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Incoherence posted:He should have signed a Lego-tract with his fiancee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7_Cr6NgAz8&t=163s
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# ? May 29, 2018 14:21 |
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quote:I've officially hit the lowest point in my life. I regularly see prostitutes because it's the only way I can get laid. I have never been on a date in my life at 33 and have never kissed a girl who I didn't have to pay extra to do so. "I felt like taking a risk" I dunno I don't wanna sound like a broken record here but y'know what would be a better idea than treating call girls who try to scam you like therapists, is treating a therapist like a therapist. Stop placing so much value on whether you can get laid and try to get your own poo poo sorted out first. Also they won't rob you, which is great quote:This is lengthy and I didn't proofread this, so apologies. Did a search, this is not on r/r yet which is surprising since I half expected it to be a C+P from there Anyway, I dunno what to tell you, dude, breaking up with people is hard, but it sounds like it's the right thing to do here and both of you know it, and you only haven't done it yet because it's scary. Are you and her mom her only coping mechanisms for her Asperger's? Because if so at least one of you (possibly both) has a thread title to read. Plenty of young nerds stay in bad situations because they figure they'll never find anything better. I assure you that's absolutely not the case.
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# ? May 30, 2018 20:11 |
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Yeah man breaking up sucks but if you aint happy then you aint happy. Don't stay in something that isn't making you happy because we all know how that ends. How do I [50m] tell my wife [48f ] that I've been unhappy for the last 18 years.
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# ? May 30, 2018 20:27 |
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loquacius posted:I assure you that's absolutely not the case.
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# ? May 30, 2018 20:49 |
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Pretty sure that first fesh was already sent in once.
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# ? May 30, 2018 20:59 |
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RFC2324 posted:Pretty sure that first fesh was already sent in once. We've seen stuff like it before certainly but a search for "no reviews anywhere" didn't turn up any other results
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# ? May 30, 2018 21:01 |
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loquacius posted:We've seen stuff like it before certainly but a search for "no reviews anywhere" didn't turn up any other results I definitely remember one with a similar premise, but the fesher actually got robbed but I could be remembering wrong.
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# ? May 30, 2018 21:08 |
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guess searching for "prostitute" would get us WAY too many hits
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# ? May 30, 2018 21:18 |
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also please allow me a quiet lol at the idea that there is a hooker Yelp It sounds absolutely necessary or else more dudes would be getting robbed all the time, sure, it's just a funny idea to me
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# ? May 30, 2018 21:19 |
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If it sounds familiar it's because it actually happens, a lot. Mongering ain't easy.
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# ? May 30, 2018 21:20 |
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loquacius posted:hooker Yelp
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# ? May 30, 2018 21:25 |
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I have a high suspicion the second confessor cheated on his gf and is guilt tripping himself (and possibly being guilt tripped by the mom) into staying in a bad relationship
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# ? May 30, 2018 21:32 |
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Prostitution review websites are awesome because like 1/3 of users subscribe to the "one username for everything" philosophy so you can contrast okcupid tim4569's "I'm just a loveable old fashioned gentleman" scthick with rubmaps tim4569's dismissive review of a trafficked Asian lady's enthusiasm.
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# ? May 30, 2018 22:11 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Prostitution review websites are awesome because like 1/3 of users subscribe to the "one username for everything" philosophy so you can contrast okcupid tim4569's "I'm just a loveable old fashioned gentleman" scthick with rubmaps tim4569's dismissive review of a trafficked Asian lady's enthusiasm. my favorite thing about them beyond that is how almost all of them are just like "yeah i ate her out and i confirmed at least 5 orgasms, that's only something you can get with the connection i have with her guys heh just saying she is wild if you have my technique" etc.
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# ? May 30, 2018 22:34 |
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wait, these review websites are real? where the gently caress do you find them?
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# ? May 30, 2018 23:06 |
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RFC2324 posted:wait, these review websites are real? where the gently caress do you find them? On the internet?
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# ? May 30, 2018 23:10 |
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Lmao what kind of dumbass would use one username for every website, hahaha, what kind of idiot would seriously do that, hahahahaha *furiously clicking delete on all my accounts*
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# ? May 30, 2018 23:21 |
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Years ago I think there was a thread or some article where people were digging through "hooker yelp" for some english region and it was hilarious (and really depressing/pathetic). The most over-used phrase was "fit for purpose", like almost every single prostitute review used it in some way.
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# ? May 30, 2018 23:54 |
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Baronjutter posted:Years ago I think there was a thread or some article where people were digging through "hooker yelp" for some english region and it was hilarious (and really depressing/pathetic). The most over-used phrase was "fit for purpose", like almost every single prostitute review used it in some way. Exactly the words you'd use to describe an appliance. Creepy as hell.
