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# ? May 10, 2018 01:40 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 11:44 |
an intense network of rivalries and photographic competition springs up among Florida retirement communities over who is the sexiest senior at the state's various theme parks.
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# ? May 10, 2018 06:46 |
Yelp but for business to review customers | |
# ? May 11, 2018 06:12 |
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Yelp but for poison |
# ? May 11, 2018 08:06 |
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Uber for cats. A bigwheel for your budgie. Rats on razor scooters. |
# ? May 11, 2018 08:08 |
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sebmojo posted:Yelp but for poison Killed me immediately, would not buy again. |
# ? May 11, 2018 15:02 |
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The first post on every tech-help forum: "I have an extremely specific question, I do not know the basics, and I refuse to learn." Followed by one million years of rude, useless trash. |
# ? May 11, 2018 15:38 |
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sebmojo posted:Yelp but for poison ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Killed me immediately, would not buy again. Did not kill my enemy, unsatisfied! (For the record ShinyBirdTeeth was not my enemy and I do not wish ill upon them!)
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# ? May 11, 2018 17:07 |
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Shall I apply? I would be disappointed if I was ever stressed at work. |
# ? May 11, 2018 22:34 |
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Twenty Four posted:Did not kill my enemy, unsatisfied! Wanted poison! Got fish! Wtf! |
# ? May 12, 2018 00:36 |
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*Standing in empty frame of house that was made out of glass, surrounded in stones* Buying this strange house and then throwing stones at anyone who walked past really was a bad idea after all! I should have listened to that proverb!
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# ? May 12, 2018 18:53 |
I used to think I was smart then I realized I just hang out with stupid people | |
# ? May 13, 2018 10:27 |
Ride The Gravitron posted:I used to think I was smart then I realized I just hang out with stupid people i have a lot of friends they all think they're smart and i don't know why ---------------- |
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# ? May 13, 2018 20:25 |
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albany academy posted:Wanted poison! Got fish! Wtf! fugu if true |
# ? May 13, 2018 20:42 |
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you can't spell check these nips without cheese nips
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# ? May 13, 2018 21:03 |
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redm posted:you can't spell check these nips without cheese nips |
# ? May 13, 2018 21:38 |
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exploring the music of Linkedin Park |
# ? May 14, 2018 06:26 |
get this its the "has anyone cried at a movie" thread but actually an entiteley new different thread called wait for it "has anyone cried ay a sex"?
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# ? May 14, 2018 07:20 |
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Jedrick posted:exploring the music of Linkedin Park i tried so hard and got so far but in the end they decided to move forward with other candidates whose qualifications more closely match the position CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
# ? May 15, 2018 05:46 |
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ghost emoji posted:i tried so hard |
# ? May 15, 2018 06:21 |
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ghost emoji posted:i tried so hard |
# ? May 15, 2018 13:55 |
ghost emoji posted:i tried so hard |
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# ? May 15, 2018 15:03 |
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ghost emoji posted:i tried so hard |
# ? May 15, 2018 15:42 |
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bad constellations: the big diaper I know it's an asterism alright |
# ? May 16, 2018 16:39 |
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Slavic consumer complaint department where all disputes are settled with cartons of counterfeit marb lights changing hands |
# ? May 16, 2018 17:47 |
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Depiction of me, the city slickin' English major code switching when I went out of town today to get my whipper snipper (Australian for line trimmer) fixed at the tool store: Me: Alrighty mate, reckon you can fix this one up for me? Rep: Sure, these tools often fault after a few years. Me: Yeah the bloody tools eh? Always playing up aren't they. Just when I'm trying to get the job done after a hard day she starts leaking fuel on me. Is that a thing you can fix, the uh, fuel thingo? Rep: Yep, the fuel line. Me: Ahh yep, 'course it's just a fuel line, no problems fixing one of those up hey? That's what my old man used to say anyway, he'd put me on his knee and say "son, fuel lines, they 'aint no problem." Rep: Okay. Next please! Me: But uhh, anyway, hopefully you can get the old girl up and running for me, knock on wood haha! Would've fixed it myself of course but uhh, just very busy working my bloody rear end off and all that. Righto, thanks for that! Love you! ...Nah I mean thanks mate haha, I'm not into that kinda stuff I'm just pulling your leg. Rep: Security to the registers please. krampster2 fucked around with this message at 07:19 on May 17, 2018 |
# ? May 17, 2018 07:17 |
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(To a Very Funky sound track) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ckIovZRwk In this thread, we're in the business of being bad. And business is boomin'. Changing May 17th to May 19th on this coupon. Brush my teeth only once a day. Selling condiments not labeled for individual sale. Eating all the Now and Later now. Posting Nirvana CDs to Youtube and commenting "Copyright infringement intended" Wearing my pants so a quarter inch of buttcrack is always showing. Extra hairy, oh baby. Baby, cause I'm bad. In the business of being bad. |
# ? May 17, 2018 23:57 |
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Misrememberd quotes While you smooched boys, I studied the blade. Ask and ye shall say please. A penny saved is pretty lovely. |
# ? May 18, 2018 02:18 |
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An apple a day (or any reasonable serving of fruits and vegetables) is good for your health, and if you're healthy you will likely see the doctor less. |
# ? May 18, 2018 13:29 |
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Shipping/haulage/ logistics company name ideas: Haul or Nothin’ Better Freight than Never Haul You Can Eat (refrigerated trucks) Ship til you Drop Sieg Haul! Great Haul of China (Chinese goods) |
# ? May 19, 2018 21:59 |
Please. Nobody calls me Dora the Explorer anymore. Call me Isadora.
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# ? May 19, 2018 23:36 |
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HotSoapyBeard posted:Shipping/haulage/ logistics company name ideas: You Can't Have It Hauled (anti shipping advocacy group) |
# ? May 19, 2018 23:51 |
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Haulin Oats |
# ? May 19, 2018 23:51 |
Haul MonitorHotSoapyBeard posted:Sieg Haul! Company Motto: Haul, Low Cost. ---------------- |
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# ? May 20, 2018 00:00 |
cda posted:Haul Monitor ---------------- |
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# ? May 20, 2018 00:03 |
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cda posted:Company Motto: Haul, Low Cost. lol and also lol @ hot soapy beardds orig posyt |
# ? May 20, 2018 00:25 |
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alnilam posted:Haulin Oats cda posted:Haul Monitor lol |
# ? May 21, 2018 21:39 |
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Superman, but black. Superman: "It was tough, but I saved everyone from the crashing plane, the children from the burning bus, and foiled Lex Luthor's plans at the same time, citizens." Onlooker: *suspiciously* "Where's your kryptonian birth certificate!!" |
# ? May 22, 2018 03:32 |
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One word: Vampirates
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? May 22, 2018 12:21 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 11:44 |
joke_explainer posted:Superman, but black. Lol |
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# ? May 22, 2018 12:57 |