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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/KSTvDO9.mp4

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
The rest of that routine is seriously impressive. It takes a lot of skill to fly that "badly" and not kill yourself.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Captain Splendid posted:

The rest of that routine

Just let us believe

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

What the hell kind of suplex drops someone on their face? I mean, I've watched pro wrestling a LOT growing up, and they've always landed on their back, not their drat face. That looks more like he straight DDT'd her for not getting groceries or some poo poo lol

Calling bullshit

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



ElectricBlizzard
Jun 24, 2011

"I never met a monster I didn't like"

Smoke posted:

Bulgarian menus continue to amaze me with fun spelling errors.






Oh man, Bulgarian menus are the best








bonus Bulgaria :



3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


XXX version of foam adventure shaping up nicely.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Aw, man.

dude...

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



What was the last thing that went through princess Di's head?

the dashboard

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Neddy Seagoon posted:

I'd love to see that if you can find it, because that is a perfect read on Dilbert as it is now.

I think I found it: https://www.theawl.com/2017/12/dilbert-a-reckoning/

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


I would be a lot less worried about this one if they hadn't spelled Poached correctly on the above item.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

ElectricBlizzard posted:

Oh man, Bulgarian menus are the best








bonus Bulgaria :





Those are mostly just bad English translations. The 'brain fried in egg' is actually mushrooms fried in butter, for example.
Also those hot dog buns are amazing and very tasty.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

TotalLossBrain posted:

Also those hot dog buns are amazing and very tasty.

In what way are they amazing and tasty.

It's a hot dog.





In a bun.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Crunchy crust like a fresh baguette

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
But is it a sandwich?

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Field Mousepad posted:

But is it a sandwich?

I see it more as an oversized pig in a blanket.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Field Mousepad posted:

But is it a sandwich?

It’s a burrito.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


TopHatGenius posted:

I see it more as an oversized pig in a blanket.

I'll take a dozen!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

TopHatGenius posted:

I see it more as an oversized pig in a blanket.

But enough about the president, what about that fancy hotdog sandwich?

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

TotalLossBrain posted:

Crunchy crust like a fresh baguette

Pretty much this. Sometimes the gross hot dog is also replaced with a proper wurst and you get something really good, but even just with substituting the disgusting snotsponge for proper bread makes a huge difference.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008


I'd also accept the

"So I set our future children up for a marriage to some 80-year old germanese count to reinforce the ties between the England and the Holy Roman Empire."

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

TotalLossBrain posted:

Crunchy crust like a fresh baguette

You can immediately tell by the light color that it's not a crusty baguette but one of the soft, industrial ones sold in supermarket.

Still probably not worse than the sweet industrial buns served in the US.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Ariong posted:

It’s a burrito.

So yes.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/TheFattig/status/998073000632107008

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

What the gently caress is that oval above the makeup face's eye? It looks like you're supposed to rip a hole in the sheet or something.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang


Holy gently caress GG posted something I find funny...

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Not often I laugh out loud at something in this thread and then get a richochet laugh again when thinking about it a minute later. "Why did Fortunato stop updating his uncasking channel??? Sux but Luchesi is still updating"

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/998166412081459200

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Ariong posted:

It’s a burrito.

TopHatGenius posted:

I see it more as an oversized pig in a blanket.

Field Mousepad posted:

But is it a sandwich?

Yes

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

A piece of poo poo writing about a piece of poo poo. How meta.

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva
The hotel we were staying at also had some interesting choices in wall decoration. They had some other animals made out of natural wood but this one was the most interesting.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Smoke posted:

The hotel we were staying at also had some interesting choices in wall decoration. They had some other animals made out of natural wood but this one was the most interesting.



owns

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Smoke posted:

The hotel we were staying at also had some interesting choices in wall decoration. They had some other animals made out of natural wood but this one was the most interesting.



S̸͍̝͇̗̹̦͇̪̃́̈̀̽̿̇̀̕͠o̴͙̹̲̫̮̤̪͍̤͉͍͙͎̪͑͑̒͒̎͒̍͂̓̐͑͝ ̶̢̧̢̧̖̫̯̟̣͖͉̼̳͑͘ͅl̵̡̢̨̨̜̤͉͙͉͕͎̅̋͗̆̈̓͠o̸̧͙͑̔͂͂͗͐͆̿̆̕̕ͅn̷̮͖̂͋̇̾̍͗̿̉̀̀̇͛͘͝g̴̡̨̨̦̦͉͍̞̞̻̖̘͉̳͌̃̀̾̒͛̆͋̏̽͘͜,̷̮̒̀ ̶̢̛̲̠̻̬̱̪͓͍͚͚̓͆́̾̾̃̈́͋́͊ͅa̷͔̮͚̩̭̝͖̭͐́̎n̶̢̪̞̱̱͖̱̙̗̬̫͋̌͂͑̔͜͝͠ď̴̛͙̹̹̠͖͇̣̫̞͍͈̬͔̥̪̍̓͒̇̀͘̚ ̸̨̰̻̼͋̾͘̚ͅt̶̟͙͓͔̰̻̯̹̥͚͈̱̥̗̟̍̏͛́h̷̻̱̤͔̏̿̈͌͋͌ą̵̛͋́̊̌͗̔͌͐̆̇͘n̵̡̮͎̱̜͔̯͇̥͇͋̑̀̊ͅk̵̛͚̮̳͎̦̇͛̋̚s̴̫̮̤͈̳̯̩̱͕͚͌͐̀̕ ̴͇̣̻͙̯͇̰́̉̅̂̈̀̍̅̈̌̎̕͘f̵̢̬̞̬̭̤̓̀͋͘̚o̸̡̱͕̮͙͂̂̀̽̾͒̅̎̽͑́͒͠ͅř̷̡̛̥̖̍͊͆͗̔̑͆͊̓̿̄̈́͝ͅ ̶̞̦͙̟̻̘͒̊͋̂̄͘̚͠ȃ̸̢̠̪͚̠̲͎͛̈́͗̉́͆͂̚͜͝͠l̷̡͇̥͓͔͌͊ḽ̸̯͍̳̜̜͙̓̈́̎̽̾͆͋̑̿̂͌̋̚͝ ̸̣̥̭͊̀t̸̞̫̘̗̟̮͈̣̟͚̻͇̟͕̥̽̑̋̃̒̽͆̔̓̊͆̂̆h̸̬̯̳̰̪͉̜̀̂̽͛̐̚ḗ̵̹̬͎̀̋́̓͘ ̶͇̲̐͆̆̉̈́̂̀́̈́͝ͅf̶̡̢̢̠̯̎̾͂̇̑͊̑̒̐͗̔̀͝i̴̧̱̬̹̩̻͎̦̦̟̯̽͛̓͗͌͆̅͝s̶̢̖̣̩̭̘̭̩̬̠̭̬̈́́ḩ̴̪̻͚̖͓̟͇̺̱͍̆̑͌̔̇̃̂̽̆͊̕͝͝ͅ

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Plus the top of a hill is a terrible place for a well. You have to dig so much deeper for the water!

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Smoke posted:

The hotel we were staying at also had some interesting choices in wall decoration. They had some other animals made out of natural wood but this one was the most interesting.



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