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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Joementum posted:

tfw you're really good at doing crimes



give this man a peace prize

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

quote:

he story is this: a mad scientist travels back in time to the Civil War. He gives Stonewall Jackson the robot arm -- after Stonewall's real arm had been shot off (true) and he faked his own death (maybe not true) -- to dig 15 feet underground to find The Beale Treasure, a real treasure that's supposedly buried at that depth somewhere near Natural Bridge. The scientist needs the gold to fuel his time machine, but Stonewall -- loyal to the Lost Cause -- may just keep the gold to bankroll the Confederacy.

Meanwhile, cannon blasts from invading Yankees have awakened hibernating dinosaurs in nearby Natural Bridge Caverns ("Deepest Caverns on the East Coast," according to its billboard just down the highway). The dinosaurs are attacking Stonewall, so the mad scientist sends an army of Mr. Slimes to help turn the prehistoric beasts against the Yanks, who already have their hands full trying to convert the creatures into Weapons of Mass Destruction against the South.

"I try to explain it on a few signs," said Mark, "but I don't know how many people read signs any more."

As for Abe Lincoln, Mark said that the President is here because he was using a quiet cabin in the woods to write the Gettysburg Address -- until most of it was stolen by a flying dinosaur. "That's why the final version was so short."
seems legit

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

FAUXTON posted:

Hey this Vegas hockey team is kind of out of weird tricks to win games it looks like

gently caress them, but also gently caress the Caps, IMO.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Apraxin posted:

here is a quote! *silence*

the quote is from trump! *woooooooooo*

jk, the quote is from obama! *reeeeeeeeeeee*

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

DryGoods posted:

hachi machi, you're wearing my av. now, a little piece of me is inside you, always

:pisstape:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVHYjHapvsY

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

DryGoods posted:

hachi machi, you're wearing my av. now, a little piece of me is inside you, always

fkn av vampires of c-spam

hail satan

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


TRUMP

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
That wasn't Melanie.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/nkulw/status/1003785668278005761

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


"see ya im gonna go out n do some crimes lmao :hehe:"

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Go Birds

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

should be the new smiling version imo

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1003811739442524160

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
Carter Page lookin good:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



I loving love this

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I ...

what

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


GIMME MORE MANAFORT CONTENT

AWOOOOOOOO

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



We really dodged a bullet by not electing a criminal to be President, you know

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


wow

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



*extremely dr. strangelove voice* zank u sir

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

A Handed Missus posted:

GIMME MORE MANAFORT CONTENT

AWOOOOOOOO

:viconia:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://i.imgur.com/jfSGnkp.gifv

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Bearjew posted:

We really dodged a bullet by not electing a criminal to be President, you know

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

did melania do the thing

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Get this



Paul


























Manafart



lmao

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/911572182060453893

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


But what if,
get this,

it's not?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

lmao

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
i mean he's right, but at the same time the white house can effortlessly fly in a few thousand chuds who'll stand at attention for a full hour while the anthem plays, or two hours, or ten, and then bow down and thank god-emperor trump for the privilege, after which fox will interview every single one of them proclaiming their undying love for the best president ever

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

bolton got blueballed over NK tho

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/966861217192013824

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
comey tapped his manafort! UNCONSTITUTIONAL

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i bet there are a lot of ppl who would be willing to live large for 25 years like manafort did even if it meant having the whole world come tumbling down on them at the end of it like manafort is experiencing

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




trps insane refusal to have anyone else cancel on him before he can cancel on them is something else

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