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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

No, he’s real, and he claims he has the 1,000 signatures needed to get on the ballot. I assume most were people who just signed the petition just to get him away from them. If he wants to commit suicide with a SAW, I’m sure I’m not the only person willing to help him with that.

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Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Diarrhea Elemental posted:

I'm going to go on with the rest of my life assuming you're loving with me and it can't actually be worse than that, for my own mental health and the tiny molecule of faith in humanity I like to lie to myself about still having.

I seriously regret reading an article that was quoting directly from his website. I’m just going to pretend it’s a really elaborate troll to scare the “Normies.”

Also as the SAW comment, I took it more as he wants to murder people with a SAW and claim they committed suicide. He is far from being a rational actor. It’s amazing he’s so brazen yet he’s been married at least twice...

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm not remotely clicking on that link. Is this the guy that AJ picked up?

:confuoot:

The link is to WaPo.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Here's the bit from his manifesto:

quote:

Legalizing barbiturates, heavy machine guns, etc. makes available reliable and peaceful means of suicide for those who need them

So no, actually talking about suicide not as an excuse but an end in itself, :rimshot: but not with some wimpy little SAW.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Forget the police, how has this genetic failure not been lynched by his neighbors.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

:confuoot:

The link is to WaPo.

I don't want to read an article for someone advocating legalizing CP, brody. Unless that emote means he is the guy I was thinking of

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

LongDarkNight posted:

Forget the police, how has this genetic failure not been lynched by his neighbors.

Mob justice brings down property values.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

LongDarkNight posted:

Forget the police, how has this genetic failure not been lynched by his neighbors.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


this hurts my eyes

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

BigDave posted:

Mob justice brings down property values.

Not as much as a pedophile living in the neighborhood.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
They were going to lynch him but they know there are good people on both sides

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't want to read an article for someone advocating legalizing CP, brody. Unless that emote means he is the guy I was thinking of

It's not advocacy, it's more of a public awareness article. I don't think WaPo would support anyone that dumb, this guy is more Alex Jones supporter material.

Or is going to WaPo the political equivalent of me going to infowars?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Tryzzub posted:

anecdotal, but its still very common amongst eastern european immigrants in america, as well as just eastern europe in general has some deeply rooted homophobia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utxb-kzvFZU

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


A first responder to the Quebec City mosque shooting killed herself. Apparently she got about an hour of free counseling that week.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
https://mobile.twitter.com/thecitywanderer/status/1002704282985074689

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Eej posted:

On this gay pride month I gotta ask do any of you guys use or see being used gay as a pejorative because I just had a Discord full of euros, asians and a long islander look like I was an alien coming down from the sky when I said that gay as an insult is greatly looked down upon nowadays.

I hear it being used as a pejorative sometimes but I work with literal middle schoolers for a living.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



From Trump thread, lordy

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nick Soapdish posted:

From Trump thread, lordy

Before the video was posted, that situation sure didn't sound like it actually was.

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/06/02/fbi-mile-high-spirits-shooting/

I mean, they loving clear the dance floor for him AND he does a backflip. Neither thing was mentioned in the original article and it makes a way better story :mad:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

It's not advocacy, it's more of a public awareness article. I don't think WaPo would support anyone that dumb, this guy is more Alex Jones supporter material.

Or is going to WaPo the political equivalent of me going to infowars?

I'm not saying that they're advocating them. I'm saying I don't want to read an article -about- somebody who is advocating for it. While I'm ambivalent about WaPo I don't want them to mistake page views for interest in such an obvious rear end in a top hat. Also, I don't want an article to the tune of "pervert shithead advocates for CP" in my browser history. I just was wondering if it was that same weird dork that Alex Jones grabbed recently.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Eej posted:

On this gay pride month I gotta ask do any of you guys use or see being used gay as a pejorative because I just had a Discord full of euros, asians and a long islander look like I was an alien coming down from the sky when I said that gay as an insult is greatly looked down upon nowadays.

Once every four months I hear, "That poo poo is loving gay. I mean loving lovely. Not that gay is lovely. Uh sorry, you know what I mean."

Edit: i.e. self aware.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Someone did something cool and weird.

http://ekeler.com/game-boy-camera-canon-ef-mount/

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Filing this under completely pointless but surprisingly cool.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nixon put his wife in the hospital?

Is that even physically possible?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Very possible and pretty likely that it wouldn’t get reported on because beating your wife wasn’t much of a crime in the 60s and 70s. Women’s rights have come a long way in the past 50 years.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Well he was military...

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Mr. Nice! posted:

Very possible and pretty likely that it wouldn’t get reported on because beating your wife wasn’t much of a crime in the 60s and 70s. Women’s rights have come a long way in the past 50 years.

I mean, I'm not saying it didn't happen, I just can't picture Nixon having the physical strength to do that.

He was weak, didn't exercise, drank heavily, was riddled with phlebitis, and probably didn't see the sun very much.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Speaking of that, is the Melania No-Show thing still going on?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
She died

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


pkells posted:

Speaking of that, is the Melania No-Show thing still going on?

Oooooh icy cold

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


There's still people sitting in the German parliament who voted against making raping your spouse illegal when it was put to the vote in tyool 1997

e: Looking through the list again it looks like basically all are gone by now

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Jun 3, 2018

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You know.... if you take into account a good beating to the face with tiny little fists she’s been out of the spot light long enough to have any bruises almost heal up by now.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

LingcodKilla posted:

You know.... if you take into account a good beating to the face with tiny little fists she’s been out of the spot light long enough to have any bruises almost heal up by now.

Getting punched in the face by Trump must be like getting slapped by anyone else.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
You ever try to grab a five year old throwing a tantrum?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

FrozenVent posted:

You ever try to grab a 70 year old man with five year old hands throwing a tantrum?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I had the morbid thought of when she first went to hospital that she tried to kill herself.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Anyone else think Trump's team leaked the letters they sent Mueller so they could cry about it and try use it to get support for ending the probe?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Handsome Ralph posted:

Anyone else think Trump's team leaked the letters they sent Mueller so they could cry about it and try use it to get support for ending the probe?

Yes 100%

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Considering Mueller's team hasn't so much as.leaked the time of day, yeah.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Really neat evolution thing going on atm

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-43032061

quote:

A mutant species of all-female crayfish taking over the world is not the latest science fiction film but a real-life environmental thriller.

...

Born to a male and female slough crayfish, a species originally from Florida, the original marbled crayfish had an additional set of chromosomes - a mutation that made her distinct from her parents and allowed her to reproduce without having to mate.

Now officially a separate species, the marbled crayfish can been found in the wild in Japan, Madagascar, multiple European countries and the US.

...

He noted that while they all share the DNA of one mother crayfish, there were some differences in "colouring".

"The animal sequenced here by us in the US was more blue-ish than the ones from Germany and Madagascar," Dr Stein said.

He believes this is where environmental influences may play a role in shaping the unique past of this freshwater crayfish's life. "[Raised] in solitude they have a tendency to be blue", and those socialised with others in their species tended to be more grey, he explained.

Apparently this all happened in a german pet store then one got released.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Handsome Ralph posted:

Anyone else think Trump's team leaked the letters they sent Mueller so they could cry about it and try use it to get support for ending the probe?

Here's what we know:

- Trump lies a lot
- Trump even lies to his lawyers, so his lawyers sometimes don't have the truth
- Mueller's team hasn't leaked a drat thing
- Trump and/or Trump's team is actively leaking poo poo so he can yell on twitter

Definitely a leak on the Trump side, the more interesting question is who the leaker is and why, which we probably won't ever know.

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