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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
When I'm drunk I gently caress without rhythm

Edit: page sniped like an Imperial wedding party on a bridge

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Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
When I drown my little maker in pussy it exhales the water of life

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Malcolm XML posted:

When I drown my little maker in pussy it exhales the water of life

Did Frank secretly conceive of the water of life as cum and his homophobia made him cause it to kill any man that drank it? Does that mean Paul’s bi?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Did Frank secretly conceive of the water of life as cum and his homophobia made him cause it to kill any man that drank it? Does that mean Paul’s bi?

yes

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Did Frank secretly conceive of the water of life as cum and his homophobia made him cause it to kill any man that drank it? Does that mean Paul’s bi?

yes

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Did Frank secretly conceive of the water of life as cum and his homophobia made him cause it to kill any man that drank it? Does that mean Paul’s bi?

He can access both male and female sides

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Testikles posted:

He can access both male and female sides

:chanipop:

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

I call mine "The Butlerian Jihad" because it's better in concept than execution.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
"Brian Herbert" because no one likes it.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

KJA because of the seminal output.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I call mine "Navigator" because it's big, pockmarked, horribly mutated, and barely recognizable as human anymore.

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

The spice is called melange.
The spice confers power and longevity.
Melange is a French word for variety.

In other words, variety is the spice of life.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Did Frank secretly conceive of the water of life as cum and his homophobia made him cause it to kill any man that drank it? Does that mean Paul’s bi?

this is canon

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
In God emperor he walks back his homophobia and calls gays good shock troopers which might be progress?


Idk everything about dune is very homoerotic tbh

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Paul being bi makes sense

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









basic hitler posted:

Paul being bi makes sense

He's been to the forbidden place (butt/rear end)

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Paul was my teenage hero and i wanted to ride the worm while keeping a powerful space queen for a wife and a crazy murderous desert concubine for a lover just like him. Him being bi makes all the sense in the world

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









He is the Opener of the Way

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Usul= Base of the Pillar
makes sense

Arven
Sep 23, 2007
I call mine the Tleilaxu, because it does weird things to vaginas

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Chairdog, for obvious reasons.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
I call my rear end Shai Hulud because I want Kyle MacLachlan to ride it

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Xaintrailles posted:

Chairdog, for obvious reasons.

Slig, because it's hideous, delicious, and spiritually degrading.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Sappho Juice, because, by will alone, it sets my mind in motion

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



I just wanted to post my appreciation for the last two pages. I was at a music gig tonight and while nervously chain smoking outside the venue before the show accidentally discovered a couple Dune nerds. I was loving slaying them with y'all's quotes that I read just before leaving for the gig, thank you for the anxiety-relieving laughter.

No ones gone for "there is a place... terrifying for women", yet? Cmon guys

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

"The Abomination"

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zeniel posted:

Sappho Juice, because, by will alone, it sets my mind in motion

Also it stained my lips red fyi

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Sea Patrol: Arrakis

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
Sardaukar, because it lives on its fearsome reputation but is actually quite ineffective when put to use.

You all made me get more copies of Dune so I can start reading them again. I dunno what happened to the other ones I had, probably lent them to someone who is now dead to me for not returning them. Anyway just started the first chapter of Dune and am SO PUMPED!

I found these cool old paper backs that have some sweet drawing of desert dudes from the 70's, I love old sci-fi cover artwork almost as much as I love old sci-fi.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Doobydoon: diver planet

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Many vent hoods on Ix. Better than the ones in Reform.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
A third stage tornado... Their minds move in good and messy ways.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Sea Patrol: Arrakis

it kinda makes sense that future descendants of sea patrol might turn into "the fishspeakers"

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

the forms of kanly has been obeyed! *throws scroll into sewer*

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
It is the slaw dog that penetrates the shield.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
They call me Leto II because my dick has long since been subsumed by my hideous chode-like body, rendering me incapable of sex, a fact I feel I need to share with my closest confidants repeatedly.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Arven posted:

I call mine the Tleilaxu, because it does weird things to vaginas

:perfect:

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Mines a computer because nobody’s used it for 10,000 years

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RememberYourMantra
Dec 5, 2005

Don't Have Negative Thoughts

Pillbug
Mine is Gurney-man, because it carries this old pug dog into battle and has known the comfort of his ex-boss’s woman.

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