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Fister Roboto posted:I'm tired of all these star wars. (they are much more like Star Battles anyway) 
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I just want a Dash Rendar movie. And where's my Kyle Katarn movie?
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May 29, 2018 06:27
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ol qwerty bastard posted:And where's my Kyle Katarn movie? 
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May 29, 2018 06:37
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CD-ROM INTO THE DRIVE. IT’S STAR WARS: DARK FORCES 2: JEDI KNIGHT AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, KYLE KATARN. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME DARK JEDI BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS IMPERIAL FACILITY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERECS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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May 29, 2018 07:02
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I didn't know cats came double-muscled as well.  https://i.imgur.com/jLPN4gB.mp4
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May 29, 2018 08:17
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still waiting for a Jizz Wailer biopic
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May 29, 2018 08:23
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That thing can probably pounce at light speed.
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May 29, 2018 08:39
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People take these movies too seriously whether they like them or hate them.
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May 29, 2018 08:47
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Memento posted:I didn't know cats came double-muscled as well. absolute unit
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ol qwerty bastard posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CD-ROM INTO THE DRIVE. IT’S STAR WARS: DARK FORCES 2: JEDI KNIGHT AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, KYLE KATARN. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME DARK JEDI BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS IMPERIAL FACILITY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERECS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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May 29, 2018 10:50
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May 29, 2018 11:34
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The Travolta-Cruise hybrid that never saw the light of day
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May 29, 2018 13:08
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gently caress I spilled my crows
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May 29, 2018 13:20
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gtfo with your viral advertising, what the hell
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May 29, 2018 14:51
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Besides that's clearly Bigfoot from that one Venture Bros episode
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May 29, 2018 14:52
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Krankenstyle posted:gtfo with your viral advertising, what the hell Not even viral, that's full on branded advertising
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May 29, 2018 15:32
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But I love ineracting with brands!
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May 29, 2018 15:42
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Considering this is my family's neighborhood I'm pretty sure I'd hear about Hitler the Nazi cat running around.
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May 29, 2018 16:28
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Not even viral, that's full on branded advertising ya but i mean in the sense that they put a star war on a plate to get people to share it
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May 29, 2018 16:48
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I just want a Dash Rendar movie. Biplane posted:still waiting for a Jizz Wailer biopic Zuckuss or gtfo  It's perfect, you can get like 5 more spinoffs from one crappy book, then a disappointing Avengers-style crossover at the end.  In all seriousness, though, there are a few great things from the old EU they nuked that they should save  , including Chewbacca sacrificing himself to save Han's son and having a moon dropped on his head while he roared at it in defiance.
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May 29, 2018 18:18
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BaronVonVaderham posted:In all seriousness, though, there are a few great things from the old EU they nuked that they should save No, it was all terrible. That thing you said is terrible. And not a spoiler anymore because it no longer ever has even had happened. The entire EU was awful. And don't even bring up that stupid blue bad guy, he sucked too.
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May 29, 2018 18:23
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BaronVonVaderham posted:Zuckuss or gtfo Does anybody even remember that? 
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May 29, 2018 18:25
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Dash Rendar is too busy doing pro-wrestling on our (Earth's) moon.
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May 29, 2018 18:26
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Looks just like the kind of guy who does those kinds of thing for fun, I mean some of them
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May 29, 2018 18:35
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Guy Goodbody posted:No, it was all terrible. That thing you said is terrible. And not a spoiler anymore because it no longer ever has even had happened. They brought the blue dude forward into current canon.
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May 29, 2018 18:41
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:They brought the blue dude forward into current canon. Mary Poppins?
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May 29, 2018 18:53
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Zopotantor posted:You misspelled Splinter of the Mind's Eye. isn't that the one where Luke actually bangs Leia?
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May 29, 2018 18:54
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Guy Goodbody posted:gently caress I spilled my crows bird yells into cup
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May 29, 2018 19:13
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Dash Rendar is too busy doing pro-wrestling on our (Earth's) moon. That's not Dash Rendar. THIS is Dash Rendar. 
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May 29, 2018 19:23
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MariusLecter posted:That's not Dash Rendar. You say it's not Dash, then post another picture of him?
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May 29, 2018 19:24
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RFC2324 posted:isn't that the one where Luke actually bangs Leia? Yup. It was written before the original film became successful (they were going to release it as a low-budget sequel if it tanked), so before it was established that they were siblings. Zopotantor posted:Does anybody even remember that? I have a copy on a shelf in the other room 
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May 29, 2018 19:40
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RFC2324 posted:isn't that the one where Luke actually bangs Leia? BaronVonVaderham posted:Yup. It was written before the original film became successful (they were going to release it as a low-budget sequel if it tanked), so before it was established that they were siblings. They didn't bang. Leia just got tied up a lot, and Luke notices how hot she is. Which to be fair is Alan Dean Foster's typical fare
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May 29, 2018 20:13
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RFC2324 posted:isn't that the one where Luke actually bangs Leia? I don’t think so? I know I got my copy of it through the Scholastic Book Club when I was in 5th grade. Seems like I might have remembered that. I do know that it was implied Luke and Leia were on a trajectory to have a romantic relationship, since either Lucas hadn’t made the “they’re totally twins” plot point yet or just decided not to tell Alan Dean Foster. Or was that a joke? And if so, what are you doing out of school? I thought summer break for the local school districts didn’t start for at least another week.
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May 29, 2018 21:17
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Proteus Jones posted:I don’t think so? I know I got my copy of it through the Scholastic Book Club when I was in 5th grade. Seems like I might have remembered that. I got "Eyes of the Dragon" by Stephen King from the Scholastic Book Club when I was in 5th grade. I didn't read the majority of the book, but I do remember the whole part about the king's penis was in there.
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May 29, 2018 21:21
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Iron Crowned posted:I got "Eyes of the Dragon" by Stephen King from the Scholastic Book Club when I was in 5th grade. I didn't read the majority of the book, but I do remember the whole part about the king's penis was in there. I thought you were talking about Stephen King's penis for a second and I was very confused... Edit more like one eyed dragon 
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May 29, 2018 21:27
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That raises a very good question, how many times do you think King has drunkenly referred to his hog as The King's Iron?
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May 29, 2018 21:29
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Memento posted:I didn't know cats came double-muscled as well. 
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May 29, 2018 21:33
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Actually that cat does seem to have either really abnormal fat distribution or increased muscle mass. Note how the waist is defined and not a big round ball. However more people need to see that chart and learn how obese their cat's are so overall I approve of this post. Edit: For reference here is the range from underweight to obese. A lot of people are so used to seeing fat cats that they think cats in the ideal range are too skinny. 
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Dixville posted:I thought you were talking about Stephen King's penis for a second and I was very confused...  Stephen King's Wang
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