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Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

feedmyleg posted:

From what I've read, it's "Make America Burn Again".

From what I remember, it wasn't exactly this, but it was along these lines.

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I just feel like I should point out what that gossip doc says about Trump because this was written in 2005

quote:

Trump, Donald. Focus of evil in the modern world. Embodies much that is wrong with America. Short-fingered vulgarian.

:drat:

e: it also ends off by saying that Rob Zombie is "a very nice man," with nothing else added, which is inexplicably completely hilarious to me

WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 16:06 on May 25, 2018

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I think this was my favorite

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Spacey, Kevin. Way back in the closet--behind your old sneakers--that's where Kevin's hiding. Likes his men young. Very young. Linked with Colin Farrell, Rupert Graves, Helen Hunt, Bebe Neuwirth, and Bryan Singer.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
This list is hilarious(and in poor taste in some cases), but this got me:

quote:


Cast of Friends vs Matt LeBlanc (ML was the first to get a tv project after Friends and developed an attitude about it)

also

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Cosby, Bill. Rumored to touch children's private parts off the set of his shows. Several stories about him being rude to his fans. Rumors abound about his disliking white women. Unfaithful to his wife.

quote:

Weinstein, Harvey. Hard to work for.

Warning: Long Text

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Cruise, Tom. Oh, definitely not a Friend Of Dorothy. Why would you ever think such a thing? No, certainly not. And he definitely doesn't force his gay lovers to sign lengthy non-disclosure contracts before he gets involved with them; that's just a vile, untrue rumor started to bring shame on this quite emphatically heterosexual movie star. Certainly not someone who has and enjoys sex with lots of men. One would never hear Mr. Cruise described as "awkward and inarticulate" when speaking without a script, and certainly never hear him described as "vain, shallow, and pretentious." No, certainly not--the reverse is true of Mr. Cruise! $cientologist. Vain & arrogant. Never graduated from high school. Acted badly towards Nicole Kidman during their break-up, which was caused partially by his insistence on raising the kids $cientologist (she wanted them raised Catholic) and partially because of her pregnancy, which may have been his and may have been Ewan McGregor's. Broke up with Nicole via his representatives. (Cruise, you swine.) Linked with Patricia Arquette, Cher, Penelope Cruz, Rebecca De Mornay, Nelly Furtado, Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman, Heather Locklear, Paul Newman, Lisa Marie Presley, and Mimi Rogers.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Postal Parcel posted:

Linked with Patricia Arquette, Cher, Penelope Cruz, Rebecca De Mornay, Nelly Furtado, Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman, Heather Locklear, Paul Newman, Lisa Marie Presley, and Mimi Rogers.

Two of these things are not like the others.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


e: gently caress

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Hello Thomas...

https://twitter.com/AnthonyHopkins/status/988087131938742273

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



quote:

Ledger, Heath. Hard to work with

Well... ahem.

Is there anything on that list that is provably false? There's a ton of things on there that I'm sure weren't officially known until after it was printed. Makes me think most of it is probably based in fact.

EL BROMANCE fucked around with this message at 17:51 on May 25, 2018

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Is the unsourced web archived html document entitled Gossip a reliable source?

Considering it missed the actual dirt on Cosby and Weinstein, the things that supposedly “everyone knew”, I'd say not

Speaking of, things aren’t looking good for ol Harv

https://mobile.twitter.com/CNN/status/1000013652014059520

Not gonna let him pull a Polanski

zoux fucked around with this message at 17:36 on May 25, 2018

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

Is the unsourced web archived html document entitled Gossip a reliable source?

Considering it missed the actual dirt on Cosby and Weinstein, the things that supposedly “everyone knew”, I'd say not

This was spot on

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Woods, Tiger. Emotionally and mentally immature, for all his skill and composure on the golf course. Cheap and a bad tipper for all his millions. Greedy. Has a thing for gambling, strippers, hookers, and porn. Very rude to the little people. Has a jones for blonde white women. Lacks any kind of social conscience.

BrandonGK
May 6, 2005

Throw it out the airlock.
It's not all bad:

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Braugher, Andre. *Dreamy*. "Very smart, very sophisticated, just naturally commands respect and attention just by being there; very nice, friendly, appreciative of everyone and, unlike many Hollywood types, when he signs an autograph for you, he will look you right in the eyes and have a full on conversation with you until you have had enough and leave him. Doesn't talk about himself a lot either unless you ask, then he won't focus on himself very long and then shifts the topic to something else. In a group setting, he doesn't say much and when he does, its not about himself usually."

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

EugeneJ posted:

Tiger Woods stuff

I gotta respect Tiger for the size of his balls. Dude just propositions threesomes to every woman he dates.


BrandonGK posted:

Andre Braugher

I think I'd cry if he was a sex pest.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Let's take a tour around Late Night

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Carson, Johnny. Jury is still out on whether he is a manipulative, cold, creepy jerk, or simply a clueless and stupid innocent who was overly-well-protected by his handlers. Wife-beater. Hires working girls to sit on his lap and call him "Daddie." Denies the existence of his biracial granddaughter. Alcoholic. Linked with Ann-Margaret, Angie Dickinson, Morgan Fairchild, Sally Field, and Mamie Van Doren.

