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SKULL.GIF posted:all it would have taken is her going outside for a walk
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Jun 3, 2018 23:08
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I think she's spending every waking moment with her son right now. theyre BOTH dead???????
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Jun 3, 2018 23:09
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dead set on playing minecraft nonstop!
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Jun 3, 2018 23:21
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so i hadn't heard the plastic surgery rumor yet https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1003379711593078789 and my initial thought is no, there's no way but what if it was plastic surgery following a brutal beating at the huge, manly hands of our president?!
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Jun 3, 2018 23:23
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Melanime Trump
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Jun 3, 2018 23:27
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i feel like melania should be able to take donald in a fight unless the secret service stepped in or something because the guy is a fastfood eating couch potato geezer
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Jun 3, 2018 23:27
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Jun 3, 2018 23:29
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Jeb! Repetition posted:The mainstream media is talking about it. CNN, Newsweek, The Hill and the Guardian have all run stories. Multiple from CNN that surprises me. i actually do not watch tv.
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Jun 3, 2018 23:32
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there has to be rumors coming out of what is happening but it's just not being reported on due to the inability to verify or wanting to protect her privacy by the media is this what being a conspiracy theorist feels like
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Jun 3, 2018 23:33
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univbee posted:Nah it’s cool, she posted on Twitter. No one else could have done that. Disregard the use of Donald vocabulary and double spacing after periods. see that's the most disturbing thing, i heard she tweeted the other day and i was like "oh ok, guess that meme is dead" but then i get Back On Line and find out that the tweet was obviously just donald sockpuppeting her account i know it's 2018 and all but the first lady hasn't been seen or heard from in weeks and her known abuser husband is pretending to be her on twitter. and oh btw he also let a hurricane kill more people than 9/11. and the reaction to both of those things just seems to be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's like everyone's death crew now
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Jun 3, 2018 23:40
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Feranon posted:see that's the most disturbing thing, i heard she tweeted the other day and i was like "oh ok, guess that meme is dead" but then i get Back On Line and find out that the tweet was obviously just donald sockpuppeting her account no one can do anything about any of these things so what other response is there
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Jun 3, 2018 23:42
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https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1001789353197260800 https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1003301714794110977 Kristen Welker (@kwelkernbc) has not tweeted or retweeted anything about Melania.
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Jun 3, 2018 23:44
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"if we put her into a coma she can't leave me!" - a healthy man
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Jun 3, 2018 23:46
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succ posted:there has to be rumors coming out of what is happening but it's just not being reported on due to the inability to verify or wanting to protect her privacy by the media I mean, we are theorizing about a conspiracy to cover-up the circumstances of the First Lady's disappearance from the public eye, so uh... yes.
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Jun 3, 2018 23:48
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Look she got an advanced copy of fortnite for switch and has been doing whatever you do in that game for months.
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Jun 3, 2018 23:48
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1001789353197260800 Also there are Melania stand-ins anyway so no proof no proof you are the proof!
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Jun 3, 2018 23:52
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Zokari posted:what other response is there   
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Jun 3, 2018 23:58
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ok well lemme pull my magic lamp out of storage and wish for society to rise up against their oppressors
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Don't believe his lies
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Jun 4, 2018 00:19
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1001789353197260800 why is everyone ignoring the real news, which is that ghosts are real and this man saw one
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Jun 4, 2018 00:21
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it would be trump as hell for him to just have her hidden from public view for a bit to gently caress with people
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Jun 4, 2018 00:29
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Jose posted:it would be trump as hell for him to just have her hidden from public view for a bit to gently caress with people that'd require a brain-thinky
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Jun 4, 2018 00:32
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Jose posted:it would be trump as hell for him to just have her hidden from public view for a bit to gently caress with people I've thought this is a likely possibility for a while
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Jun 4, 2018 00:39
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27.5 days is the over/under on how many days she’ll be missing before NPR reports on it. 35.5 for Fox News
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Jun 4, 2018 00:44
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It seems oddly fitting that the man who delights in separating immigrant children from their mothers would separate his own child from his mother.
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Jun 4, 2018 00:47
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1001789353197260800 new theory: melania has stopped showing up in recordings but is otherwise fine
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Jun 4, 2018 00:51
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Iridium posted:so i hadn't heard the plastic surgery rumor yet It's as likely she'd go under the knife because she's at/approaching the age where Trump generally dumps his wife for a younger, hotter woman and put the old one through a messy, painful divorce process. Not that that matters now that she's dead, after all.
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Jun 4, 2018 01:23
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Captain_Maclaine posted:It's as likely she'd go under the knife because she's at/approaching the age where Trump generally dumps his wife for a younger, hotter woman and put the old one through a messy, painful divorce process.
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Jun 4, 2018 01:40
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the ghost of melanie wearing a bedsheet over her head appears to trump but he mistakes her for jeff sessions
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Jun 4, 2018 01:41
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Jun 4, 2018 01:41
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:This does not strike me as something that Melania would do proactively, and if Trump pressured her into getting plastic surgery (right after she rolled out Be Best), that would absolutely have leaked by now. Like I said it's all academic, unless her corpse turns up because she is, as we've established, dead.
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Jun 4, 2018 01:41
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what aemon saw was clearly a weekend at bernies situation. the question is, is she merely a lifeless corpse or is she animated by nonspecific Caribbean magics
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Jun 4, 2018 01:49
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maybe shes a vampire now
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Jun 4, 2018 01:52
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I think we’re past the botched cosmetic surgery window, if she was recovering from a procedure they woulda mentioned it by now. She’s either: Recovering from a savage trump beating Holed up in Trump tower Dead
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The Nastier Nate posted:I think we’re past the botched cosmetic surgery window, if she was recovering from a procedure they woulda mentioned it by now. i'm still holding out hope for the russian nerve gas retaliation. but if she were holed up in the tower i feel like either they'd have issued a statement to say, like, she went back to focus on something or whatever, OR we'd have paparazzi that would have come up with something by now. if she was in NY someone would have seen her surely.
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she is probably under an intense nda and wouldnt be able to so much as like a tweet if she was told by trumps legal team that she was on communications lockdown which is moot since she dead
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Jun 4, 2018 02:05
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i think ice decided shes an illegal immigrant and either deported her or put her in a concentration camp because who else would be able to disappear someone that thoroughly
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Proposal: Trump's second visit to Melania in the hospital was to smother her with a pillow.
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