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mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Please do not commit the super cool crime of [INSERT RADICAL GROUP HERE]

I'd rather be in the ecoterror group known as the Planeteers if I'm being honest.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

mods change my name posted:

I'd rather be in the ecoterror group known as the Planeteers if I'm being honest.

To be fair to the Planeteers, looting and polluting is not the way.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Please do not commit the super cool crime of [INSERT RADICAL GROUP HERE]

drat, [EXPLETIVE DELETED]

mods change my name posted:

I'd rather be in the ecoterror group known as the Planeteers if I'm being honest.

Don Cheadle's Captain Planet or Ted Turners?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmypHQ5AUxQ

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Current event: I love this dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbmdOzWgyXU

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
You remember in Rainbow Six when the hippie terrorists tried to virus bomb the Olympics and fled to a nature compound in Brasil and a couple wandered the jungle until nature killed them and Clancy was all like heh ironic huh


He died too early I wish he and Hunter S Thompson lived to see trump

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Waroduce posted:

You remember in Rainbow Six when the hippie terrorists tried to virus bomb the Olympics and fled to a nature compound in Brasil and a couple wandered the jungle until nature killed them and Clancy was all like heh ironic huh


He died too early I wish he and Hunter S Thompson lived to see trump

They were made to strip by R6 and he made a big hullabaloo about how the woman in the group did so almost gleefully.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Waroduce posted:

You remember in Rainbow Six when the hippie terrorists tried to virus bomb the Olympics and fled to a nature compound in Brasil and a couple wandered the jungle until nature killed them and Clancy was all like heh ironic huh


He died too early I wish he and Hunter S Thompson lived to see trump

It was even more :smug: than that. Rainbow raids their super comfy "nature" compound in the Amazon, and only kills like four of them and get the rest to come out peacefully.

They then blow up the generators and set the buildings on fire. They then order the remaining terrorists to strip and burn their clothes and then Clark gives a "if you love nature so much, why don't you go live in it :smug:" and then they leave them there to die in the Jungle.

So it was basically Naked and Afraid: Tom Clancy edition.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
A few weeks old, but Fresh from the Bad With Money thread, I present, a modern hero:
https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a19834127/luke-milky-moore-money-glitch/

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Netflix used to have both Carlos and some.mkvie about the RAF that was really good for free.

Not sure what happened to the movies they might still be available.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Handsome Ralph posted:

It was even more :smug: than that. Rainbow raids their super comfy "nature" compound in the Amazon, and only kills like four of them and get the rest to come out peacefully.

They then blow up the generators and set the buildings on fire. They then order the remaining terrorists to strip and burn their clothes and then Clark gives a "if you love nature so much, why don't you go live in it :smug:" and then they leave them there to die in the Jungle.

So it was basically Naked and Afraid: Tom Clancy edition.

It was basically Conservative masturbation porn: Owning the libs by making them one with nature....permanently.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Baader_Meinhof_Complex

good poo poo especially how they are all clearly losers and get fuckin owned in the end

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Smiling Jack posted:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Baader_Meinhof_Complex

good poo poo especially how they are all clearly losers and get fuckin owned in the end

The scary part about the RAF and the whole thing was the willingness of the German Prosecution and Judicial System to actively attack and deny legal defense to them. They actually openly praised themselves saying that they were one of the few Western Countries willing to deny legal defense to a defendant.

That was scary.

quote:

Minister of Justice Hans-Jochen Vogel stated proudly that no other western state had such an extensive regulation to exclude defense attorneys from a trial.

Also the lead Prosecutor openly stated he was willing to not give the RAF defendants a fair trial.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

e

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

CommieGIR posted:

The scary part about the RAF and the whole thing was the willingness of the German Prosecution and Judicial System to actively attack and deny legal defense to them. They actually openly praised themselves saying that they were one of the few Western Countries willing to deny legal defense to a defendant.

That was scary.


