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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://i.imgur.com/qOSzBwN.gifv

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

:randvince:

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

THIS horse has fallen "Head Over Heels" in ~love~ with Mike pence's Bunghole !!!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I like this artist



from GBS don't @ me

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Flavius Belisarius posted:

from GBS don't @ me

this is importnat

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



HORSEFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

he gently caress

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Mike Pence is also a stable genius

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
mike pence hosed a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence hosed a horse and this rabbit is his grandson this loving family

https://twitter.com/Jezebel/status/1004877431709331456

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

how many of the pences aside from mike and mother are even humans?

its like someone took that idea for a bomb that makes everyone wanna gently caress each other and dropped it on a farm in fucksticks indiana

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Feranon posted:

how many of the pences aside from mike and mother are even humans?

its like someone took that idea for a bomb that makes everyone wanna gently caress each other and dropped it on a farm in fucksticks indiana

Mike pence is really Dr moreau and all his kids are the animals

Mother of course was a mare

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



an actual dog posted:

mike pence hosed a horse and this rabbit is his grandson this loving family

https://twitter.com/Jezebel/status/1004877431709331456

haha what the gently caress

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

never trust a Pence around an animal

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


oh yeah I nearly forgot about the horsefucker

and apparently rabbitfucker

thanks thread

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



there is a secret room deep beneath the united states naval observatory

it contains three dozen horse dildos and one very dehydrated stallion

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


thinkin bout dem horses

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Today is the anniversary of Ghostbusters, and I got to thinking...

Who ya gonna call?
HORSE
FUCKER

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



sleeptalker posted:

Today is the anniversary of Ghostbusters, and I got to thinking...

Who ya gonna call?
HORSE
FUCKER

I ain't afraid of no horse
I hear it likes the veeps

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
whitehouse sinkhole created by VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE EXPELLING HORSE CUM FROM HIS ANUS AT HIGH VELOCITY IN THE UNDERGROUND HORSE STABLE

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Do you think Mike Pence watched the Belmont Stakes and if so was he cranking his dick furiously at the time, thinking of being tag-teamed by all the horses?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

PT6A posted:

Do you think Mike Pence watched the Belmont Stakes and if so was he cranking his dick furiously at the time, thinking of being tag-teamed by all the horses?

there is no doubt but he wasn't thinking about it, he was being tag teamed by horses

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

will be uploading my mike pence x justify slashfic to ao3 momentarily

oh wait, it's not fictional

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I would like the triple crown to be won every year so we can all stop caring about it

mike pence wants it to be won every year so he can have the most perfectly pedigreed harem

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
fucks horses op

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Al! posted:

fucks horses op

drat

that's pretty hosed up

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



maybe you'd have more luck if you tweeted at pence, clark-o

https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/1005630807342534657

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
michael kramer richards pence fucks horses

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



horselover fats predicted both potus and vee potus

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

a horse (he fucks)

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

people pay insane money to have their horses hosed by triple crown winners

wonder how many millions in debt pence has rung up in his quest for that ultra-premium S-rank horse nutt

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Feranon posted:

people pay insane money to have their horses hosed by triple crown winners

wonder how many millions in debt pence has rung up in his quest for that ultra-premium S-rank horse nutt

$75 million for Justify’s breeding rights, apparently.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Bobby Digital posted:

$75 million for Justify’s breeding rights, apparently.

:holymoley:

mike best get on his knees to jeezus for a powerball win. it'd be worth every penny to him tho, bless his heart

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


2019:

Vice President Michael Pence Indicted for Corruption in Bizarre "Horsegape" Scandal

He embezzled millions to fund his sex life-with prizewinning stallions!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

mike pence hosed a horse

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Forgot to remember to forget that the Mike Pence has horse nut in his butt.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
hello yes is this the thread where we mention mike pence hosed a horse

because I'm p sure he did

*checks*

yup definitely happened

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

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Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Was watching the Darmok and Jalad episode of TNG when I saw this thread got bumped.

Pence and the Stallion at the ranch.
Pence, his cheeks wide.
Pence, when the Stallion came.

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