Wheeee posted:

i am covinced that twitch is breeding a more hosed up, broken, and ultimately harmful community than reddit could ever dream of

ikanreed posted:

I mean maybe young men who are at risk of falling into that trap can be saved that way.

But self- identified incels? Volcano. Only volcano

Retromancer posted:

Anyone who's ever looked at a twitch chat for more than 2 minutes could tell you this.

Wheeee posted:

i am covinced that twitch is breeding a more hosed up, broken, and ultimately harmful community than reddit could ever dream of

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Jeb! Repetition posted:

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This guide is pretty hardcore and will cost you AT LEAST $100,000 total (although possible closer to $150,000 – $200,000 if you need all the steps done).

This is no joke guide, this is no "trolling". It actually works, but it is close to suicide, since you are basically destroying your old self and rebuilding anew. Let us say that if you want to commit suicide this is probably a better alternative.

This is actual red pill (harsh truth) and will get you laid desired like nothing else. This guide is designed to get the average incel as attractive to females as humanely possible. It uses and abuses every trick in the book.

1. Height: it has been proven over time that ideal height lies somewhere in 6'2''-6'4'' range. If you are below this, limb lengthening surgery is highly recommended to max out your looks. Limb lengthening can get you 2-4 inches of additional height. Height is extremely important in male to female attraction and a boost in a few inches can give you the much needed edge. Google "limb lengthening forums" to find out details. There are now non invasive methods which place the lengthening rod inside the bone and do not require external fixators minimizing chance of infection. Technology and medicine has progressed to a level where this procedure is relatively safe from a good doctor, but will cost you big bucks. This will be the most expensive part of the whole process.

2. Hair: Unless you have God tier skull (you don't, because you are an incel), you need the hair to keep good face framing. Use dutasteride to maintain and regrow hair accompanied with Minoxidil 5% twice a day. If you have recessed beyond Norwood 2 do a FUE (recommended) or FUT hair transplant. This will cost you about 15'000$ including all the drugs and subscriptions. If you are beyond Norwood 5, then tough luck pal, will have to use a hair piece or settle for a transplant to Norwood 3. In the end I would recommend dying hair black or dark if you are caucasian (yes, women like tall, DARK and handsome men). If you are ginger, we will be fixing that later on in later steps. If you are Asian dye your hair blonde (yes, you want to look LESS asian, deal with it). You want to look like a tan skinned white dude as much as possible (stick to the TALL, DARK and HANDSOME rule).

3. Teeth: Biggie. If you have underbite, overbite or uneven bite it affects not only how your choppers look but the shape of your face and jaw as well. Get that poo poo fixed. But under no case DO NOT DO TEETH EXTRACTIONS. Just google John Mew and Mike Mew and look what happened to his father when he did the teeth extractions. You want the fullness in your face, so keep your teeth. Goal of orthodontics is to perfect the bite, increase width of your inferior palate and make your face look better. Don't forget to chew gum daily and Mew to hell and back. Your jaw has to be sore. Google "Mike Mew orthothropics". This process might take you up to 3 years, 4 with jaw surgery, lots of pain and total cost might be anywhere from 5'000$ to 30'000$ (depends on your case and location). Be sure to choose an ortho who cares not only about teeth position, but overall facial (no, not that facial you perv) aesthetics. In the end – don't forget to whiten your teeth and replace any old metal fillings with white fillings so all teeth in your mouth look perfect.

