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Yes you can get a cybernetic dong in Shadowrun. Yes, the ones in 4th and 5th edition do come with wireless features. Edit: I'm nominating this post for best top of page content of the month.
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kaosdrachen posted:Not to mention a brain implant specifically designed to detect suicidal ideations and stimulate your memory centers, because at that point it's literally possible for you to die just because you forgot you were supposed to remember you're alive. At that point, it sounds less cyberpunk, and more like a country western song.
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May 21, 2018 21:17
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paragon1 posted:Yes you can get a cybernetic dong in Shadowrun. Yes, the ones in 4th and 5th edition do come with wireless features. What's the wireless do?
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May 21, 2018 21:20
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:What's the wireless do? Automatic firmware updates.
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May 21, 2018 21:27
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Oh you know, the normal stuff.. connect to your fitness app so you can measure how many calories you're burning from sex, order more Soymen(TM) when the ball reserves are low, alter the size of your penis to your partners ideal preference based off posts complaining or admiring previous lovers on social media, all totally non intrusive I'm sure
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May 21, 2018 21:29
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DECKERS TURNED MY CYBERDILZ GAY
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May 21, 2018 21:40
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:What's the wireless do?
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May 21, 2018 21:49
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So like a ballistic knife? The gayest way to go.
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May 21, 2018 21:52
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For when you absolutely, positively must smuggle a weapon into the meet.
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May 21, 2018 22:03
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Don't you mean smuggle a weapon into your meat?
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May 21, 2018 22:06
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:What's the wireless do? inbuilt vibration function
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May 21, 2018 22:26
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:What's the wireless do? Updates the leaderboards.
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May 21, 2018 23:22
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PMush Perfect posted:Don't you mean smuggle a weapon into your meat? I deliberately avoided that slip. But yes.
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May 22, 2018 00:10
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I call this move Rocket Piss.
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May 22, 2018 00:11
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Wait, why would you go for a cyberware dong instead of a bioware dong?
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May 22, 2018 00:16
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Please don't kinkshame.
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May 22, 2018 00:17
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habeasdorkus posted:Wait, why would you go for a cyberware dong instead of a bioware dong? 
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May 22, 2018 00:20
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:What's the wireless do? The great thing about Shadowrun and this thread is that every response so far is conceivably correct. habeasdorkus posted:Wait, why would you go for a cyberware dong instead of a bioware dong? They're cheaper and easy to upgrade to the latest model.
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May 22, 2018 02:37
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kaosdrachen posted:Automatic firmware updates. This made me snork orange soda up my nose, you inconsiderate if very funny person.
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May 22, 2018 02:57
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Not just for men.
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May 22, 2018 03:10
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kaosdrachen posted:Automatic firmware updates. This took me way too long to figure out.
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May 22, 2018 03:21
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habeasdorkus posted:Wait, why would you go for a cyberware dong instead of a bioware dong?
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May 22, 2018 04:25
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Fish Noise posted:Why not both? Fair enough. Also, either version probably beats a transplant.
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May 22, 2018 04:59
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Fish Noise posted:Why not both? Only two?
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May 22, 2018 06:16
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LOL if you don't have a ByoSocket® to easily switch to the right tool for any situation. Order now to receive a FREE carrying bag for all your modules. Recommended by GoodVybes© sensory experiences. By popular demand fucked around with this message at 08:00 on May 22, 2018 |
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May 22, 2018 07:58
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I'm not sure I want to see what the Japanocorps are offering on this front 
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May 22, 2018 09:55
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CommissarMega posted:I'm not sure I want to see what the Japanocorps are offering on this front Does Hitachi still exist in the Shadowrun timeline?
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May 22, 2018 10:01
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CommissarMega posted:I'm not sure I want to see what the Japanocorps are offering on this front
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May 22, 2018 10:52
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On the bright side, the weirdos who want to walk around in fetish gear can probably do it in AR which is set to be only visible to other weirdos.
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May 22, 2018 12:04
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:On the bright side, the weirdos who want to walk around in fetish gear can probably do it in AR which is set to be only visible to other weirdos. God drat you to the blackest pits of hell for making me think the word "cyberfursona".
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May 22, 2018 15:59
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Just think how the shapeshifters must feel.
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May 22, 2018 16:06
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Anticheese posted:Does Hitachi still exist in the Shadowrun timeline? I don't think so, but Sony definitely does. And they're a AA, sitting back and quietly minding their own business. Hell, they even have a seat on the Manhattan Development Council and are heavy into the Yamato spirit and supporting the new Emperor, last I checked.
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May 22, 2018 19:37
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habeasdorkus posted:Wait, why would you go for a cyberware dong instead of a bioware dong? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfk-a1JZMbU
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May 22, 2018 19:47
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I'm slighty disapointed that you didn't post this episode of sealab:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUZKdiuA_0w
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May 22, 2018 19:55
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Anticheese posted:Does Hitachi still exist in the Shadowrun timeline? There's a Hitachi-branded optical chip encoder in 2nd Edition, so it looks like they're still kicking.
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May 22, 2018 21:55
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GhostStalker posted:I don't think so, but Sony definitely does. And they're a AA, sitting back and quietly minding their own business. Hell, they even have a seat on the Manhattan Development Council and are heavy into the Yamato spirit and supporting the new Emperor, last I checked. This means you can be a soldier in the Sony army, btw. The console wars will be console wars.
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May 22, 2018 23:53
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paragon1 posted:This means you can be a soldier in the Sony army, btw. I think Nintendo is still a thing too, because I remember seeing a throwaway mention of Ultra Mario as a popular trideo game in like Vice or some culture sourcebook a while back. No mention of Microsoft though, they probably went under in the Crash Virus that wiped out the original internet, and their HQ was in Redmond before it got turned into the Barrens.
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May 23, 2018 00:32
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I now want to play a campaign where your team is hired to break into Nintendo and introduce a game-breaking bug into the next release of Super Mario 20 Galaxy Sunshine Smash.
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May 23, 2018 00:45
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Fighting Trousers posted:I now want to play a campaign where your team is hired to break into Nintendo and introduce a game-breaking bug into the next release of Super Mario 20 Galaxy Sunshine Smash. While also stealing their next-gen snow rendering tech.
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GhostStalker posted:No mention of Microsoft though, they probably went under in the Crash Virus that wiped out the original internet, and their HQ was in Redmond before it got turned into the Barrens. They took a beating in the Crash, but they rebranded as Microdeck and clawed their way back up to become a successful hardware company, still based in Seattle and still under the control of the Gates dynasty.
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