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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Fabianski to Dortmund.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

sassassin posted:

Fabianski to Dortmund.

That's a good spot for him to land. Burki seemed to be a liability any time I saw Dortmund this year.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

sassassin posted:

Fabianski to Dortmund.

Good for him. I like how Arsenal had the starting keepers of Juve and Dortmund at a young age and are now stuck with the corpse of Petr Cech and Ospina as their keepers.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I heard they were interested in Leno and Leverkusen have already signed a replacement...

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Isn’t Leno poo poo?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Wengy posted:

Isn’t Leno poo poo?

thats probably why i've seen him linked with arsenal

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Arsenal looking at Lichtsteiner apparently.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
Stoke have hosed off Kevin Wimmer to Hannover on loan with an option to buy at €12m. He is so poo poo I doubt they'll use it. I still can't believe we paid £18m for that fat sack of poo poo.

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Arsenal looking at Lichtsteiner apparently.

He's 34 ffs

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Arsenal looking at Lichtsteiner apparently.

According to Di Marzio it’s already pretty advanced and he’s at Colney?

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Nov 1, 2009



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Shoren posted:

He's 34 ffs

Seems like an alright signing on a free

so naturally his legs will fall off as soon as he signs

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Shoren posted:

He's 34 ffs

He's the most reliable work horse Juve have had in a long time.

Just don't let him take penos.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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blue footed boobie posted:

According to Di Marzio it’s already pretty advanced and he’s at Colney?

Yeah all sources now making it sound like it’s a formality.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Lichtsteiner has lost a lot of his ability to defend and his crosses are terrible. He still works his rear end off, but he's fallen off. Could still be a good presence to have in the squad in terms of leadership and whatnot. He's also a bit mental, which is fun.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



trem_two posted:

Lichtsteiner has lost a lot of his ability to defend and his crosses are terrible. He still works his rear end off, but he's fallen off. Could still be a good presence to have in the squad in terms of leadership and whatnot. He's also a bit mental, which is fun.

Maybe he’s playing the new Mertesacker role, an old slow defender who barely plays

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Wengy posted:

Isn’t Leno poo poo?

Get over it Conan

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

trem_two posted:

Lichtsteiner has lost a lot of his ability to defend and his crosses are terrible. He still works his rear end off, but he's fallen off. Could still be a good presence to have in the squad in terms of leadership and whatnot. He's also a bit mental, which is fun.

Considering our backup right backs are kids who aren’t right backs, I’m on board.

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
ugh god damnit I hate lichtsteiner that rotten fucker

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Big Steve Lichtsteiner is one of my favorite players so I hope he comes. I want to see him scream at Chambers like a psycho. I want to see him twist Troy Deeney‘s nipple until it bleeds. I want him to live up to his nickname (Forrest Gump) by running like a crazed dog and making faces.

Make it happen, Ivan.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

African AIDS cum posted:

Get over it Conan
"Heh."

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
big fan of Arsenal's new "sign a bunch of cunts" transfer policy

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Lichtensteiner seems like a decent signing for depth, assuming that we sign him on a one year contract.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
an actual transfer

https://twitter.com/OfficialBHAFC/status/1000029484052107264

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

cant wait to see roy lichtenstein bombing down the wing for arsenal

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Bogan Krkic posted:

cant wait to see roy lichtenstein bombing down the wing for arsenal

He’ll really add some pop to the Arsenal defense.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Whammo

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Florin, Florin, Florin Floooorriiiiiinnnnnnn

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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I didn’t see it but heard Lichtsteiner was instrumental in the Juve victory over Spurs which is cool and good.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Gigi Galli posted:

I think it'd be a points deduction in the CL. I doubt UEFA can dock points from a domestic championship.

the LFP or DNCG would absolutely forcibly relegate them if they weren't PSG, because they can and have done it for far less sums of money than this. But they won't, because it's PSG.

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners

oh goddamnit, this is going to hurt Depor's chances of promotion next season

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Raiola is demanding a €15m agent's fee from whichever club signs Balotelli.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Ostersund have said they've now given permission for Swansea to talk to Graham Potter.

Moving a mile a minute here.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

trem_two posted:

Raiola is demanding a €15m agent's fee from whichever club signs Balotelli.

That’s insane, Balo isn’t worth that much himself.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

sassassin posted:

Fabianski to Dortmund.

Where's this coming from? There's literally nothing about this anywhere in Polish sources, reputable or otherwise. They'd be all over it if it were true.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

mackintosh posted:

Where's this coming from? There's literally nothing about this anywhere in Polish sources, reputable or otherwise. They'd be all over it if it were true.

It popped up on the main Swans forum so it must be true.

Today's rumours: Jordan Ayew to Liverpool/Celtic and Lee Cattermole to Swansea

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

sassassin posted:

It popped up on the main Swans forum so it must be true.

Ah, figures. The last official word from his agent was that he wanted to stay in the Premier League.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

mackintosh posted:

Ah, figures. The last official word from his agent was that he wanted to stay in the Premier League.

He wants to stay in Wales in his nice farmhouse on the Gower, but the club and his poo poo teammates let him down, repeatedly.

He's a top 6 keeper with some issues dealing with pressure. Deserves another crack at a good club.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

sticksy posted:

That’s insane, Balo isn’t worth that much himself.

It's Raiola, reality means nothing to him.

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

sassassin posted:

He wants to stay in Wales in his nice farmhouse on the Gower, but the club and his poo poo teammates let him down, repeatedly.

He's a top 6 keeper with some issues dealing with pressure. Deserves another crack at a good club.

I think Liverpool is looking for a keeper.

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

curried lamb of God posted:

oh goddamnit, this is going to hurt Depor's chances of promotion next season

no wonder they're getting arsey ("RC") about it

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