4. Face: Alright, this come AFTER step 3, since that step will improve a lot in your face. So to attract women you need a masculine face. Google "sexual dimorphism" and see what it says about faces of men. Strong brow ridge, narrow eyes, strong cheekbones and strong jaw / chin. You will improve the jaw in step 3. JAW: If you still lack chin after braces and jaw surgery, chin implant is an easy solution and gives a visible improvement. If you STILL lack jaw width (it is unlikely) there is a possibility of jaw implants, but they are messy and very "fake" + you might get your needed jaw width by mewing and roiding in the next steps (yes, roiding can increase masculinity of your face). So if you want to mess with your jaw, put that off a bit. Now the other things: NOSE - if you are asian get that surgery to increase your nose bridge and make your nose more western. If your nose is too big, it honestly is not a problem for a guy unless it looks awful. Nose should fit your face. Nose job cost ranges from 5000 to 10000$. EYES - eyes are window of the soul, so it is a biggie. If you have Asian eyes, get double eyelid surgery asap. No wonder half of South Korea are getting them, it improves the look. You might consider using blue iris lenses to make you look more exotic. Dark eyes are generally not too attractive unless you look extremely macho already. Blue eyes are a little more "beta", but look very cool on races other than white (just google black people with blue eyes). Green are good. What you need is a pronounced limbal ring (google it), if you have muddy eyes and lack it then lenses can give you both the color you think fits you best and the limbal ring. Remember: you are killing your old incel self, do not stick to any idea of being loyal to "yourself" or "your race". You are building a new person here, so changing your eye color is ok. Now, droopy eyes are not the worst thing in a man, since it is relatively masculine, but what you want is eagle eyes (narrow). If it is possible via surgery, consider it. I think it is not though, so might give a pass here. If possible, tint your eyebrows and eyelashes black. It frames the eyes better and always looks good. Your hair has to match though. So anything that deviates from the Chad look you have to fix with facial surgery. If your face is really hosed, Le Fort II and other extreme surgeries might help, but you have to find a surgeon willing to perform them. Remember: you have nothing to lose, so take the highest risks. One important thing to note about surgery on face – avoid fillers. They are just not worth it and look fake. You want your face to consist of BONE not liquid and fatty tissue or foreign implants. So do whatever possible to manipulate the bone growth and shape.

5. Skin: Very important, you want to have nice olive tan smooth skin. Not too pale, not pink, not yellow. If you are black, not much you can do there, but otherwise visit a good doc to get that acne cleared up, remove all blemishes and apply Melanotan II (for non-blacks). Melanotan II will give you darker skin, darker hair color, you will have less appetite and higher sex drive with possibly lower inhibitions. Don't abuse it as it can make you a literal nig. Make sure it is legit by taking it to chemist to get checked after buying it from your drug dealer. This is godsend for gingers as you will literally get away from that beta ginger skin tone and fix the red hair problem (hair will become black / dark brown). For black guys: just don't have acne, not much you can do there.

6. Body: Here we go boyos, the big one. So while you are doing all of the above you should be gymcelling at least 4 times a week (and while you are lengthening your legs you can work your top with light exercises). Sleep well (9 hours), eat well and find a good routine with heavy compound lifts. After about 6 months you will have run out of newbie gains. This is where big guns come into play. If you have a good frame and height already with a relatively wide and masculine face then steroids might suffice. Make sure to use "hair safe" steroids, this is very important. You don't want to get buff and bald, then you will just look like a gymcel. Do your research. GoodLookingLoser had a good guide on steroids. You want to grow in muscle and reduce fat. Visible six pack is mandatory. You have to weight at least 190 lbs with bodyfat in the 10-15% range. Steroids will help you fill your frame perfect. However, if steroids are not enough to make you a big and masculine looking guy due to inferior skeletal frame, there is another secret trick. This one is quite extreme and you should definitely consult a knoweldgeable doctor and keep track of your hormonal changes, but it is HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE. Rich piana said that long time abuse of HGH made his SKULL GROW, his HANDS GREW, his GUT GREW (bad, but hey, what can you do) and his FEET GREW. Yes, that poo poo makes actual new cells in your body so your face and skull will become bigger, wider and more masculine. Ideal for skullcels who have narrow and weak looking faces + Mewers get nice gains for jaw growth. Many of you don't need this, but HGH might be that last extra push that a true mega incel subhuman might need to transform him into mutant Chad. This will cost you a lot. Maybe 1000$ a month if you get it the legit way. A few hundred if you get it illegaly. But you still need to do regular bloodwork and keep track of your health. You don't need to become Rich Piana, he is not aesthetic, but you simply might not have the resources needed to become Chad without HGH if you are a true incel. Otherwise roids should suffice. Don't forget to take dutasteride to offset hair damage from roids. Even the lightest roids increase testosterone which can have a little bit of negative affect on hair. Important thing to take away from this: you want to look like Zyzz or Connor Murphy (the bodybuilder, not hockey player). You can't do this without roids. You want to train big pecs, shoulders for width (females find V shape extremely attractive) and neck with trapeze for thick looking upper frame.

7. Tattoos: Ah, icing on the cake. Once you are roided, tanned to maximum this is the final piece of the puzzle. Get those alpha douchebag tattoos that you see on instagram models (some examples - hxxp://www.cocainecaviar.com/shop/ ). Tattoos like you see on Zyzz are pretty perfect. Half chest, shoulder and arm. You can show off your god tier body and still show you have an edge. Will cost you a few thousand. Don't get hipster or "artsy" tattoos. Stacies think those are gay.

