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OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Nothing is quite as funny as a man paddle boating in terror.

"Oh poo poo! Gator!"

*putputputputputputput...*

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Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Esplanade posted:

I'm guessing all of these are from Europe? Haven't seen one stateside since my elementary school years.
Ours had the legbreaker slots for extra fun.


In Upstate NY there's quite a few around still. Most I see nowadays are newer and tend to be smaller and have fewer metal parts though.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
" being charged with rape, a criminal sex act,"

Urm. Thanks for explaining?

Wait 'a criminal sex act', that means sodomy, right?

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://giant.gfycat.com/IcyGraveCaimanlizard.webm

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


Is this a different girl jumping off a roof and breaking both her ankles for life? I remember this being at a different angle.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Is this a different girl jumping off a roof and breaking both her ankles for life? I remember this being at a different angle.

It's the same girl but after five difficult surgeries.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://giant.gfycat.com/BestBrightCuscus.webm

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Stolen from the Trump thread in D&D:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xccjTHm_mjo

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

Ak Gara posted:

Wait 'a criminal sex act', that means sodomy, right?

Jacking off into a plant pot?

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

This one would be funny if he faceplanted at the end of the stairs injuring only himself, but that fact that they could've seriously hosed up the rider who was minding his own business kinda sucks the joy out of this one.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWqg6B-taUg

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


I like the half-hearted wave from the guy at the bottom trying to get the scooter or motorcycle to stop.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007


:unsmith:

Every now and then, there is some justice in this world.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fatty posted:

Jacking off into a pot plant?
That definitely should be a crime!

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Fatty posted:

Jacking off into a plant pot?

Chronic masturbator

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ak Gara posted:

Wait 'a criminal sex act', that means sodomy, right?

Eh, they'd probably just say sodomy if it was something that fell under that blanket. iirc the legal definition of sodomy is any "unnatural" sex act i.e. one that doesn't involve putting one (1) penis into one (1) vagina: blowjobs, anything any same sex couple does to each other, bestiality, etc, not just the anal that everyone thinks of. What precisely counts as "unnatural" varies from region to region.

Of course it could also just be Brian showing a little decorum :iiam:

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Fatty posted:

Jacking off into a plant pot?
please don't spoil the plot for How High 2, thanks!

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

That looks like a pretty decent distance to jump from flat. Off a roof over concrete is just... Wow

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

this is some Premonition bullshit

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Samuringa posted:

this is some Final Destination bullshit

:goonsay:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Moon Slayer posted:

:unsmith:

Every now and then, there is some justice in this world.

https://pagesix.com/2018/05/25/harvey-weinstein-didnt-invent-the-casting-couch-his-lawyer-says/

I'm thinking "Sure, my client may have made getting a job conditional on sleeping with him, but it's not like he came up with that idea on his own!" might not be the best public statement.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Phanatic posted:

https://pagesix.com/2018/05/25/harvey-weinstein-didnt-invent-the-casting-couch-his-lawyer-says/

I'm thinking "Sure, my client may have made getting a job conditional on sleeping with him, but it's not like he came up with that idea on his own!" might not be the best public statement.

“My job is not to defend behavior. My job is to defend something that is criminal behavior,”

:confused:

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Azhais posted:

Eh, they'd probably just say sodomy if it was something that fell under that blanket. iirc the legal definition of sodomy is any "unnatural" sex act i.e. one that doesn't involve putting one (1) penis into one (1) vagina: blowjobs, anything any same sex couple does to each other, bestiality, etc, not just the anal that everyone thinks of. What precisely counts as "unnatural" varies from region to region.

Of course it could also just be Brian showing a little decorum :iiam:

In German, "Sodomie" means sex with animals...

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
https://i.imgur.com/hNKdmgh.mp4

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

This is the correct way to handle shirtless dudes more than 50m from a swimmable body of water.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

*sees a couple of guys holding football scarves* "hmm yes this is a good idea to attack them"

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Jorts and track pants. Is that in Russia?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Mu Zeta posted:

Jorts and track pants. Is that in Russia?

Of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzp8EVFMHIQ

szary
Mar 12, 2014

Oh god the music that starts playing when they're trying to drag the dude away is just perfect

(and it's Ukraine, not Russia)

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

szary posted:

(and it's Ukraine, not Russia)

Depends on who you ask I suppose.

r00tn00b
Apr 6, 2005

I can't tell, even in the video slowed down, but after he gets punched a white object falls down after him. Is that a tooth or just some trash?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

r00tn00b posted:

I can't tell, even in the video slowed down, but after he gets punched a white object falls down after him. Is that a tooth or just some trash?

Previously the former, currently the latter.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


Fuuuck. I like the quick flip from shielding his eyes from the sun to sleeping a man.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

I'm the slav squatting in the background.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


The people of Ireland just voted in favour of abortion, so we're due a shower of conservative tears

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Inspector Gesicht posted:

The people of Ireland just voted in favour of abortion, so we're due a shower of conservative tears

:bisonyes:

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism




https://twitter.com/Sarah_Cundy/status/1000141979790069761

nice.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

Inspector Gesicht posted:

The people of Ireland just voted in favour of abortion, so we're due a shower of conservative tears

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/999650773561692167

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Inspector Gesicht posted:

The people of Ireland just voted in favour of abortion, so we're due a shower of conservative tears

I want to post like 10 smilies as a response but I'll spare everyone.

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



I would read them

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