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Lois Lane: So where are you from? Clark Kent: Smallville. Lois Lane: Yeah, no, I know. But I mean where are you from. |
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Superman V: Superman Fills Out Immigration Forms Superman VI: The Quest for Two Proof of Residence Documents Farecoal fucked around with this message at 16:11 on May 22, 2018 |
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May 22, 2018 13:14
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cda posted:Lois Lane: So where are you from?
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May 22, 2018 13:20
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May 22, 2018 17:29
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white people keep saying "thank god you're here, superman" even though he's still wearing the Clark Kent disguise
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May 22, 2018 17:30
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a cop says he shot superman because it looked like he was holding a gun. however a bystander managed to take a cellphone video and he was actually lifting up a bus that had crashed and flipped over
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May 22, 2018 17:33
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Black Superman lights a barbeque in a public place with his laser eyes because he's not afraid of that lady. You know who I mean. His momma. For eatin' all that greasy pork. He knows better!
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May 22, 2018 18:12
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Superman in line at the airport waiting to go through security and an ICE officer in full gear walks up to him and asks, "Are you a citizen of the United States?" Superman sweats and says, "welllllll, it's complicated" *for the purposes of this joke please ignore that Superman can fly and wouldn't need to wait in an airport and that if he did he would be waiting in line as Clark Kent*
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May 22, 2018 18:15
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Unbeknownst to all, Blandmann is in fact Norman Core, the unremarkable town treasurer. |
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May 22, 2018 23:33
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I'm not a saint or nothing but i did floss three times last week so I'm pretty close |
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May 23, 2018 00:22
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The DoD name generator is on the fritz, which is why we're launching Operation Twinkle Pony to fix it |
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May 23, 2018 00:31
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Discount Holidays like Brokemas, the Feast of The Beanie Weenie, and Dia de los Margaritas |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:The DoD name generator is on the fritz, which is why we're launching Operation Twinkle Pony to fix it Lol |
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| Operation Whisper Into rear end commences at dawn. And may God help our souls if we fail. | |
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May 23, 2018 02:11
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Discount Holidays like Brokemas, the Feast of The Beanie Weenie, and Dia de los Margaritas Valentine’s Day After where you buy your loved one 75 percent off chocolate from cvs CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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May 23, 2018 15:58
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This is a SBT TrueFact. My neighborhood celebrates an event known as "Allston Christmas." On this thriftiest of days, the college kids all move out and abandon like half their poo poo on street corners. Many a coffee table is acquired on Allston Christmas. |
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May 23, 2018 17:58
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When the coach's son gets grievously injured in The Big Game, everything looks bleak. Until the coach's dog steps in to be the coach's son. The Big Game was still lost, but a family was rescued.
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May 23, 2018 18:31
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Kthulhu5000 posted:When the coach's son gets grievously injured in The Big Game, everything looks bleak. Until the coach's dog steps in to be the coach's son. The Big Game was still lost, but a family was rescued. but then the players on the home team started getting violently ill from a highly contagious stomach flu, however fortunately a pack of spunky local mutts was on hand to replace them then the away team refused to play against a bunch of dogs, and it looked as though the big game was going to have to be cancelled, but at the last minute a group of scrappy dogs was recruited from the local shelter and then the school's only ball got punctured, but a pudgy bulldog was, remarkably, able to fill in air bud: the big game of theseus
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Manifisto posted:air bud: the big game of theseus lol |
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May 23, 2018 20:49
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A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a high rise. A man sitting at the bar says "Check this out, we are so high up, if you jump out the window, the force of the wind will push you right back in!" He does a shot, jumps out the window, and sure enough lands right back inside, 3 or 4 times in a row. The man who just walked in decides that looks pretty cool, goes to try it, jumps out the window and plummets to his death. The bartender says "You know, you're a real dick when you are drunk Superman." Not my joke but the superman stuff reminded me of it.
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May 24, 2018 11:27
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May 24, 2018 16:42
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Hour 43: The Risk game claims another relationship, but I have something far more precious than love, Kamchatka. |
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May 24, 2018 16:43
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In an ideal economy - social democratic or capitalist - housing would expand to meet the demand generated by a growing, thriving population, so this failure must lie somewhere beyond the usual scapegoats of "the market" or "the state" in some unseemly hybrid of the two. That is why it is called Monopoly, Aunt Carol, and that is why you will pay. |
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"it is not simply a question of where," I said, settling back in my chair, pipe in hand. "the where has been obvious from the beginning. likewise the how leaps out to the keen observer, and with that particular detail," I paused a moment to take another puff, "the who comes inevitably, as night follows day. no, these were never mysteries. what I have struggled with is the why, and I will admit to teetering on the edge of despair. yet I had an instinct, and it led me to relentlessly pursue a memory--a sordid tale of a room uncleaned and an allowance unpaid." my eyes narrowed and my expression hardened. "sound familiar cindy? it should! long have I noted your jealousy at my pokemon cards and popsicles, the wages of the virtuous, but I never thought it would bring you to this sordid end--strangulation in the dining room, the heart of our home!" a wail of sirens became audible in the distance, quickly growing louder. "it was all in the clues! and now that they have been read, you will pay!"
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...finally, after hours of careful preparation and planning, after making sure all the connections were in place, after doing one last sound check, I was ready. The other elements had only recently come to pass- crucial to my plan, yes but not my magnum opus, my piece de resistance. The dice were cast. There they lay on the table for all to see. With a satisfying 'click!' I energized the circuits, hearing- NO! f e e l i n g them come to life with crackling malicious energy. Raising the microphone to my lips I sneered before I let loose my victorious battle cry to decimate my family, my foes as I shouted... Y A H T Z E E ! Tomorrow I will see to it the the chainsaw is well-oiled and fueled up. I hear we may be playing Jenga... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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A board game were the object is to be the first to rage flip the board and pieces all over the place and give any other player a perfectly timed RKO through the gaming table/surface
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May 26, 2018 17:15
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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Cubone posted:Tony Hawk's Pro Dater sempai noticed my 360 kickflip into nose slide! |
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Cubone posted:Tony Hawk's Pro Dater Tony Hawk walks out onto the E3 Stage. "After the tremendous success of the skate deck peripheral in Tony Hawk Shred, we're unveiling the next great peripheral that is going to forever change the gaming landscape. For the first time ever, here's an exclusive first look at the wireless Tony Hawk Real Doll with moisture-skin technology and rumble features." |
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May 26, 2018 20:29
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"This summer, we hope you're ready to Rock Out with your Hawk out! Have a great E3, everyone" |
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May 26, 2018 20:31
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A thread in which we are all ICE agents, but ICE stands for Ice Cream Experts. |
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May 27, 2018 01:03
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Jedrick posted:A thread in which we are all ICE agents, but ICE stands for Ice Cream Experts. Alternatively, Internet Chillin' Experts. |
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May 27, 2018 01:21
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wario wear, wherein wario starts an extremely fly by night clothing company |
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May 28, 2018 00:22
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Anyone may use this picture for a thread:
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May 28, 2018 20:21
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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to change my nappie. MWahah |
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May 28, 2018 23:06
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Is that baby stoned? I think that baby looks stoned.
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I made one up There was this guy who kept recording and viewing himself ejaculating because he told me he liked to come to his own conclusions |
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