Now you might ask – but HOW will I afford all of this?

Well, some things you can do already now for free (start lifting 4x a week for newbie gains, don't eat junk food, improve your skin) and mew daily. But this brings me to next point:

8. Money: You need to have a good hustle going on. You need to rake in AT LEAST 60k$ a year on hand. 100k$ is good (magic six figures). NO wageslaving for years, NO low paid office jobs. Forget that. Don't be afraid to break the law to get what you want. When you are in doubt just ask "What would Chad do?". Would Chad care about scamming some normans for $$$? NOPE! So do that! There are plenty of blackhat forums online with different illegal methods on making money in short periods of time. For online crime you get less sentences that you do for poo poo like drug dealing, so stick to whatever is less risky. You also have an added BONUS to this: you are actually becoming the ruthless, immoral and dominating, low inhibition thug guy women want. IF in the worst case you get to spend a few years in jail for this (don't do crime that puts you in for more than 2 years), it also works in your favor, since women are ATTRACTED to THUGS as they are one of the most masculine men around. In jail you can work out hard, strengthen yourself, get into fights, get scars and prison tattoos and become tougher. I would not recommend this as it would take time away from other things, but you have to understand that for a Chad this is not the worst scenario and can actually help you in lowering inhibitions and develop DGAF attitude. Many of you have good careers already, so simply save money or even take a loan. Don't worry about paying it back, just change name, emigrate or declare bankrupcy. What will they do? Take away your chin implants or confiscate your roided biceps? LOL, Chad doesn't give a gently caress. He only cares about his goals. BE CHAD and gently caress THE NORMIES (literally and figuritively).

9. Personality: By this point, if you went through all the steps above you should have a pretty DGAF personality already which will attract women. You will have to speak and flirt with every chick you see. Even if she has a boyfriend. (Chad doesn't care). Guys will be extremely intimidated by you and girls will be attracted to you on a primal level. Guaranteed. You will have become what you hate the most, the DOUCHEBAG CHAD. If someone gives you any poo poo, just tell them to gently caress off. The "What would Chad do?" rule really works here. So just answer like Chad and you are good to go.

10. Dick: Now Stacies will want to gently caress your brains out after you have done your transformation, but what about the dick? Many of you here are dicklets (under 7 inches). This is where jelqing comes into play (google Thunders place). You want to have AT LEAST minimum 7 inches in length and 6 inches in width. Dick has to look proportionally big to your body. Do jelqing during this whole transformation period and follow the newbie guys on dick stretching forums. "B-b-b-but is that SAFE?" NO! It is NOT loving SAFE. But WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? You are a LITTLE DICKLET! Stretch that poo poo and TAKE IT SLOW + WARMUP so you minimise risk. Chad doesn't give poo poo about safety, you are in no position to care about safety, what you need are COLD, HARD, RESULTS. Also: always carry a pill of viagra with you. You are a chemical factory at this point, so viagra won't hurt. It will maximise your boner and help you plow the pussy like no tomorrow. TRY IT!

BONUS STEP – BLING: Once you have really maxed your height, looks, skin, muscles, attitude you have to start investing money in your life. Get a relatively good place where you can bring girls (logistics are important, you want to get the birds to bed FAST). You might also want to buy a relatively good car. Don't go overboard on this. Car is not that important. What would Chad drive? A cool looking Mustang will suffice, just keep it clean. Your car has to look like Chad's car, not beta providers car, so avoid hybrids, electric vehicles and anything that looks in any way "gay" or "liberal". Your car doesn't have to be "pretty", it has to be "masculine". You don't really need to buy much bling as your body speaks for itself, but you might buy some diamond ear studs a snapback collection and some tees in style of "Cocaine & Caviar" or similar.

This method will get you all types of girls, from Stacies to cute library girls. When you speak with a less quality girl (nerd, otaku, librarian) just tone down the Chad game and go into your geek mode a bit. These girls will be wet as hell thinking that someone with your body could actually bond with them and be kind to them while ravaging their tight little pussy with an 8 incher and choking them tenderly. Even if they gently caress other guys after you they will be calling for your name. If you think that classy girls will be turned off by you, you are mistaken. Just get yourself a well tailored suit and act more classy, dialing down the douchebag game, and they will be on. Then take them to your place, take off that suit to reveal hardened, scarred and tatted body of your "mysterious past life" and they will gush right there and then. You were not an incel. You were a Columbian drug cartel member in your youth and did some things you regret and want to get your life on track. Stacy will want to use her love to help you change to the positive side. You will have to LIE, a A LOT. Chad does not care about lying as long as he gets the pus pus.

