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facialimpediment posted:Brought to you by the makers of Ambien: https://twitter.com/SanofiUS/status/1001824999496404992?s=19 lol  
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Um. This is nuts. https://twitter.com/AP/status/1001831643345227778?s=19 https://twitter.com/JoshKovensky/status/1001832192908161024?s=19 Oh man oh man oh man someone is getting a permanent residence on the couch. https://twitter.com/polina__ivanova/status/1001832998994661376?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 30, 2018 |
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May 30, 2018 15:26
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facialimpediment posted:Um. This is nuts. Holy poo poo, that man got both lucky and that took balls. I hope they got someone they can actually pin something to.
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May 30, 2018 15:34
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CommieGIR posted:Holy poo poo, that man got both lucky and that took balls. Watch Putin shoot down another airliner.
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May 30, 2018 15:50
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facialimpediment posted:Um. This is nuts. Something out of a movie. Jesus Christ.
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facialimpediment posted:Brought to you by the makers of Ambien: https://twitter.com/SanofiUS/status/1001824999496404992?s=19 I haven't seen a headshot like this since the Zapruder Film.
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May 30, 2018 16:00
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So when the hit squad turns out to be state security goons, how does that work?
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MRC48B posted:So when the hit squad turns out to be state security goons, how does that work? That'd be interesting, but unlikely. I'm sure Putin has enough assets running around Ukraine without the need to compromise embedded ones.
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May 30, 2018 16:23
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https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1001848460881035265?s=21 Bob, call the White House
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May 30, 2018 16:32
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What a pissy little baby and he's the president of the united states of america lmao https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1001842584711385088?s=19 That guy is one of the chuds who is always subtweeting trump tweets
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May 30, 2018 16:35
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mlmp08 posted:https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1001848460881035265?s=21 I really don't want to live in this world anymore
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mlmp08 posted:https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1001848460881035265?s=21
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mlmp08 posted:https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1001848460881035265?s=21 He still hasn't tweeted about not getting enough ketchup on his Quarter Pounder.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I haven't seen a headshot like this since the Zapruder Film. I remember an old stand-up bit about cocaine being a "personality enhancer", and the comic was like, "yeah but what if you're an rear end in a top hat?" It was Bill Cosby 
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Hot Karl Marx posted:What a pissy little baby and he's the president of the united states of america lmao It was a sting operation what the gently caress? I think I’m going to stroke out Jesus.
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May 30, 2018 16:42
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Yes he did, but logic doesn’t matter here
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May 30, 2018 16:47
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Hot Karl Marx posted:What a pissy little baby and he's the president of the united states of america lmao I want Jacob Wohl to spend the rest of his life in jail. Also Jesus loving christ Donny, as much poo poo as you talked about the last president and you think you deserve an apology? Yes whatever ABC has said about you is the same thing as blatant racism. Get hosed donny. Turbofucked. You loving orange idiot pissbaby poo poo lord cock suck.
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May 30, 2018 16:50
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How the gently caress does pretending to be killed catch the killer? 
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Wasabi the J posted:How the gently caress does pretending to be killed catch the killer? You watch everyone closely during the announcement to see who fist-pumps or high-fives.
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Wasabi the J posted:How the gently caress does pretending to be killed catch the killer? The local feds knew that he was a target of a GRU hit. They set up protection and such in such a way so that the hit looked successful to capture someone involved with the assassination attempt. Could potentially have needed to follow the hitman to see who he reported to or something like that.
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May 30, 2018 16:58
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So that hitman is going to last about a day in prison right?
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Mr. Nice! posted:The local feds knew that he was a target of a GRU hit. They set up protection and such in such a way so that the hit looked successful to capture someone involved with the assassination attempt. Could potentially have needed to follow the hitman to see who he reported to or something like that. Apparently they caught the killer before, but had to setup the kill site and make it look like it actually took place for the contact for the killer to come out, probably payment after completion of contract. EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:So that hitman is going to last about a day in prison right? Hopefully they are not so stupid as to let him near a prison. Chances are if he does go, its in isolation and its in a secure facility.
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May 30, 2018 17:05
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I like how Rosanne's line is that "the left" left her, not that she's become a rightwing conspiracy weirdo. Used to be, the left was down with calling black people monkeys and propping up anti-Obama conspiracies, but then they radicalized and forced her to be pro-Trump!
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CommieGIR posted:Hopefully they are not so stupid as to let him near a prison. Chances are if he does go, its in isolation and its in a secure facility. The prosecutor won't have a hard sell. "It's us or you walk out the door and take your chances."
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:The prosecutor won't have a hard sell. "It's us or you walk out the door and take your chances." Willing to bet as soon as he got caught he knew he was a dead man. I doubt he has much of a chance either way.
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May 30, 2018 17:22
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The President of the United States is that kid on the playground who picked on you constantly and the second you stood up for yourself he ran crying to the teacher.
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Fister Roboto posted:The President of the United States is that kid on the playground who picked on you constantly and the second you stood up for yourself he ran crying to the teacher. this is the United States in a nutshell
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:guys, the report buttons is not for your hurt fee fees Oh man would it be possible to have a custom report for GiP and it's modeled on that goofy hurt feelings report
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May 30, 2018 18:10
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Stormy Daniels is gonna take down the loving President of the United States. Goddamn. Refreshing this thread like a dope fiend waiting for re-up day.
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May 30, 2018 18:14
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facialimpediment posted:Brought to you by the makers of Ambien: https://twitter.com/SanofiUS/status/1001824999496404992?s=19 Didn't imagine when I woke up this morning that I'd be agreeing with a pharmaceutical company but here... we... are.
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The wording of this makes me think he's using his razor sharp media savvy here as opposed to making some earthshaker announcement. He's speaking to the disclosure of the existence of the tapes as being due to his firm's/Daniels' efforts but not directly addressing their content or even that his office was given access to those tapes. Everyone knew Cohen kept tapes and the recent news about the raid was all about the fact that the FBI catalogued over a million files on Cohen's burner phones which could be recordings, documents, messages, etc.
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Meanwhile, Tom DeLonge is going all in on his personal quest to investigate UFOs. https://www.washingtonpost.com/life...m=.6cfc566c82d1
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Goddammit Avenetti is gonna gently caress this up. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/judge-cohen-case-tells-michael-avenatti-publicity-tour-article-1.4017109 NY Daily News posted:Porn star Stormy Daniels' media-loving lawyer was reprimanded Wednesday by a federal judge who said his "publicity tour" must end if he wants a formal role in the case regarding the investigation of Michael Cohen.
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