Also the lead Prosecutor openly stated he was willing to not give the RAF defendants a fair trial.

the defense for the RAF was also smuggling weapons into the prisons and relaying orders for murders and kidnappings so I can kinda see where they were coming from

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Smiling Jack posted:

the defense for the RAF was also smuggling weapons into the prisons and relaying orders for murders and kidnappings so I can kinda see where they were coming from

They couldn't entirely link the suicide weapons to the Defense Attorneys, which is why they got handed very light sentences, and the official inquiry has a lot of conflicting info.

This is not to say RAF was good, they were evil fucks, but having your Judicial System basically jump with glee over denying defense attorneys access to a trial is not something to be proud of. You know, unless the defense attorneys were planning to smuggle guns into the trial or something.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Army_Faction#%22Death_Night%22

There's a couple creepy things about the Death Night, including:

- The Defense Attorneys that supposedly smuggled in the weapons getting light sentences and then new identities
- Sudden change of guard to auxiliaries instead of the normal, well trained guards
- Building access that was unguarded and previously unknown in a building that was specifically designed to hold just RAF members and was designed with their tactics in mind.
- Autopsy showing that the suicides were not consistent with self-inflicted gunfire and were more consistent with a silenced weapon shot from a short distance. The weapon found was not silenced.

quote:

The autopsy concluded that Baader shot himself in the neck, 3 cm above the hairline in a direction that made the bullet come out through the forehead from a straight trajectory, with a 7.65 calibre pistol which is considered implausible.[49] Moreover, the investigation carried out by the ballistics expert Dr. Roland Hoffman using Baader's gun, showed that the bullet must have been fired from a distance of between 30 and 40 centimetres, which is considered likely impossible. The only case according to Hoffman that such a small amount of gunpowder that was found, would fit the shoot by contact scenario would be if a silencer was used, however apparently the gun had no silencer when the body was found[50]
The fact that three bullets were found inside Baader's cell is considered suspicious.[51] The first explanation given was that Baader signaled the other prisoners. However the cells were soundproof and the jailors who were posted a few meters from the cells didn't hear any suspicious sound, so it remains in question how the other prisoners could have communicated.[49][52]
There was no gunpowder traces on Raspe's hands, even though it is considered impossible to fire a gun without leaving gunpowder on one's hands, something that it is always mentioned in autopsy reports. Baader had gunpowder on his right hand, despite the fact that he was left-handed.[49][53]
There were no fingerprints found on either Raspe's or Baader's gun or the kitchen knife Möller used to stab herself four times, according to official statements. The public prosecutor's office argued that due to the large amount of blood that covered the weapons, the traces couldn't be determined.[54] However, later, Mr. Testor, who was the head of the investigation team for the events in Stammheim, argued that there was no blood on Raspe's pistol, and stated: "If the weapons had been polished with a cloth before the act, then no usable traces could have remained after only being used once."[49][55] Finally, Raspe was still holding the gun inside his hand when he was found, something considered at least unusual.
As regards Ensslin, there were similar questions to Meinhof's case. There are arguments that the chair she allegedly used to hang herself was too far away from her body to have been used, and that the cable used to hang herself was such that it would most likely not tolerate the weight of a fallen body. Finally, Ensslin had written to their lawyers: "I am afraid of being suicided in the same way as Ulrike. If there is no letter from me and I’m found dead; in this case it is an assassination.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 16:58 on May 23, 2018

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


CommieGIR posted:

The scary part about the RAF and the whole thing was the willingness of the German Prosecution and Judicial System to actively attack and deny legal defense to them. They actually openly praised themselves saying that they were one of the few Western Countries willing to deny legal defense to a defendant.

That was scary.


Also the lead Prosecutor openly stated he was willing to not give the RAF defendants a fair trial.

