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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I'm sexually aroused my blondes with big titties, somebody make me a flag tia

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ew gross.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Nude posted:

:eng101: Let me get out the chart:


Im novisexuality (my sexuality can only be explained by hentai clips)

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Elias_Maluco posted:

Im novisexuality (my sexuality can only be explained by hentai clips)

The definitely different from most people's sexuality but I don't know exactly how yet sexuality.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
huh, a sexuality for selfish oral or a lazy lay

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

FFS aceflux is defined as switching between asexual, which is defined, and allosexual, which isn't. So what did they flux into? Minerals? Are they sometimes a sexual diamond but maybe other times a sexual piece of graphite?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

shelley posted:

the perception in the really, really Tumblr-y parts of the discourse is that the exaggeratedly sexual atmosphere of cheap soap operas and porn is literally how the world works: other people, they assume, are just out there ready to gently caress at all times, constantly horny, constantly thinking of sex.

so, given that, if you’re NOT constantly ready to go to pound town, then you must be asexual! that’s how things work, right?

my fave permutation is “demisexual”, which means “I only gently caress people I feel emotional attraction to”. aka the sexual behavior of most people.

it’s basically “anyone who doesn’t have a boner at all times can be asexual”. like to gently caress, but not right this second? asexual. don’t like to gently caress, but like to jerk off? asexual also.

but yeah also it’s just, at most, a few hundred extremely online people on Tumblr who post about this stuff. thanks for coming to my TED talk, I’m dumb as hell

Oh sweetie, you are way underestimating the numbers on this world of self-identification. I don't judge beyond thinking some of the categories (like demi, yes. Sapiosexual is another.) are way too vague and easy to check off at the slightest whim, but yeah, there's a LOT more than "a few hundred" people that use these terms unironically.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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shelley posted:

OK, OK, trap sprung. That’s an edit. The original comic is some kinda slice-of-life poo poo about how cool and great being asexual is, and how it’s sooooo much better than being a gross normie.

Recently (?) the artist posted a comic which basically implied that, although they desire some masculine features themselves, they don’t want to seek hormone treatment, because trans men who transition are gross and smelly:


They also posted this:



And I don’t know how on earth someone found this out, but it turns out that their kink is... being a giant who eats people:



So, given other dumb / problematic comics they had posted, this lovely webcomic with very few readers became a minor target of humor for like, a few days.

I only found any of this poo poo recently so that’s all I can tell you. Tumblr is a wasteland, please kill me.

I have no use who is supposed the correct one in these comics

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I took a sex exam and I aced it :smuggo:

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

marshmallow creep posted:

FFS aceflux is defined as switching between asexual, which is defined, and allosexual, which isn't. So what did they flux into? Minerals? Are they sometimes a sexual diamond but maybe other times a sexual piece of graphite?

The curve ball is allosexual means sexual. It's quite controversial in the asexual community.

Edit: You might want to look into genders, as being earthgender doesn't mean you can't also be on the asexual spectrum.

Nude has a new favorite as of 18:53 on May 28, 2018

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Karate Bastard posted:

I took a sex exam and I aced it :smuggo:

That's not what testing positive means

Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.

Grevling posted:

Even though the Mickey Mouse is mostly about Mickey, Gooby and Donald going out and being buddies it feels unbelievably sleazy.

Unmature posted:

That Mickey comic is the best thing Max Landis has ever written

Well, that explains that.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Here, let ne enumerate in exhausting detail all the reasons why y'all should care about my sexuality;

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Nude posted:

The curve ball is allosexual means sexual. It's quite controversial in the asexual community.

Edit: You might want to look into genders, as being earthgender doesn't mean you can't also be on the asexual spectrum.

Oh god let's not even get into genders because that's the most :psyduck: thing ever and I'm fairly certain that those people thing personality and gender are 100% the same thing.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I'm hornysexual

I only want to have sex when I'm horny, with someone who is also horny

It's super rare and special

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

Choco1980 posted:

Oh sweetie, you are way underestimating the numbers on this world of self-identification. I don't judge beyond thinking some of the categories (like demi, yes. Sapiosexual is another.) are way too vague and easy to check off at the slightest whim, but yeah, there's a LOT more than "a few hundred" people that use these terms unironically.

one of my IRL friends calls himself demisexual D:

tbh I’m mostly out of touch with This Bullshit, I only see the parts of it that get picked up by the few blogs I still follow. for my own sanity I try and lowball the amount of people who do this, but yeah. people who buy in to this stuff? way more than I like to think about. people who post about it nonstop on tumblr.com? not quite as many. I hope.

its probably a little less bad than it was a couple years ago, though, I think some of the blogs who used to post constantly about this sort of stuff have shifted towards #resistance posting. the changing tides of what’s popular on tumblr :|

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Then you have people who say they're pansexual. They don't discriminate. They're totally equal and are sexually attracted to everybody!