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# ? May 30, 2018 23:57 |
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They mostly shut down or blocked the US because of FOSTA/SESTA, but the big one was https://www.theeroticreview.com/ and yeah it is at least as gross and depressing as you'd expect
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# ? May 31, 2018 00:02 |
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Anne Whateley posted:They mostly shut down or blocked the US because of FOSTA/SESTA, but the big one was https://www.theeroticreview.com/ and yeah it is at least as gross and depressing as you'd expect I feel like we need an euro powered mock thread so us americans can point and laugh and its depressing to me that we have so much censorship in america
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# ? May 31, 2018 00:21 |
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Rubmaps is still up but they appear to have hidden all thier reviews behind registration Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 08:36 on May 31, 2018 |
# ? May 31, 2018 08:26 |
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The only thing I have in the queue now is someone altering the previous fesh to make it all goon jokes ...again, it is the only thing in the queue soooo quote:My therapist attempted to rob me, which unexpectedly turned into attempted prostitution. It was therapeutic. man I use a Windows laptop to develop on a Linux dev server and the struggle is real
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# ? May 31, 2018 15:45 |
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Well I dunno about you guys, but I enjoyed that.
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# ? May 31, 2018 15:51 |
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The first true fesh we've had in this thread....
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# ? May 31, 2018 16:10 |
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Theophany posted:Well I dunno about you guys, but I enjoyed that.
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# ? May 31, 2018 16:11 |
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I want a kotor 2 shirt
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# ? May 31, 2018 16:18 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I want a kotor 2 shirt Order several. Mine keep getting ruined in duels.
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# ? May 31, 2018 16:29 |
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RFC2324 posted:Pretty sure that first fesh was already sent in once. I guess you are thinking of the one where the ‘fesser brought a gun and when the thug jumped out tried to shoot him but the gun wasn‘t loaded? I think the thread made fun of him because it was a Desert Eagle or something?
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# ? May 31, 2018 16:30 |
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Neco posted:I guess you are thinking of the one where the ‘fesser brought a gun and when the thug jumped out tried to shoot him but the gun wasn‘t loaded? I think the thread made fun of him because it was a Desert Eagle or something? Yeah I definitely remember that one now. I'm not sure which one is more pathetic tbh.
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# ? May 31, 2018 16:40 |
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Neco posted:I guess you are thinking of the one where the ‘fesser brought a gun and when the thug jumped out tried to shoot him but the gun wasn‘t loaded? I think the thread made fun of him because it was a Desert Eagle or something? yeah that's the one. guess it wasn't as close as i remember, but close enough to cast goons in a bad light
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# ? May 31, 2018 16:47 |
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Neco posted:I guess you are thinking of the one where the ‘fesser brought a gun and when the thug jumped out tried to shoot him but the gun wasn‘t loaded? I think the thread made fun of him because it was a Desert Eagle or something? Clearly not a master of the sacred art of gun-kata
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# ? May 31, 2018 16:55 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Prostitution review websites are awesome because like 1/3 of users subscribe to the "one username for everything" philosophy so you can contrast okcupid tim4569's "I'm just a loveable old fashioned gentleman" scthick with rubmaps tim4569's dismissive review of a trafficked Asian lady's enthusiasm. I have fond memories of a (gbs?) thread which was just strip club reviews, equally hilarious.
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# ? May 31, 2018 17:13 |
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Maybe I haven't been around this thread long enough but I got a good chuckle out of that one. It's nice that they can negotiate and not make it personal once the battle is over.
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# ? May 31, 2018 19:01 |
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quote:My best friend's husband raped me. Somehow she sided with him, and all our friends sided with her. I have literally nobody anymore. It can be very hard to believe someone close to you did something horrible. You're better off without them; try your best to move on with your life (reconnect with family if possible, and seek counseling) and try to get in touch with law enforcement if you haven't already. This is a very serious thing that happened; don't let your best friend's denial convince you otherwise. quote:Here’s a short and sweet fesh for you goons. I wetly sharted at my brother’s wedding this weekend. Thankfully, I cleaned up my mess well enough to not stain anything except my underwear and dignity, but I spent the rest of the day praying that I wouldn’t mark the white plastic chairs and my pink dress with the brown streak of rear end failure. No one in my family knows, but now a bunch of strangers do! I assumed this was a dude at first (sorry, it's SA) and drat this would be a much bigger problem in a pink dress than it would be in a black or dark-gray suit. Glad you got out of there ok! Those were both super short so here's a third one quote:I think SA may have broken my brain because I'm only mildly unhappy but I think it would be hilarious to die and keep my family holding the bag. and an immediate followup from the same guerrillamail account quote:hey it's all good now I just drank a poo poo load of beer and pissed on her dog and then all over her lexus and i feel a lot better now Not counting this as suicidal ideation because he just seems mad, mods let me know if I'm wrong here ANYWAY y'know what's more constructive than either of these two options, is getting a loving divorce. If you play your cards right it sounds like you could even win custody and then you wouldn't even have to pay child support! (you'd just have to actually support your children but it sounds like you have no problem with them) e: actually in the context of the followup confession I dunno if you could pull that off Don't get drunk and piss on things as a revenge strategy if legal action is a possibility, that's some gold plated advice too the poor dog
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 14:08 |
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dont piss on dogs, piss on your wife
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 14:11 |
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Dude you're supposed to punch dogs
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 14:19 |
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Surely there are marriage counselors that deal with financial issues? This seems like something that could be easily solved with one joint bank account for expenses plus a "fun money" allowance for each of them.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 14:26 |
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Or instead of being dead you could grow a dick and divorce her. Omg that would be so hilarious imagine the look on her face when you divorce her and stop being a narcissistic piece of poo poo and care for your innocent children’s well-being.
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tactlessbastard posted:Dude you're supposed to punch dogs
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