every once in awhile saying "china loves you, now give me gold" or "china hates you, here, have this doomstack from off-map"?

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

OhGreatAGinger posted:

As a dirty unwashed CKII European christian who usually spends a game forming a crusader empire, is Jade Dragon for me?

I.e. am I missing out on not having it or would I just get pop ups every once in awhile saying "china loves you, now give me gold" or "china hates you, here, have this doomstack from off-map"?

Does your Crusader empire contain Jerusalem? They are on the Silk Road and thus will have access to interactions with China, although you probably won't be doing as much with them as you would in say, India or the Steppe, since you probably won't end up bordering the Western Protectorate.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




Agean90 posted:

a great twist for the game would be for the last phase to be the bronze age collapse so you have to rapidly de-tech your city while your people die en-masse from starvation or get sent off to die pointlessly leaving your entire work a hollowed out shell decorated with magnificent buildings you know longer know how to build holding great scrolls no-one knows how to read.

to do that we would have to know what caused the bronze age collapse but all history's got for us is "i dunno lol, sea peoples? :shrug:"

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

The Cheshire Cat posted:

You know one thing that Paradox games have a hard time with, and strategy games in general really, is the decline of empires. Like no matter how big you get in say, CK2, the added complications of managing a large empire never actually become so great that you become unable to handle it unless you're a really new player.

I guess the problem is that if you do have some kind of tipping point, players will eventually figure out exactly where it is and min-max to get the largest empire they possibly can without triggering the consequences. But it would be neat if there was some sort of system where as you grow larger you end up having to make major sacrifices to maintain your size, sacrifices that might ultimately doom you.

This is why Vicky 2 is great. The thing it does best is imploding empires and if you get hosed hard enough there's nothing the player can do.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Radio Free Kobold posted:

to do that we would have to know what caused the bronze age collapse but all history's got for us is "i dunno lol, sea peoples? :shrug:"
Just add a ton of random regional disasters, which fire in random succession until a predefined proportion of states have collapsed. Sort of a last man standing competition to cap off the game.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
There are tons of ways you could do it. One of the great things about the Bronze Age and not knowing how half of it actually happened is that you can fudge it practically any way you like and spergs can’t flip out at you about it.

I’ve been working on an antiquity mod for EU4 for a while now and when I first conceived it my plan was for it to be just that, starting in 1500 BCE with the onset of the unification of Egypt’s New Kingdom and then ending in cataclysmic Sea People invasions / breakdown of the Bronze Age trade routes / environmental catastrophe and so on a few hundred years later. It seems like a perfect way of getting around the normal Paradox lategame steamroller problem; a genuine existential external threat as well as issues that test the strength of the state you’ve been building up to its core.
Then, as I researched more, I realized that sweet gently caress all is going on in the world beyond the Ancient Near East in that time and since I really wanted to incorporate some East Asia stuff into my mod that was probably not gonna work out unless I wanted 90% of the map to be empty, so I pushed my timeline forward 500 years. But if Paradox took on a more focused approach it could definitely be a really great setting.

Alternatively Total War could do it. Or loving someone. The total lack of pre-Roman ancient world games is so mystifying to me, the ancient near east is such an amazingly evocative setting and the buildup leading into the eventual Bronze Age collapse is so perfect.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Drone posted:

It's actually playable online for free via Archive.org (and is apparently legitimate)

https://archive.org/details/msdos_Hidden_Agenda_1988

I always wanted tropico to be a bit more like this, as in actually remotely difficult to stay in power, like some middle point between "nearly impossible to fail" and "nearly impossible to survive"

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

OhGreatAGinger posted:

As a dirty unwashed CKII European christian who usually spends a game forming a crusader empire, is Jade Dragon for me?

I.e. am I missing out on not having it or would I just get pop ups every once in awhile saying "china loves you, now give me gold" or "china hates you, here, have this doomstack from off-map"?

