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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:53 |
Woefully unacknowledged is the fact that the recent British royal wedding was in a near neck-and-neck TV ratings competition with the premiere of the Channel 5 reality show "Britain's BUTTS", featuring the BUTTS, Britain's Uniformly Tight Tushie Squad, all competing for the title of having "Britain's Best Butt".
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Kthulhu5000 posted:neck-and-neck ![]() |
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A single spectral teat of indeterminate vintage appears above the Bavarian town of Wemding. The areolular apparition last 24 minutes and 17 seconds. The meaning of this is unknown. |
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A statue begins to weep purple fluids that gather into a message: "Uber but for purgatory." |
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it's 1997 and you've just joined an irc channel for the first time and after deciding these people are worth impressing you stroke your chin and to let them know you 'get it' belt out your best ice-breaker; "i drink therefore i spam LOL"
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FactsAreUseless posted:Anyone may use this picture for a thread: I like milk I mean everyone likes milk but I really like milk |
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School Bus songs but they are sang by downtrodden adults on a city bus. |
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ButtTheShitmanFart posted:School Bus songs but they are sang by downtrodden adults on a city bus. 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around Then bring it to the recycling center so we can get the deposit back CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Ring around the rosie, Pockets full of posie, Oxy Oxy we all fall down. |
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The wheels on the bus cost a lot of money |
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Miss Suzie had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell, Miss Suzie's life was empty, A steamboat wouldn't |
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Help me operator, The suicide hotline, If you do not connect me, I'll down pills with bottled |
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Winding down the day, Old sitcoms on repeat, Tomorrow won't be better, This life has got me |
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Beating off to telemarketers, How did it come to this? Passed out in the bathroom, In a pool of my own |
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Pistol in my mouth, I'm doing it this time, Don't you try to stop me, It's better I just |
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Dicing up tomatoes, Spaghetti by the ton, Bag and freeze the leftovers, Another meal for |
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One day something's coming, To put it to an end, When the reaper comes to beckon me, I'll greet him as a |
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the wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round full of sound and fury signifying nothing
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Cubone posted:One day something's coming, Brilliant. |
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These are all great. Cubone...:chef kiss: so good. |
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Interpretive "I gotta pee" dance
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post-pee dance that tells everyone else where to find the toilet |
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Cubone posted:Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Cubone posted:Help me operator, Cubone posted:Winding down the day, Cubone posted:Beating off to telemarketers, Cubone posted:Pistol in my mouth, Cubone posted:Dicing up tomatoes, Cubone posted:One day something's coming, https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Manifisto posted:post-pee dance that tells everyone else where to find the toilet |
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A final fantasy vii walkthrough communicated entirely through pheromones |
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The first and only semaphore novel. |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:The first and only semaphore novel. flag operator, with increasing frenzy: for twelve years you have been asking, who is john galt? this i-- *dies of cardiac arrest*
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A pornographic scented candle. |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:A pornographic scented candle. *sniff sniff* "is that sloppy vulvae i detect?" |
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elmo from sesame street but he retires and is replaced by muppet steve bannon
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Plant MONSTER. posted:*sniff sniff* "is that sloppy vulvae i detect?" Close! It's actually horny MILF |
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clothes for fish hats for fish accessories for fish
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A flounder struggles to use glasses. |
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The latest in poncho fashion for squids. |
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*fish tips fedora* m'mermaid |
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Jellyfish wearing a Big Dog t-shirt, "I don't have a mind for fashion." |
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shark flip-flops that fit over their fins
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Codpieces™: hairpieces that make you look like a cod
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