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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Mickey, Goofy and Donald meet up to reminisce about old times and have a boys night out at a club and get hosed up on booze







Rest here: https://imgur.com/gallery/WGtl5

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Slime
Jan 3, 2007
well does freaky gay poo poo happen, i cant be assed to read to find out

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Slime posted:

well does freaky gay poo poo happen, i cant be assed to read to find out

No

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

poo poo COMIC

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Be the change you want to see in the world

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

What's that last panel anyway. Is he in a straitjacket? With a bowtie?

An unbuttoned straitjacket. With a bowtie. And someone glued the carcass of half a small terrier to his forehead too, spray painted in the colors of bepis. Yeah lotta stuff going on here for sure.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Mickey, Goofy and Donald meet up to reminisce about old times and have a boys night out at a club and get hosed up on booze







Rest here: https://imgur.com/gallery/WGtl5

is this just bojack horseman with disney characters

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014


yeah i didn't want to just destroy the page by posting it

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Slime posted:

well does freaky gay poo poo happen, i cant be assed to read to find out

Yeah, but only in the emotional sense

Unmature
May 9, 2008
That Mickey comic is the best thing Max Landis has ever written

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Mickey, Goofy and Donald meet up to reminisce about old times and have a boys night out at a club and get hosed up on booze







Rest here: https://imgur.com/gallery/WGtl5


That was good.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Mickey, Goofy and Donald meet up to reminisce about old times and have a boys night out at a club and get hosed up on booze

Nice, new comic of Mice, Dog, & Fowl.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Karate Bastard posted:

What's that last panel anyway. Is he in a straitjacket? With a bowtie?

An unbuttoned straitjacket. With a bowtie. And someone glued the carcass of half a small terrier to his forehead too, spray painted in the colors of bepis. Yeah lotta stuff going on here for sure.

Have you honestly never seen someone fold their arms before?? It's the same short sleeve polo they're wearing the entire strip and they just crossed their arms. That doesn't excuse the bowtie over the open polo however.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Even though the Mickey Mouse is mostly about Mickey, Gooby and Donald going out and being buddies it feels unbelievably sleazy.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Choco1980 posted:

Have you honestly never seen someone fold their arms before??

Yah, but usually folks wont knead their forarms into one continuous piece all barbapapa like to do that. I mean what's that right (???) elbow (?) thing doing? Did he suddenly develop Liefeld syndrome of the hands?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Mickey, Goofy and Donald meet up to reminisce about old times and have a boys night out at a club and get hosed up on booze







Rest here: https://imgur.com/gallery/WGtl5

Extremely disappointed that this wasn't an elaborate setup for the "she's loving Goofy" punchline.

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

Grevling posted:

Even though the Mickey Mouse is mostly about Mickey, Gooby and Donald going out and being buddies it feels unbelievably sleazy.

I wouldn't say sleazy per say but it's a little sad or slightly depressing in a sense. It is a essentially a story about a bunch of older guys catching up and acting like the kids they used to be.

It's also kind of reflects a good example of a mid life/identity crisis. If your not who you were, who are you now?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I read it mostly as "in case you forgot celebrities are people too and are just as hosed up as the rest of us."

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Foul Ole Ron posted:

I wouldn't say sleazy per say but it's a little sad or slightly depressing in a sense. It is a essentially a story about a bunch of older guys catching up and acting like the kids they used to be.

It's also kind of reflects a good example of a mid life/identity crisis. If your not who you were, who are you now?

It's mostly a case of my brain associating fan drawings of Disney characters with freaky and disturbing poo poo.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Nice, new comic of Mice, Dog, & Fowl.

2/10; Nobody shot heroin up their dick.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Clearly haven't caught up with the recent Ducktales lore, it's absolutely Louie who's the weed hookup. And not just because he wears green. Though that maybe helps.

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

This is some next level poo poo.

I wonder if this is a truly baffling standalone, or a fragment of a story arc so brazen in scope and depth it redefines the very concept of tediousness. It can only be either.

OK, OK, trap sprung. That’s an edit. The original comic is some kinda slice-of-life poo poo about how cool and great being asexual is, and how it’s sooooo much better than being a gross normie.

Recently (?) the artist posted a comic which basically implied that, although they desire some masculine features themselves, they don’t want to seek hormone treatment, because trans men who transition are gross and smelly:


They also posted this:



And I don’t know how on earth someone found this out, but it turns out that their kink is... being a giant who eats people:



So, given other dumb / problematic comics they had posted, this lovely webcomic with very few readers became a minor target of humor for like, a few days.

I only found any of this poo poo recently so that’s all I can tell you. Tumblr is a wasteland, please kill me.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


"Some ace people do like sex"

Then wouldn't that mean you're not actually asexual?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


muscles like this! posted:

"Some ace people do like sex"

Then wouldn't that mean you're not actually asexual?

That's not a discussion that ever works out for anyone. Everybody just gets angry and confused because it doesn't work but let Tumblr have it's hundreds of sexualities.

