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Bread Zeppelin: Aug 2, 2006; Stairway to Leaven

Randaconda posted:

Utah has Fillmore, Virgin, and Beaver all in a row in I-15.

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Bread Zeppelin posted:

Utah has Fillmore, Virgin, and Beaver all in a row in I-15.

Yeah, but what about their town names?

# ? May 31, 2018 16:18

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://i.imgur.com/CKFBAZ6.mp4

# ? May 31, 2018 16:20

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CKFBAZ6.mp4

That gets me every time.

# ? May 31, 2018 16:24

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

# ? May 31, 2018 16:40

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

zoux posted:

For context:
https://twitter.com/FoxSportsWest/status/1002008081893539840

# ? May 31, 2018 16:49

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Randaconda posted:

Welcome to Blue Ball Village!

Population: YOU

# ? May 31, 2018 16:58

Brocktoon: Jul 18, 2006; Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Arkansas also has Toad Suck.

How is Maryland not Scaggsville?

# ? May 31, 2018 17:25

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Randaconda posted:

https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/status/1001513138829705216

Seriously wondering how Alaska is messing that one up

# ? May 31, 2018 17:37

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

oh for fucks sake, alabama

# ? May 31, 2018 17:41

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

SpacePig posted:

For context:
https://twitter.com/FoxSportsWest/status/1002008081893539840

A whole flock of geese landed right in the middle of the field during a baseball game and did not give two fucks about the players or anyone trying to chase them off. Eventually the mascots got in on it and that scared them enough to disperse them. It was quite a sight.

# ? May 31, 2018 17:46

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Arkansas also has Toad Suck.

Knob Lick, MO > Cooter, MO

# ? May 31, 2018 17:53

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

oh for fucks sake, alabama

I've never been clear on if it's gray or grey. At least with honour, colour, etc. I know the extra u is for the Commonwealth spelling.

# ? May 31, 2018 17:53

Brewmaster: Dec 10, 2007; Hi! I'm awkward.

Samuringa posted:

This is just filled with gems. Thank you Alabama for fulfilling every stereotype we have of you. But it also raises questions. Why are people in Maine so interested in Connecticut? And who needs to know about Yachts in North Dakota?

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Phy posted:

I've never been clear on if it's gray or grey. At least with honour, colour, etc. I know the extra u is for the Commonwealth spelling.

I always heard that it's grAy in America and grEy in England.

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Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/status/1001513138829705216

Seriously wondering how Alaska is messing that one up

lol @ Maine here

# ? May 31, 2018 17:56

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Brewmaster posted:

I always heard that it's grAy in America and grEy in England.

Yeah this is it. But I like the way grey looks better so I use that

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Brewmaster: Dec 10, 2007; Hi! I'm awkward.

Your flippant disregard for minor regional spelling differences immediately made me think of this:

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CityOfLostChildren: Mar 16, 2007

Randaconda posted:

Essex, CT? How did they miss Mianus?

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Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

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Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/status/1001513138829705216

Seriously wondering how Alaska is messing that one up

Loads of drunk people in Vegas trying to spell "probability" lmao.

# ? May 31, 2018 18:14

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

CityOfLostChildren posted:

....How did they miss Mianus?

That's...what she said??

# ? May 31, 2018 18:15

Judas Horse: Mar 24, 2018; ey im walkin simulator here

Randaconda posted:

I know "how could they not pick [city]" but how the gently caress do you miss this

# ? May 31, 2018 18:22

The_end: May 17, 2014

Smut Eye, Alabama was always a weird place to talk about.

# ? May 31, 2018 18:28

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Gayville is a much better pick than Bonesteel for SD I think

# ? May 31, 2018 18:31

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Judas Horse posted:

I know "how could they not pick [city]" but how the gently caress do you miss this

That city is chock-full of hilarious business names, too.

Cumming BJ's Superstore

Slope's House of BBQ Cumming

Etc.

# ? May 31, 2018 18:37

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

biracial bear for uncut posted:

I mean, conjugal visits exist

They are vastly outnumbered by idiots, granted,

# ? May 31, 2018 18:40

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Dry Wood? Stop by Lubers, just one state over!

# ? May 31, 2018 18:43

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this loving pun

:dudsmile:

# ? May 31, 2018 18:45

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/KatraHigher/status/1001983191429861376

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BattyKiara: Mar 17, 2009

Randaconda posted:

Can the rest of the world play? I'd like to nominate this one for Australia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tittybong,_Victoria

# ? May 31, 2018 19:01

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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HenryJLittlefinger posted:

oh for fucks sake, alabama

Phy posted:

I've never been clear on if it's gray or grey. At least with honour, colour, etc. I know the extra u is for the Commonwealth spelling.

"Gray" is Mississippi, my friend. Alabama don't know how to spell their girlfriends relationship to themselves.

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Mezzanine: Aug 23, 2009

Randaconda posted:

this loving pun

For anyone who doesn't get it:
The "Black Lotus" card from Magic The Gathering, which the effect of "Add 3 Mana" or something to that effect.

# ? May 31, 2018 19:04

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Mezzanine posted:

For anyone who doesn't get it:
The "Black Lotus" card from Magic The Gathering, which the effect of "Add 3 Mana" or something to that effect.

Thanks for explaining the joke you barely get yourself

# ? May 31, 2018 19:09

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

The Bloop posted:

Thanks for explaining the joke you barely get yourself

It was helpful, do better

# ? May 31, 2018 19:16

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Arkansas also has Toad Suck.

How did these idiots choose Effingham, NH over DIXVILLE NOTCH

# ? May 31, 2018 19:20

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

The bone grinding machine is called a cremulator. (I suggest reading Caitlin Doughty's book Smoke Gets In Your Eyes for more crematorium info and stories. Some funny and some horrifying!)

Sounds cool, I really liked Stiff by Mary Roach so this seems right up my alley

# ? May 31, 2018 19:24

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

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Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Lol I looked up that book and the cropping for SPOOK is unfortunate here

# ? May 31, 2018 19:30

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Bombadilillo posted:

It was helpful, do better

The car is a lotus and is black and is a very rare and expensive car that the sort of person who wants to brag about having a rare and expensive car would have.

Black Lotus was a magic card in the very first couple limited release sets which they almost immediately realized was overpowered (artifact with zero cost you could sacrifice for 3 mana of any color) and hasn't been reprinted. It is now the very symbol of old valuable out of print collectible game cards (selling for somewhere between a luxury car and a modest single family house) so people who would flash them around have waaay overspent on a card game.

Whether the driver is aware of this irony and is having a bit of a joke at his own expense or whether the car douchebag and CCG douchebag venn diagram is simply a circle is an exercise left to the viewer.

# ? May 31, 2018 19:33