Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

tenderjerk posted:

in the scary casinos far, far off the strip that they still need people to go to

as far as I'm concerned nothing exists outside the strip except guns and disgusting strip clubs.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Iron Crowned posted:

I have a feeling if I ever went to Las Vegas, I would never return.

it sucks op

every time i go there i end up bored out of my mind by like day 2

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

i see theyre using less plastic this time

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Gringostar posted:

it sucks op

every time i go there i end up bored out of my mind by like day 2

I would like to know more

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/ReutersPolitics/status/1002638597349085184

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

hobbesmaster posted:

this is not what cheese is supposed to look like


You may not like it, but this is what peak cheese performance looks like.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/KremlinRussia_E/status/1002633805725945856

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
i saw carrot top when i last went to vegas, like 20 years ago

he was funnier than i thought hed be :shobon:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

hobbesmaster posted:

yeah casino buffets are like $60

I go to the different casinos that don't have fancy things like people to scoop up the vomit.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Iron Crowned posted:

I would like to know more

it's basically Disneyland for adults, but instead of rides you gamble money away and instead of characters there are hookers and homeless people

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
When I was too young to drink, or do anything fun, my parents dragged us through Vegas. I played a shitload of Mortal Kombat 2 as Baraka

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

is this something for oligarchs/oligarch kids starting families or something?

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

crazy cloud posted:

my favorite part is ppl acting like there's any way to predict the future at all, relying on telling themselves that the frontier of happening is knowable as a coping mechanism to deal with the existential stress of being aware of their own mortality lmao

:yeah:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Agrajag posted:

is this something for oligarchs/oligarch kids starting families or something?

Russia desperately needs to pump out babies but everyone is dying

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Iron Crowned posted:

I would like to know more

if you've never been before, teh strip has enough gimmicky kitsch poo poo that owns that going on a full 3-day bender full of booze and coke/mdma and spending every waking moment while the sun is down is p cool and i'd recommend it.

but then you sober up and not wroth going back because you've seen it all

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Having to live in the great plains of Canada or siberia is gonna be weird when climate change renders middle latitudes uninhabitable

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
whenever i get depressed about the state of the world i go down the flat earth twitter rabbit hole for a while and it cheers me up... those stupid fuckers

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Agrajag posted:

is this something for oligarchs/oligarch kids starting families or something?

Nazis did exactly the same thing in the early 30s.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Gringostar posted:

did nihilist arbys ever come back?

who cares

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011
but back in the good ol days you could try to cheat and get your fingers broken

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Lawman 0 posted:

Russia desperately needs to pump out babies but everyone is dying

also if you could get the gently caress out you did so in the 90's/00's

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Gravy Jones posted:

whenever i get depressed about the state of the world i go down the flat earth twitter rabbit hole for a while and it cheers me up... those stupid fuckers

have you ever considered...that theyre correct?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


eat arbys

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Good luck trying to get Russians to think anything, especially "the future", matters

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Agrajag posted:

is this something for oligarchs/oligarch kids starting families or something?

FALLING BIRTHRATES

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
If you pay attention closely in all human interactions people are judging your genetic worth
If you look at eye contact you can tell the mogging going on. Public transit/train and a busy downtown area is ideal to observe this

Mog or be mogged

Large populations are unprecedented in human history
Cities witb 1+ mil people are common now
This increaes chances of running into legit 9+/10 male and being mogged

Mog or be mogged

I have noticed chads get mogged by even bigger chads and it tears them apart

The primitive minds wants to establish its genetic superioity and mogging destroys that

Again no1 rule of life mog or be mogged

Your genetics determine the potential of your life

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lorn Wayne posted:

have you ever considered...that theyre correct?

He'd rather be smug and ignorant than do his own research

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Louisgod posted:

as far as I'm concerned nothing exists outside the strip except guns and disgusting strip clubs.

You are not getting real vegas. Watching the locals lose the money they need to stay out of prison and not get the kids taken away again is the best. Plus as a fancy out of towner with money you will get comps for free prime ribs if you pretend to be a gambolizing drunkard.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

crazy cloud posted:

If you pay attention closely in all human interactions people are judging your genetic worth
If you look at eye contact you can tell the mogging going on. Public transit/train and a busy downtown area is ideal to observe this

Mog or be mogged

Large populations are unprecedented in human history
Cities witb 1+ mil people are common now
This increaes chances of running into legit 9+/10 male and being mogged

Mog or be mogged

I have noticed chads get mogged by even bigger chads and it tears them apart

The primitive minds wants to establish its genetic superioity and mogging destroys that

Again no1 rule of life mog or be mogged

Your genetics determine the potential of your life

Kupo!

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Lawman 0 posted:

Russia desperately needs to pump out babies but everyone is dying

Ludmilla Drago is doing her part

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
leave me alone, im just drifting, kupo!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud posted:

If you pay attention closely in all human interactions people are judging your genetic worth
If you look at eye contact you can tell the mogging going on. Public transit/train and a busy downtown area is ideal to observe this

Mog or be mogged

Large populations are unprecedented in human history
Cities witb 1+ mil people are common now
This increaes chances of running into legit 9+/10 male and being mogged

Mog or be mogged

I have noticed chads get mogged by even bigger chads and it tears them apart

The primitive minds wants to establish its genetic superioity and mogging destroys that

Again no1 rule of life mog or be mogged

Your genetics determine the potential of your life

:cawg:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Gringostar posted:

it sucks op

every time i go there i end up bored out of my mind by like day 2

get a car and go to hoover and the desert it owns

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/556102338923229184

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

ex post facho posted:

i see theyre using less plastic this time

drat, a rare successful punch up on an Onion story

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008


Maclean's good?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

This country fucks

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I want to play poker in las vegas

it seems fun

hookers are out though, that's a young (unmarried) man's game :saddowns:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Trabisnikof posted:

get a car and go to hoover and the desert it owns

the desert owns

but joshua tree is way closer to me than vegas

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

crazy cloud posted:

If you pay attention closely in all human interactions people are judging your genetic worth
If you look at eye contact you can tell the mogging going on. Public transit/train and a busy downtown area is ideal to observe this

Mog or be mogged

Large populations are unprecedented in human history
Cities witb 1+ mil people are common now
This increaes chances of running into legit 9+/10 male and being mogged

Mog or be mogged

I have noticed chads get mogged by even bigger chads and it tears them apart

The primitive minds wants to establish its genetic superioity and mogging destroys that

Again no1 rule of life mog or be mogged

Your genetics determine the potential of your life

So is this like those fish that hang around chad fish, and when the chad fish is about to gently caress the stacy fish, they move in and bone them before the chad fish gets a chance?

  • Locked thread