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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

bloom posted:

gibbis has been fairly good ever since Jose's reign of terror started.

more reigns of terror would solve most of our problems

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
any news of melanie? I'm getting very concnerd

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
the clashing of BONE and SINEW

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
she is alive and well, and happy in her marriage to the president of the united states donald j trump

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

morning :coffee: Back to work for nine more days then it's three months of working my summer job

https://twitter.com/michigannews/status/1001407917642469376

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
before i made the clear and well informed decisoin of falling asleep on my very comfortable carpeting i had one request of my buddy rich: "please do not leave the TV on NHK. I do not want to hear another story about Japanese people working themselves to death. K. Thx. Goodnight *falls asleep on floor*"

so i wake up, uncrick my neck, and its a story about a lady who is literally dying from working too hard. what a fascinating people. someday I wish to experience this thing they call "work"

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001404640796336128

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

whats with the shoutout to Bill Clinton at the end

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001410457092218880

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
oh it’s awake

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Baloogan posted:

lol can u imagine yury tring to control trump

would be like a loving dial tone

Baloogan posted:

the mobile customer ur trying to contact is unavailable at this time

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


So what you're saying, mister president, is that you're going to lock Obama up?

Sweet deal!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
making myself listen to morning joe so you dont have to

theyre crying over trmups memorial day tweet not having the :decorum: of gwbs

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

making myself listen to morning joe so you dont have to

theyre crying over trmups memorial day tweet not having the :decorum: of gwbs

why won't donald j trump paint pictures of dead soldiers!!! (might be due to a certain head condition)

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

wow I can’t believe Trump would betray ICE like that

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

idgi. is he saying he's less hard on immigranst than obama?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

cumshitter posted:

idgi. is he saying he's less hard on immigranst than obama?

hes saying they have smaller, more packed cages now

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Bipartisan Bill cheated on his wife Hillary

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

cumshitter posted:

before i made the clear and well informed decisoin of falling asleep on my very comfortable carpeting i had one request of my buddy rich: "please do not leave the TV on NHK. I do not want to hear another story about Japanese people working themselves to death. K. Thx. Goodnight *falls asleep on floor*"

so i wake up, uncrick my neck, and its a story about a lady who is literally dying from working too hard. what a fascinating people. someday I wish to experience this thing they call "work"

For a second, I thought this was a story from somebody who was friends with Buddy Rich. :downs:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

https://twitter.com/kenchengcomedy/status/1001025080233807872?s=21

https://twitter.com/kenchengcomedy/status/1001026771733622784?s=21

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


prefect posted:

For a second, I thought :downs:

yeah that happens sometimes

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


https://twitter.com/The_Trump_Train/status/1001405202145128448?s=19

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Where Mmelagnar

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
every trump tweet is accompanied by a roving train of grifters and fraudsters

LIBERAL TEARS MUG #maga

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


angerbeet posted:

Where Mmelagnar

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

prefect posted:

For a second, I thought this was a story from somebody who was friends with Buddy Rich. :downs:

NHK is super depressing because half the time its nature shots of superior best country Nippon and the rest of the time its people telling stories about how they made their little box less depressing by appointing their walls with StickIt notes they stole from work

then its people telling their doctor, "I can't sleep and also I have PTSD nightmares of going into work what should I do?" and somehow the answer is always that they should work harder

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

NHK is super depressing because half the time its nature shots of superior best country Nippon and the rest of the time its people telling stories about how they made their little box less depressing by appointing their walls with StickIt notes they stole from work

then its people telling their doctor, "I can't sleep and also I have PTSD nightmares of going into work what should I do?" and somehow the answer is always that they should work harder

and yet still an improvement over edo period japan

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

cumshitter posted:

NHK is super depressing because half the time its nature shots of superior best country Nippon and the rest of the time its people telling stories about how they made their little box less depressing by appointing their walls with StickIt notes they stole from work

then its people telling their doctor, "I can't sleep and also I have PTSD nightmares of going into work what should I do?" and somehow the answer is always that they should work harder

yoosssshhhhhhh! ganbatte, Cusmhitter-San!

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

those are literally the nazis colors btw fyi :dta:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

japan is a weird loving country because everyone knows the hours they spend at work are unproductive. it’s common to spend 12 hrs at work and spend at least 6 of those hours loving around avoiding people.

you just need to create the illusion that you’re a workaholic so society can respect you.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Dan Scavino is obviously crushing on Molly

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001415199516254208

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



the secret information gathering method of asking people questions and remembering what they say

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

this is barron's desktop background and he wants to change it

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Billzasilver posted:

japan is a weird loving country because everyone knows the hours they spend at work are unproductive. it’s common to spend 12 hrs at work and spend at least 6 of those hours loving around avoiding people.

you just need to create the illusion that you’re a workaholic so society can respect you.

from my experience this is also work in the us tbh

people are way more interested in talking about how many hours they spend at work doing useless busybody bs than what they actually accomplish in all those hours

augias
Apr 7, 2009

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
one really cool thing about NHK TV is that they cant get over admiral perry and how hard we kicked their rear end in the 1800's and all of their flashbacks are just a single, 5 second shot of civil war era soldiers riding horses it owns

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Baloogan posted:

this is barron's desktop background and he wants to change it

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


lol if you work more than donald j. trump, the (last!) president of the united states of america

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