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it's banned in the town because the local pastor hates it so much but a new boy from the city begins to win over the hearts and minds of some of the locals the movie ends with a bunch of the main characters all eating rear end in a barn |
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The name would be more confusing, though.
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# ? May 20, 2018 02:12 |
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cda posted:The name would be more confusing, though. its the same plot so the name should stay the same as well ---------------- |
# ? May 20, 2018 02:30 |
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your local pastor hates the movie Footloose so much that he banned it from the entire town?
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# ? May 20, 2018 02:51 |
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cda posted:The name would be more confusing, though. they would call it assdeep ---------------- |
# ? May 20, 2018 02:57 |
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Every Kevin Bacon movie is about eating rear end to some degree. |
# ? May 20, 2018 03:58 |
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What does Kevin Bacon angrily do in an industrial/warehouse area in the middle of the movie? |
# ? May 20, 2018 04:11 |
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Eat rear end |
# ? May 20, 2018 04:14 |
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whose rear end? |
# ? May 20, 2018 04:15 |
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all rear end
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# ? May 20, 2018 05:39 |
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Giving Footloose by Kenny Loggins a re-listen. This time , through the lens of an individual eating rear end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFWDGTVYqE8 |
# ? May 20, 2018 06:37 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:What does Kevin Bacon angrily do in an industrial/warehouse area in the middle of the movie? Angrily tongue a selection of fruit and vegetables with single wedges cut out of them. Starting with grapefruit and working up to pumpkin.
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# ? May 20, 2018 11:42 |
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Dads Dip Cup posted:your local pastor hates the movie Footloose so much that he banned it from the entire town? woah. meta |
# ? May 20, 2018 12:01 |
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i haven't seen the movie, why does the pastor have this much power? is it a cult town? |
# ? May 20, 2018 12:03 |
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Caboose I'm hungry for food Want sumthin' that's good Don't care about calories Or things that are good for me I've got a craving I don't know what to make Could bake a rump roast Or a 5 pound butt steak [Refrain] Now all I think about is caboose (caboose!) Don't want no oven baked goose Please, Louise, carve off some rear end meat for me Jack, get Max, to butcher up some gluteous max For food that's fast, everyone eat some rear end! [Verse 2] You sit on your food I think it's kind of rude. Deep way down in your gut You're yearning for some butt But people tell you "You shouldn't eat that rear end!" They'll try to tell you You shouldn't even try You'll get by if you'd only [Refrain] Munch rear end, don't pass Wash it down with some sassafrass Ooh-wee Marie, it's a tea made out of trees Woah, Milo, chomp a cheek it's just culo! Don't fight your appetite come on come on and grab a bite! [Bridge] Yeah, ooh-oh-oh Caboose Yeah, ooh-oh-oh Caboose Yeah, ooh-oh-oh Caboose Ooh You've got to wear a bib Not tryin' to fib Gotta grab that dimpled meat And eat that caboose [Refrain] Now I think I'll eat some caboose Don't want no half-baked goose Please, Louise, carve off some rear end meat for me Jack, get Mack, to butcher up some gluteous max For food that's fast, everyone eat some rear end! (every body butt) Everybody butt Everybody butt Don't want no half-baked goose Please, Louise, carve off some rear end meat for me Jack, get Max, to butcher up some gluteous max For food that's fast, everyone eat some rear end! Everybody butt everybody butt Eat caboose! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? May 20, 2018 15:58 |
I think the premise for this thread is good except that I've never seen Footloose so it's hard for me to participate. I imagine it would be something like this: Kevin Bacon: Hello, my name is Footloose. John Footloose. I've returned to this small town from New York City to tell you about eating rear end. Love interest girl: My name is Nancy Footloose. Don't worry, though. I'm not related to you. It's just that Footloose is a very common name. John Footloose: It's a pleasure to meet you here at church while the pastor is listening to me tell you that eating rear end is a good thing to do. Pastor Footloose: [note that the pastor never says his name, but his name is also John Footloose. It's just a coincidence, but he's the one the movie is named after It's against God to eat rear end, and there's probably a law on the books about it too. Stop talking about that. John Footloose: Let's you and me go somewhere private where we can talk more about eating rear end. Nancy Footloose: Okay. ---------------- |
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# ? May 20, 2018 19:37 |
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Your name: John Footloose Your mission: Loosen all feet |
# ? May 21, 2018 01:13 |
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Splatmaster posted:Caboose lol
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# ? May 21, 2018 01:31 |
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Johnny "Loose Foot" Footloose
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
# ? May 21, 2018 17:27 |
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Assloose!