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

muscles like this! posted:

"Some ace people do like sex"

Then wouldn't that mean you're not actually asexual?

the perception in the really, really Tumblr-y parts of the discourse is that the exaggeratedly sexual atmosphere of cheap soap operas and porn is literally how the world works: other people, they assume, are just out there ready to gently caress at all times, constantly horny, constantly thinking of sex.

so, given that, if you’re NOT constantly ready to go to pound town, then you must be asexual! that’s how things work, right?

my fave permutation is “demisexual”, which means “I only gently caress people I feel emotional attraction to”. aka the sexual behavior of most people.

it’s basically “anyone who doesn’t have a boner at all times can be asexual”. like to gently caress, but not right this second? asexual. don’t like to gently caress, but like to jerk off? asexual also.

but yeah also it’s just, at most, a few hundred extremely online people on Tumblr who post about this stuff. thanks for coming to my TED talk, I’m dumb as hell

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

is this just bojack horseman with disney characters

That's exactly what it feels like but I don't think that's a bad thing.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

is this just bojack horseman with disney characters

It's good yes

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

i would guess an asexual who enjoys sex would be like, uh, someone who fucks people despite not being attracted to them in any way??? like they only enjoy the mechanical aspects of sex??????

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fister Roboto posted:

Extremely disappointed that this wasn't an elaborate setup for the "she's loving Goofy" punchline.

I was 100% sure that was the (or at least a) joke but after finishing it I'm not so sure.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


shelley posted:

the perception in the really, really Tumblr-y parts of the discourse is that the exaggeratedly sexual atmosphere of cheap soap operas and porn is literally how the world works: other people, they assume, are just out there ready to gently caress at all times, constantly horny, constantly thinking of sex.

so, given that, if you’re NOT constantly ready to go to pound town, then you must be asexual! that’s how things work, right?

my fave permutation is “demisexual”, which means “I only gently caress people I feel emotional attraction to”. aka the sexual behavior of most people.

it’s basically “anyone who doesn’t have a boner at all times can be asexual”. like to gently caress, but not right this second? asexual. don’t like to gently caress, but like to jerk off? asexual also.

but yeah also it’s just, at most, a few hundred extremely online people on Tumblr who post about this stuff. thanks for coming to my TED talk, I’m dumb as hell

I dunno man this is a totally legit thing that makes sense.

Noma/Nowosexual

One who can be sexually attracted to someone of any gender/gender identity EXCEPT for one of the two binary genders (male or female).

The gender they aren't sexually attracted to is insinuated in the prefix chosen, Noma for "no men", or Nowo for "no women"

Similar to Polysexual

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Len posted:

I dunno man this is a totally legit thing that makes sense.

Noma/Nowosexual

One who can be sexually attracted to someone of any gender/gender identity EXCEPT for one of the two binary genders (male or female).

The gender they aren't sexually attracted to is insinuated in the prefix chosen, Noma for "no men", or Nowo for "no women"

Similar to Polysexual

Oh man, is there a thread for this kinda stuff?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Slimy Hog posted:

Oh man, is there a thread for this kinda stuff?

Probably was at some point but I got it from here

https://aminoapps.com/c/lgbt-1/page/item/sexualities-and-genders-masterpost/5BE3_V2Jc5IaKonr3w2rL3dWDX8EoBlDkPP

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

shelley posted:

OK, OK, trap sprung. That’s an edit. The original comic is some kinda slice-of-life poo poo about how cool and great being asexual is, and how it’s sooooo much better than being a gross normie.

Recently (?) the artist posted a comic which basically implied that, although they desire some masculine features themselves, they don’t want to seek hormone treatment, because trans men who transition are gross and smelly:


They also posted this:



And I don’t know how on earth someone found this out, but it turns out that their kink is... being a giant who eats people:



So, given other dumb / problematic comics they had posted, this lovely webcomic with very few readers became a minor target of humor for like, a few days.

I only found any of this poo poo recently so that’s all I can tell you. Tumblr is a wasteland, please kill me.

Cursed knowlege

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

muscles like this! posted:

"Some ace people do like sex"

Then wouldn't that mean you're not actually asexual?

:eng101: Let me get out the chart:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nude posted:

:eng101: Let me get out the chart:


how do people function day to day

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Nude posted:

:eng101: Let me get out the chart:

that's a lot of words to talk about fuckin'.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


burexas.irom posted:

2/10; Nobody shot heroin up their dick.

Yet.

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell
Kinks aren’t inherently sexual? Even crazier.

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

VanSandman posted:

Cursed knowlege

that’s why I said “please kill me”

edit:

Nude posted:

:eng101: Let me get out the chart:


all of these also come in “-romantic” versions, and lest you think none of them are actually used, ive seen some in the wild

ps “autochorissexuality” translates to “I like to whack off, but I don’t imagine myself in the scene”, and “akoisexuality” is “that stranger is hot but I don’t want to hit on them”

shelley has a new favorite as of 17:45 on May 28, 2018

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Nude posted:

:eng101: Let me get out the chart:


So which one of these is kek, and which one glues half dogs to their face?

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