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Letterman, David. Astoundingly insecure and neurotic; major self-esteem issues. Relax, David, we all love you! Besides, anyone with any sense can see that Leno is a suck-up and a schmuck. Dave, you're the man.

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O'Brien, Conan. "Still a bit surprised that he has his own show. Very nice, goofy and very nerdy still." "Horribly insecure." (Relax, Conan! All the right people think you're cool). Linked with Courtney Cox.

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Leno, Jay. Into bondage. Buffoon. Linked with Sandra Bernhard.

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Kilborn, Craig. Empty-headed, arrogant, smug, sexually-harassing rear end in a top hat. Refuses to admit he has a child by a black woman.

quote:

Fallon, Jimmy. There are competing stories about him being "funny and friendly" with fans (when sober) and a real cad (when drunk). Grabby with women, too. Linked with Parker Posey and Winona Ryder.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

In contrast to the gossip document, here's what good, thorough reporting on Hollywood rumor looks like

https://mobile.twitter.com/LouisPeitzman/status/999746537545662465

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

EugeneJ posted:

Let's take a tour around Late Night

two different late night hosts who deny the existence of their biracial children.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




God I love reading the blind items. Give me all the hot goss!!

Also lol so much of it has come true in the past couple years that I believe them even more than I did before tbqh

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/pops131/status/999936684388216832

Somebody wrote a lot of words about Terrance Howard and it surprisingly isn't about how he has his own version of math

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 21:34 on May 25, 2018

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
All I think about when I see Terrance Howard is that gross interview he gave some years ago where he talked about women being dirty and making them use wet waps before sex.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

clown shoes posted:

All I think about when I see Terrance Howard is that gross interview he gave some years ago where he talked about women being dirty and making them use wet waps before sex.

Probably a good idea if he's only banging prostitutes.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

GreenNight posted:

Probably a good idea if he's only banging prostitutes.

Prostitutes are way cleaner than the average woman. When your downstairs is how you make money is you take drat good care of that thing.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Rob Zombie is actually kind of boringly nice and "is a nice man" really is about all you can say about him on a personal level

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Huh, never heard that about Kidman and McGregor before, or about Kilborn's daughter. Was there ever more corroboration on those?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

zoux posted:

Is the unsourced web archived html document entitled Gossip a reliable source?
100% sure it's more of a "Let's see what gossip rags in the past thought about the stars and compare it to the (more or less) reality", rather than outright looking for reliable information.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Don’t forget that Tom Lehrer once shot a guy in the bladder with a harpoon gun.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Party Plane Jones posted:

https://twitter.com/pops131/status/999936684388216832

Somebody wrote a lot of words about Terrance Howard and it surprisingly isn't about how he has his own version of math

The TV IV > Chat thread: Your favorite star probably just accused of abuse

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Speaking of abuse:

George Takei may not be an abuser.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


In lighter news, there was a surprise announcement today that The Venture Bros is coming back soon, as in "this summer" soon.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Pauley Perrette mentioned on twitter that she quit NCIS over 'multiple physical assaults' so I expect we might hear something about that in the coming months.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Party Plane Jones posted:

Pauley Perrette mentioned on twitter that she quit NCIS over 'multiple physical assaults' so I expect we might hear something about that in the coming months.

The going rumor is Mark Harmon's dog bit a crew member, making her mad. I won't believe it until someone posts it on angelfire or tripod (:rip: geocities)

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Party Plane Jones posted:

https://twitter.com/pops131/status/999936684388216832

Somebody wrote a lot of words about Terrance Howard and it surprisingly isn't about how he has his own version of math

You cannot post that and not go into more detail. Please tell me more.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

TV Zombie posted:

You cannot post that and not go into more detail. Please tell me more.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...g-10502365.html

"How can it equal one? If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told its two, and that cannot be."

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Jeff Bezos himself announced a few minutes ago that The Expanse has been picked up.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheExpanse/comments/8m7o4g/jeff_bezos_just_announced_that_they_are_picking/

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheExpanse/comments/8m7qj3/together_we_have_saved_the_expanse/

bull3964 fucked around with this message at 05:28 on May 26, 2018

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I'll suck him off.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Jeff Bezos, you big ol fuckface. Gracias.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




gently caress YES

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Slimy Jeff Bezos just wasted money throwing a life preserver to Failing Expanse, which never got anywhere close to the ratings Apprentice used to get. Sad!

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
Are we now living in a world where billionaire CEOs will literally be like "No, I like that show, buy it and lets get it back on air!"

I'm kind of okay with that.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Apparently he originally wanted the show to be on Amazon but Syfy outbid everyone else for the rights. He's a fan of the books.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mu Zeta posted:

Apparently he originally wanted the show to be on Amazon but Syfy outbid everyone else for the rights. He's a fan of the books.

gently caress yeah! I'll help him blow up France.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

pentyne posted:

Are we now living in a world where billionaire CEOs will literally be like "No, I like that show, buy it and lets get it back on air!"

I'm kind of okay with that.

Vince McMahon is going to bring back Nickelodeon Guts.

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