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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Is he going to top himself?

Quick someone notify Jeff Kennett and Beyond Blue.

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gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008



Cartoon posted:

Ad hominem - Check!
Ignores the actual point of the articles - Check!
Lack of proper capitalisation - Check!
How about them standard issue APS uniforms? Ignored. - Check!

F- minus. Try harder and you might just only fail at debate.

PS. I was about to take over a ~serious business~ job in DIMA when I quit the APS. I might know a little bit more about this than you are willing to admit.

you didn't still explain how those articles had anything to do with 'neocons'. i dont care about your resume

Paingod556
Nov 8, 2011

Not a problem, sir


Is Labor going to let that pair vote anyway, after the Libs showed it means nothing?

And Campion is the same person who took a 6 figure job then got half a year of paid 'mental health' leave and I believe threatened to sue various journos reporting on this and other poo poo. It's highly likely that Joyce is throwing her under the bus (again) but she's nowhere near innocent in the corrupt fuckery that's been happening.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


politicians bad

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


I guess carrying that wallet loaded with $150k would hurt your back after a while

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I'd take 11 weeks holiday as well if someone paid me $150k for banging an intern or whatever.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Paingod556 posted:

Is Labor going to let that pair vote anyway, after the Libs showed it means nothing?

that was a vic lnp issue. federal lnp hasn’t pulled any bullshit yet (abbott was a piece
of poo poo who refused to grant pairs but he was upfront about that)

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

also cartoon my man dima hasn’t existed for over a decade now

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/TonyHWindsor/status/1000656438811807745

:iiam: :iiaca:

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

GoldStandardConure posted:

yeah that's why i was pretty vague with my statement too, it wasn't a demand for you to reveal name rank and number etc

though you probably should WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES?!

Didn't pet a birb.

Punishment: Guillotine

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Bernie Fraser former RBA governor calls for reform of industry super funds to "level the playing field" by allowing people to choose and lock in a Super Fund for life when they register for thier TFN "significantly eroding the power of unions to assign default funds"

:thunk:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
A top 10 list of super funds would be chosen by the government every 4 years.

:thunk:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
New legislation would force superannuation funds to appoint independent directors and avoid appointing union officials

:thunk:

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

GoldStandardConure posted:

though you probably should WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES?!

Class traitor. Obviously.

JBP posted:

I'd take 11 weeks holiday as well if someone paid me $150k for banging an intern or whatever.

:same:

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Anidav posted:

Bernie Fraser former RBA governor calls for reform of industry super funds to "level the playing field" by allowing people to choose and lock in a Super Fund for life when they register for thier TFN "significantly eroding the power of unions to assign default funds"

:thunk:

they should do this and make it so if your super fund goes out of business during your 50-60 year working life then you get 0 super when you retire. really incentivise thinking long and hard about your super choice when you’re 14.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Anidav posted:

Bernie Fraser former RBA governor calls for reform of industry super funds to "level the playing field" by allowing people to choose and lock in a Super Fund for life when they register for thier TFN "significantly eroding the power of unions to assign default funds"

:thunk:

Didn't Bernie used to advertise for union super funds?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

You Am I posted:

Didn't Bernie used to advertise for union super funds?

Yes.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
Yesterday Cash refused to apologise for the 'young women/shorten's office' comment she made last time, didn't answer any questions on the AWU issue and claimed public interest immunity on whether she'd spoken to police. Today

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1001392864390070273

Alice Workman @workmanalice

Zed Seselja tells #estimates that Michaelia Cash won't be in estimates tomorrow to answer questions on ABCC, ROC, FWO. He'll be there instead.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

christ cash is an embarrassment

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

bell jar posted:

christ cash is an embarrassment

Can't wait for her to get her own highly paid interview

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

Cash for Comments lmao :haw:

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Les Affaires posted:

Cash for Comments lmao :haw:

eyyyyyyy

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
https://twitter.com/mattdoran91/status/1001616899757625344

:owned:

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Les Affaires posted:

Cash for Comments lmao :haw:

I hope it happens, just so we get this headline

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


Just send her straight to the guillotine, skip the middle man/woman

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah
actually refugees propel their boats by standing at the back and firing their guns

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Cash me outside

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

CrazyTolradi posted:

Cash me outside


how bout dat

Dimebag
Jul 12, 2004
I wonder if they subpoena'd her directly or just every whiteboard in parliament house to flush her out?

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Why exactly is she a minister, if she's not actively doing her loving *job*

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

tithin posted:

Why exactly is she a minister, if she's not actively doing her loving *job*

we asked her but she claimed public interest immunity

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

tithin posted:

Why exactly is she a minister, if she's not actively doing her loving *job*

All about the money and entitlements, gently caress responsibility

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
sebastian is a nice name that i've always liked but i could never call a kid that because it makes me think of sebaceous

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

this broken hill posted:

sebastian is a nice name that i've always liked but i could never call a kid that because it makes me think of sebaceous

I am never having kids but I'd definitely name one Sebastian. works if they're a girl or a boy or neither

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/JoshButler/status/1001640414800035840

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Press conference @1. Gomna declare herself a boat , subject only to maritime law

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

rofl

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

You'd think the LNP would be glad to be able to get rid of another woman from the party.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Michaelia Cash will hold a press conference at 1pm.

Stay tuned.

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BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

rumour is she’s going to reject the subpoena

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