Most of Jade Dragon's features aren't very relevant to Western Europe, but it DOES include a bunch of handy new CBs that make expansion less of a slog. Notably, "Border Dispute" is pretty much "Pay out prestige and cash, immediately go to war over neighboring county," for those times when fabricating claims is too much of a hassle.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Ill be at the conference today with my wife (who works at paradox). I have on jorts, a green canvas jacket, and bright yellow watch. If anyone wants to say hello!

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

Dirk Pitt posted:

Ill be at the conference today with my wife (who works at paradox). I have on jorts, a green canvas jacket, and bright yellow watch. If anyone wants to say hello!

There's a bunch of us here wearing red Mapgoons shirts, you can't miss us.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Dirk Pitt posted:

Ill be at the conference today with my wife (who works at paradox). I have on jorts, a green canvas jacket, and bright yellow watch. If anyone wants to say hello!
How does your wife do it - having to keep so many secrets from her spouse? The stress must be like being an NSA agent.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Agean90 posted:

a great twist for the game would be for the last phase to be the bronze age collapse so you have to rapidly de-tech your city while your people die en-masse from starvation or get sent off to die pointlessly leaving your entire work a hollowed out shell decorated with magnificent buildings you know longer know how to build holding great scrolls no-one knows how to read.

The game should spit out a 700s CK2 save that is 50% identical to the Charlemagne start but has a bunch of residual details (culture distribution, de jure kingdom names and shapes, artefacts, a couple of remaining kingdoms and duchies) from the end of your bronze age.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Kinda surprised the stream isn't up yet.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
I think I've managed to put myself at ease if it's not Vicky III. Yeah, sad, but if what's previewed looks good then hey, no worries.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Stellaris soundtrack as the stream goes live, so clearly they're announcing Stellaris 3 then.

canepazzo fucked around with this message at 09:45 on May 19, 2018

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


About how many people are actually there? The convention area didn't look THAT huge from what few pictures I've seen so far.

Gonna base my decision on whether or not I want to go next year on feedback from goons who went this year. Tickets are way expensive, on top of an already very expensive city.

Drone fucked around with this message at 09:57 on May 19, 2018

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

canepazzo posted:

Stellaris soundtrack as the stream goes live, so clearly they're announcing Stellaris 3 then.

And they opened with "yes it really isn't V3" :v:

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




Dirk Pitt posted:

Ill be at the conference today with my wife (who works at paradox). I have on jorts, a green canvas jacket, and bright yellow watch. If anyone wants to say hello!

hello

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Gonna miss Fred Wester, I like that dude.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
It sucks that life got in the way and I couldn’t get to pdxcon this year

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


This Triumph game has an amazing aesthetic.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



SCI FI AGE OF WONDERS :aaa:

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




it's 2:15 in the morning and apparently the Secret Announcement is in about an hour and fifteen minutes. Should I stay up to watch it live or just gently caress off to sleep now and catch all the infodump in the morning? Please help me make poor life choices.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
^^^The announcement stream is on now. A new Age of Wonders game and Johan's new game coming next.

On paper I should enjoy the gently caress out of AoW3 but it never grabs me when I play it. Tentatively optimistic for this one.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Plot twist: it's tabletop.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Victoria III as a tabletop game confirmed.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
New board game division announced.

Cities game by the designer of Nations
Hearts of Iron board game
Europe Universalis board game (come full circle there)
Crusader Kings board game

I think I'm more excited about this than Johan's new game.

NoNotTheMindProbe fucked around with this message at 10:24 on May 19, 2018

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Not really a surprise, they've been talking about wanting to do this for years (and EU itself started with a board game).

This kinda... can't be THE announcement though right...?

Vastakaiun
Apr 16, 2008

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Victoria III as a tabletop game confirmed.

Keeping track of your pops is gonna be a nightmare.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



It's not Johan's announcement, these are all outsourced apparently.

Vastakaiun posted:

Keeping track of your pops is gonna be a nightmare.

Ah, very true to the original.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
Oh god for a minute there I thought that they were announcing a mobile game and that was the new game (I think the crowd did too since they went loving dead quiet for a second :v:)

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canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Europa Universalis: the board game: the videogame: the board game.

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