Meanwhile our system lets the Bundy's get off after literally planning an armed occupation of government buildings.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

CommieGIR posted:

The scary part about the RAF and the whole thing was the willingness of the German Prosecution and Judicial System to actively attack and deny legal defense to them. They actually openly praised themselves saying that they were one of the few Western Countries willing to deny legal defense to a defendant.

That was scary.


Also the lead Prosecutor openly stated he was willing to not give the RAF defendants a fair trial.

That's still better then the French. When they would capture a member of Action Directe or some other terror group, SOP was to stick them in front of a military tribunal, find them guilty, then life in prison or the firing squad.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

That Works posted:

Meanwhile our system lets the Bundy's get off after literally planning an armed occupation of government buildings.

It helps when you have friends in places. Everyone agrees the Prosecution dropped the ball, possibly on purpose.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
We don't live in a good enough timeline for the problem of mass shootings to solve the problem of the financial elite ruling society.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

That Works posted:

Meanwhile our system lets the Bundy's get off after literally planning an armed occupation of government buildings.

Don't be too sad that we're not as bad as the Germans. There's still GTMO and the military commissions.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Ooh.

https://twitter.com/natemcdermott/status/999321070225317888?s=19

We're now pay-to-playing foreign policy. That seems like a problem.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Ooh.

https://twitter.com/natemcdermott/status/999321070225317888?s=19

We're now pay-to-playing foreign policy. That seems like a problem.

It being a problem presupposes that things matter.

Always remember :matters:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
If you're not checking the t-shirt thread:

McNally posted:

If your name is on this list, it means I'm still waiting on your payment. If you believe your name is on this list by mistake, please let me know.

Fat Twitter Man
new friend from school
LingcodKilla
Grem
Thump!
Apathetic Medic
Wasabi the J
Ceiling fan
Ziji
orangejuche
Master Asia

GO PAY THE MAN

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/999323109483302912?s=21

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Lol what a bunch of cowards

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

mods change my name posted:

Lol what a bunch of cowards

Aaaaaaaand they hosed up bad.

https://twitter.com/NFLPA/status/999325257403002881?s=19

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kudos to the first team to have the balls to say "gently caress you, fine us."

E: oh I guess the union beat them to it, :rip: NFL

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


The NFLPA sucks though so it probably wont mean anything

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Good riddance, it's loving barbaric and gross as well as being incredibly obnoxious and unavoidable

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Mr. Nice! posted:

If you're not checking the t-shirt thread:


GO PAY THE MAN

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

You can protest as much as you want, as long as nobody sees you do it.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
We apparently have a constitutional right to covfefe.

https://twitter.com/davidjoachim/status/999330489411538945?s=19

Backup proof as that source was iffy: https://twitter.com/ByronTau/status/999333369648418817?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:00 on May 23, 2018

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Fister Roboto posted:

You can protest as much as you want, as long as nobody sees you do it.

Or as King called it "Negative Peace."

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

How long until someone has a bot that posts dicks to his feed 24/7?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Also saw this thread,

https://twitter.com/normative/status/999322395512012801

So, yeah, it would make sense that Mueller has the goods and Trump et al know it, so they're now shouting "planted evidence!"

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Hot Karl Marx posted:

How long until someone has a bot that posts dicks to his feed 24/7?

I'm at lunch so... couple minutes?

Edit: we need a constant chain of Goatse bots running on that poo poo pronto.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
Watch we get a constitutional crisis over twitter usage. I though a porn star bringing down an American President would be bad, but hurt feelings over Twitter sounds even sadder.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

bird food bathtub posted:

We don't live in a good enough timeline for the problem of mass shootings to solve the problem of the financial elite ruling society.

Day ruined. Are we really going to have to give peace a chance? :(

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/999274669084585985

Why are the chuds so bad at this

Also here’s a bonus clip of Jack Posobiec getting punched.

https://youtu.be/E25-3e-7Rc0

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/999336055655497728

This dude is such a CHUD and the fact he had anything to do with Navy Intel is unsettling.

Edit: ^ Ha, keeping this here anyway

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