I take it one step further; I'm omnisexual. I am have sex with everybody and everything all the time. Equality!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Comptroll The Forums posted:

I'm sexually aroused my blondes with big titties, somebody make me a flag tia

:patriot:

Also :britain:

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Comptroll The Forums posted:

I'm sexually aroused my blondes with big titties, somebody make me a flag tia

:hfive: We totally need a "people who are sexually aroused by blondes with big titties" pride march.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Comptroll The Forums posted:

I'm sexually aroused my blondes with big titties, somebody make me a flag tia

You've got one if those naked-lady fetishes?

Disgusting, how do you live with yourself? How can you look yourself in the mirror every day? Seeing a person staring back who thinks peepin' dem tiddies is some normal everyday thing. Walking down the street, with kids all around, and just thought after thought of sweaty crotch-meats dancing through your head.

Horrible, shoulda been run out of the country along with all the snakes.

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

Comptroll The Forums posted:

I'm sexually aroused my blondes with big titties, somebody make me a flag tia

I married a blonde with big titties. :smuggo:

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Do you call people who only gently caress sheep cymrusexuals?

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Nude posted:

The curve ball is allosexual means sexual. It's quite controversial in the asexual community.

Edit: You might want to look into genders, as being earthgender doesn't mean you can't also be on the asexual spectrum.

I got to the third entry on the gender list (bog) before I got so angry I had to put my phone down.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


quote:

Genderale– A gender that is hard to describe. Mainly associated with plants, herbs, and liquids.

How the gently caress do you have a liquid gender?!?
:psyduck:

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Cartoon Man posted:

How the gently caress do you have a liquid gender?!?
:psyduck:

kuum

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Wow 45 new posts in the comi-

:yikes:

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Nude posted:

Edit: You might want to look into genders, as being earthgender doesn't mean you can't also be on the asexual spectrum.

quote:

Trying to censor me and this blog is what is wrong with the world. Trying to censor anything is taking away people’s fundamental right to learn all they can about a subject or event.

Oh, and guess what? Since you’re all so fond of jumping to conclusions:

National socialists are not racist.

Most people who you’re calling nazis are trolls trying to fight the extreme left.

WWII didn’t happen like American propaganda leads us to think

9/11 was an inside job

You actually can be racist towards white people.

Antifa was trying to KILL that guy who ran over people in Charlottesville. They were literally attacking him, chaced him into his car, and tried to break in. He did what he did out of SELF DEFENCE WHOS THE loving NAZI NOW BITCH!!!!

I’m done. I am not the reason trans and non binary people make no progress. It’s cunts like you who tell people what to think, call everyone who doesn’t agree with YOUR stance bigots and special snowflakes.


What gender is this?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man posted:

How the gently caress do you have a liquid gender?!?
:psyduck:

You identify as the villain from Metal Gear Solid? :downsrim:

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

New Wave Jose posted:

I married a blonde with big titties. :smuggo:

Please start a thread in A/T, got some questions 4 u

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Unkempt posted:

What gender is this?

4chan

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl

What are the pronouns

Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

I liked the bit in the Ali G series where he says his uncle is trisexual "cause he'll try anything once!" Then he gets all awkward and defensive when the interviewee says that means he might have had sex with men

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

oldpainless posted:

I have no use who is supposed the correct one in these comics

More like oldsexless

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

just loving call yourself queer+nonbinary like a normal person. kids these days with their luxury custom genders... hogwash!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Unkempt posted:

What gender is this?

Idk but I'd advocate violence against them

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

GPTribefan posted:

I got to the third entry on the gender list (bog) before I got so angry I had to put my phone down.

quote:

Boggender– A gender that feels like a bog, swamp, marsh or similar ecosystem. Also known as swampgender.

also

quote:

Dryagender– A form of agender that is best represented by an empty, tranquil forest.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

These are jokes, right?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


VanSandman posted:

These are jokes, right?

When I was a teen we were on the internet trying to out1337 each other. This is just the current generation doing the same thing only more retarded because now I'm almost 30 and I don't understand.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Comptroll The Forums posted:

I'm sexually aroused my blondes with big titties, somebody make me a flag tia

A kindred spirit!

Randaconda posted:

how do people function day to day

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Unmature posted:

That Mickey comic is the best thing Max Landis has ever written

Eh, I'd say it comes second after his suicide note.

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