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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That would make the admins mad and make my job hard, but I would take an embarrassing avatar if any two of you are correct. Real bets please, no "Trump will be wearing a suit" types.



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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i bet a month trump is dumb as gently caress and embarrasses the united states

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That would make the admins mad and make my job hard, but I would take an embarrassing avatar if any two of you are correct. Real bets please, no "Trump will be wearing a suit" types.

SIXER YOURSELF NO DOG

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

SIXER YOURSELF NO DOG

I saw it before the edit. Eye witness testimony.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Hearsay inadmissible in the court of MODS!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





NO MODS NO MASTERS (for six hours)

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
I'll take 24 hr probe that Trump will go on a Stormy Daniels tangent. 6 hr side bet that he confirms he banged.

This is more roullette than blackjack right?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Didn't someone already say it's an already taped interview? Fox and friends isn't gonna let him look like an rear end in a top hat (at least not the wrong kind of rear end in a top hat for their chud base)

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Lmao I can't wait to see the Simpson's Homer sexual assault interview level of edits if that's the case

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Lmao I can't wait to see the Simpson's Homer sexual assault interview level of edits if that's the case

i would kill to see trump's reaction to that

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Trump mentions Hillary

I'll gamble a 24hr on that

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016



Jesus Christ.

Horrified. Not that surprised.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Trump suggests NFL players who kneel should be dismissed.
24hr

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Per EBB:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

What a baby back bitch

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Jaguars! posted:

Trump suggests NFL players who kneel should be dismissed.
24hr

And that he makes vague threats about shutting Mueller’s investigation down.

Also 24 hr.

48 if he does none of that.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I'll put a 24 on this:

Fox posts a transcript of the interview and leaves out some damaging comment or something batshit crazy that he says.

If Fox doesn't post a transcript, I eat the 24. If the Fox transcript doesn't match, but there's nothing insane, I eat the 24.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I'll take a week if Trump talks about the piss tape

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

aphid_licker posted:

RAF just straight up killed people. The only abduction that fits your description is that of Schleyer, and that was as part of an effort to blackmail the government to release RAF people from jail. Financing was done by bank robberies.

All this talk about the RAF and nobody mentions their greatest hit! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Herrhausen

quote:

Herrhausen was killed by a sophisticated roadside bomb shortly after leaving his home in Bad Homburg on 30 November 1989. He was being chauffeured to work in his armoured Mercedes-Benz, with bodyguards in both a lead vehicle and another following behind. The 7 kg bomb was hidden in a bag on a bicycle parked next to the road that the assassins knew Herrhausen would be traveling in his three-car convoy. The bomb was detonated when Herrhausen's car interrupted a beam of infrared light as it passed the bicycle. The bomb targeted the most vulnerable area of Herrhausen's car – the door where he was sitting – and required split-second timing to overcome the car's special armour plating. The bomb utilized a Misznay–Schardin mechanism. A copper plate, placed between the explosive and the target, was deformed and projected by the force of the explosion. It is unlikely that this improvised explosive device had the precise engineering required to form the liner into a more effective slug or "carrot" shape (as in a shaped charge or an explosively formed penetrator (EFP)). The detonation resulted in a mass of copper being projected toward the car at a speed of nearly two kilometers per second, efficiently penetrating the armoured Mercedes. Herrhausen's legs were severed and he bled to death.

No one has ever been charged with the murder.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
They'll edit out some bad poo poo and then he'll tweet it out anyways.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Circumventing a probation

I’ve been banned for that

I found this and think it’s hilarious but really dangerous

https://twitter.com/mochaislandgirl/status/997501195039133696?s=21

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my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

boop the snoot posted:

I found this and think it’s hilarious but really dangerous

https://twitter.com/mochaislandgirl/status/997501195039133696?s=21

poo poo like this should be grounds for summary execution.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

24 hours on him mentioning infrastructure but not actually going into any sort of detail. Outside of vaguely mentioning roads or bridges or some weak rear end poo poo like that.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

my kinda ape posted:

poo poo like this should be grounds for summary execution.

Which one would you murder first, my kinda ape?

The "dumb white bitch" in the 1st video?

Or the old retarded broad in the 2nd one?

My hero.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Victor Vermis posted:

Which one would you murder first, my kinda ape?

The "dumb white bitch" in the 1st video?

Or the old retarded broad in the 2nd one?

My hero.

Pull over some people with "broken tail lights" about it

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



In a joint press conference between the US and Korean presidents, why bother with a translator?

What a farce.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

my kinda ape posted:

Pull over some people with "broken tail lights" about it

Who do people think I am?

I worry its Shep.

Update your spreadsheet idiot.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

my kinda ape posted:

All this talk about the RAF and nobody mentions their greatest hit! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Herrhausen

I distinctly remember seeing some documentary about that growing up, first time I'd ever been introduced to the concept of an EFP.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



https://apnews.com/98f903367b50404cb3c9695bcabefa5a

LSD & cocaine ring busted at F.E. Warren.

Glad I got out of Global Strike this year. Now that the media has this, I'm sure we'll double down on fuckery.

lol forever that the Air Force caught wind of it when an airman posted a video to snapchat while he was doing drugs.


e: also, double lol that a Russian missile shot down MH-17 over the Ukraine, but nobody wants to point the finger at Russia or their minions.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/05/investigators-russian-missile-brought-mh17-ukraine-180524101234430.html

Arc Light fucked around with this message at 11:56 on May 24, 2018

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Triggered libs can't handle participation in the free speech marketplace of ideas.

Meanwhile:

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
From this morning's Fox and Friends (?) Interview:
The President of the United States: "Players who don't stand, the president said, "maybe" shouldn't be allowed to play and "maybe you shouldn't be in the country."

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Immanentized posted:

From this morning's Fox and Friends (?) Interview:
The President of the United States: "Players who don't stand, the president said, "maybe" shouldn't be allowed to play and "maybe you shouldn't be in the country."

McScuse me?!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/999626500797292545?s=19

Can't put it much better than Maggie did. Eventually companies will figure out that you can't win by caving, since he will just demand more, but we're not there yet.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

I know you should never, ever read the comments, but one thing that stood out to me is the people agreeing with and praising the article reference real world events while those detracting from it reference the movies "Full Metal Jacket" and "A Few Good Men."

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/998973288582918144

<cue “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme>

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
nm

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

LARGE DOLLARS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/999626347361206274

Your president is loving hilarious

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
The sad part is there's a not insignificant portion of the country that takes him at his word for literally everything and will believe that this is the scandal. Not Stormy Daniels, not Trump Org, not Russian collusion or conspiracy.

No, the scandal is this thing that just got made up in the past three days.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Just got up, will look into the interview in a bit. Any "winners" so far?

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Just got up, will look into the interview in a bit. Any "winners" so far?

With Trump, there really aren't any winners.

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