FINALLY:

DON'T talk about your transformation! This will be your SECRET! Destroy all your old photos, cut off all your old friends. People won't understand this. New people in your life have to think that you have a shady past riddled with crime, bad choices and extreme conditions. But you have changed now, you want to "get on track" now. You don't want to talk about your past. Think of Renegade. You might actually consider moving to a different country at this point. This might work if you are very short and leg lengthening gets you to only 5'11'' or something. Just move out to Mexico or China. White guys have extreme advantage in Asian countries. You have to be taller than the general male population in your area. You have to be Chad in comparison to them. If you are Asian, do not live in a white country like UK or USA (relatively white, but what the hell). Move back to Asia. You have more chances of being Chad there. Changing country has added benefit of being able to take loans and not pay them back. When people want to ask you about your past, look a bit sulking and say "I don't want to talk about that right now". I also suggest taking up boxing, BJJ or MMA if you have the time.

NOTHING IN MODERATION

Remember – you, as an incel, DON'T HAVE THE PRIVELEGE to live life in moderation. This whole trip might take you minimum 5 years, maximum about 10.

And if you are not prepared to kill your old self and mutate into artifical man-made Chad, please don't whine about the unfairness of the world.

Resources I recommend:

*Good looking loser site.

*Steroid forums.

*Bodybuilding forums.

*Plastic surgery forums.

*Orthothropics.

*Blackhat and hacker forums.

*Black dragon blog.

McGlockenshire posted:

just look at that blog url. don't visit it. it's just whataboutism over all the other things that kill teens, including suicide (hmm, how? )

now that you've experienced that pain, have another entirely different type of pain. from the context this might be intended to be funny but it's not. read it all, it just keeps getting worse.

McGlockenshire posted:

now that you've experienced that pain, have another entirely different type of pain. from the context this might be intended to be funny but it's not. read it all, it just keeps getting worse.

StashAugustine posted:

okay i think i've got a way to work this 'enforced monogamy' business: we regress to a patriarchal society where women are largely just housewives, but in return we let the housewives unionize

wizard on a water slide posted:

Hell, that's good advice. I've got an even better plan tho -
1. Eat like an adult and work out a couple times a week.
2. Pursue some kind of ambition, literally anything, from advancing in your career to getting a college degree to becoming a successful musician. Anything.
3. Hang out with women and be nice to them.

Incel forums just ban you when you say stuff like that right

wizard on a water slide posted:

Hell, that's good advice. I've got an even better plan tho -
1. Eat like an adult and work out a couple times a week.
2. Pursue some kind of ambition, literally anything, from advancing in your career to getting a college degree to becoming a successful musician. Anything.
3. Hang out with women and be nice to them.

Incel forums just ban you when you say stuff like that right

coathat posted:

You’re depressed and feel like things will never get better how about getting tons of student loan debt.

Heaps of Sheeps posted:

coathat posted:

A romantic comedy is not the answer to life’s problems.

wizard on a water slide posted:

like at the end of the day you're a more effective revolutionary if you're mentally healthy and emotionally tough, and for most people affectionate forms of touch - both platonic poo poo like hugs and sexual activity - have a big positive impact on that

ikanreed posted:

Al qaeda seemed to lean towards recruitment of depressed young men who feel let down by society and rejected by women. Not sure if that's revolutionary exactly, but it's got a similar tilt.

Rodatose posted:

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/336048706853937152

wizard on a water slide posted:

I wonder whether AQ or the DSA has more people in it in 2018 now

also IRL revolutionary activity whether it's giving homeless people blankets or fighting cops or being irritating at anarchist book clubs constitutes #3, in the sense that it gets you out of the house and suggests you have some kind of goals besides continuing to eat and poo poo until you die

rudatron posted:

but only aq managed to figure out how to weaponize incels, and turn them into suicide bombers or car/truck bomb drivers

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

6 inches in width

waht the gently caress

McGlockenshire posted:

good to know you identify with these guys. if you feel yourself sliding into this attitude get professional mental help