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# ? May 21, 2018 20:18 |
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I know one brave maan with a loose rear end, and he set out to change the puritanical ways of the prudish internet comedy world by proudly displaying it for all to see |
# ? May 22, 2018 02:30 |
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"assholes??" said nancy, her lips quivering, "aren't those.... forbidden?" "not for long, if i have anything to do with it" he replied "oh goatman, please, before you go through with this, in case i don't see you again... will you marry me?" |
# ? May 22, 2018 02:32 |
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edit: rear end
FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 03:42 on May 22, 2018
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# ? May 22, 2018 03:39 |
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Patrick Swazye is "Johnny Castle", a dancing instructor with a secret passion that is certainly off the books at the beautiful vacation spot where he works in the Catskills. Jennifer Grey plays "Frances 'Baby' Houseman" a 17-year old dragged on vacation by her parents and disillusioned with her life lacking in excitement, or anything new and fresh. He introduces her to a provocative act that will change both of their lives forever. Their shared loved of """dirty dancing""" complicates life for both of them, straining Johnny's professional life and Baby's personal life to the breaking point. Finale: [JOHNNY walks in on the closing ceremonies of the season to find BABY at a secluded table, sitting, parents embarrassed and chiding her. He steps up to the table.] JOHNNY: "Nobody puts Baby in the corner. Come on." JOHNNY and BABY head up to the stage, stepping in front of the chorus, and JOHNNY stands in front of the mic. JOHNNY: "Sorry about the disruption folks, but I always do the last dance of the season. This year somebody told me not to. So I'm going to do my kind of dancing, with a great partner, who is not only a terrific... "dancer", but it's someone who taught me to stand up for other people no matter what it costs you. Somebody who taught me about the kind of person I want to be. Frances Houseman." BABY'S FATHER is aghast. He stands up. BABY'S MOTHER: "Sit down Jake. Maybe this will be okay?" [MUSIC BEGINS: (I've Had) The Time of My Life recorded by Jennifer Warnes and Bill Medley] [BABY stands on the stage while Johnny slowly steps on to the beat. Then they start pulling off clothes.] BABY'S MOTHER: "Oh god. Nevermind. I'm calling the police." [The other """DIRTY DANCERS""" climb onto the stage, rapidly shedding their pants.] [FADE TO BLACK AS EVERYONE FLEES IN DISGUST.] [FADE IN AS THE ENTIRE STAFF IS BEING MARCHED OUT IN HANDCUFFS IN SILENCE.] |
# ? May 22, 2018 04:08 |
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cda posted:I think the premise for this thread is good except that I've never seen Footloose so it's hard for me to participate. I imagine it would be something like this: i've never seen it either but that's pretty much how the movie goes i think. love interest girl is the pastors daughter though ---------------- |
# ? May 22, 2018 05:09 |
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hockey jockey posted:Angrily tongue a selection of fruit and vegetables with single wedges cut out of them. Starting with grapefruit and working up to pumpkin. |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:02 |
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joke_explainer posted:Patrick Swazye is "Johnny Castle", a dancing instructor with a secret passion that is certainly off the books at the beautiful vacation spot where he works in the Catskills. Jennifer Grey plays "Frances 'Baby' Houseman" a 17-year old dragged on vacation by her parents and disillusioned with her life lacking in excitement, or anything new and fresh. He introduces her to a provocative act that will change both of their lives forever. Their shared loved of """dirty dancing""" complicates life for both of them, straining Johnny's professional life and Baby's personal life to the breaking point. cda posted:I think the premise for this thread is good except that I've never seen Footloose so it's hard for me to participate. I imagine it would be something like this: |
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