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Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Guys why are you holding out on him? Everyone knows The Snake (http://sexpositions.club/positions/169.html) is the bestest position ever.

The Overpass (http://sexpositions.club/positions/175.html) aint bad either.

Masonity fucked around with this message at 00:51 on May 24, 2018

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Geoj posted:

Generally in the porn world "softcore" denotes content that features a model/models in varying states of undress, but typically without any sexual contact or penetration. Sounds like your girlfriend wants what is considered "hardcore" but produced and intended for a female audience.

My wife got interested in porn about this time last year and found this feminist porn blog that you and your girlfriend may find useful.

On that note, she might like filthyfigments.com. Porn comics drawn exclusively by women and non-binary folks.

HamsterPolice
Apr 17, 2016

How often do you guys get STD tests? Assuming you're sexually active

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Officially every 6 months. Realistically every 5-7 months because it's not like a hard hard rule.

Plus 3 weeks after any accidents like a condom slipping off inside or splitting.

HamsterPolice
Apr 17, 2016

Masonity posted:

Officially every 6 months. Realistically every 5-7 months because it's not like a hard hard rule.

Plus 3 weeks after any accidents like a condom slipping off inside or splitting.

How much is it usually? Do you just ask your PCP to do it?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
You may be able to find clinics that are cheaper or free, like NYC's city-run clinics or Planned Parenthood.

3 weeks after a condom break isn't going to do much since it's still in the false negative window for almost everything.
https://www.thestdproject.com/std-testing-windows-when-to-get-tested-stds/
https://smartsexresource.com/health-providers/hiv-tools

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Literally never in my life. I do give blood regularly though so I think they'd let me know if anything came up from that?

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




sebzilla posted:

I do give blood regularly though so I think they'd let me know if anything came up from that?

Yeah... that's not how that works.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Showed this to my wife and she said even with a perfect and hairless rear end, she still wouldn't want to be hosed like this.

Maybe just not be an rear end woman? :shrug:

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Johnny Truant posted:

Yeah... that's not how that works.

I'm pretty sure the ARC has some kind of disclaimer to the effect of "don't donate blood to get a HIV test" when you donate, or at least did when I last gave blood some years ago.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

sebzilla posted:

Literally never in my life. I do give blood regularly though so I think they'd let me know if anything came up from that?
Get tested.

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

HamsterPolice posted:

How much is it usually? Do you just ask your PCP to do it?

I'm British so it's free. I go to a really cool clinic which only exists for std testing. It was purpose built for it.

Anne Whateley posted:

3 weeks after a condom break isn't going to do much

Good to know. It's only happened once and with a trusted partner who follows the same schedule but I'll bare that in mind if it happens again. And probably still do a 3 week one to try to catch some nasties early but also a later one too.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
So, I want to be better to give MY GIRLFRIEND orgasms, and most tutorials on the web seem awfully specific to one kind of method, and most that I can find are bad/MRA poo poo.

She floated the idea that I sign on to Oh My God Yes, though we're kind of flat broke. I'd be happy to do it if it's good though, have any of you tried it?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Tias posted:

So, I want to be better to give MY GIRLFRIEND orgasms, and most tutorials on the web seem awfully specific to one kind of method, and most that I can find are bad/MRA poo poo.

She floated the idea that I sign on to Oh My God Yes, though we're kind of flat broke. I'd be happy to do it if it's good though, have any of you tried it?

I'd never heard of it. But I don't know what use a 62-part video series on pleasuring a woman could be when women like different things. Your girlfriend should already know what pleases her, or if she doesn't you're better off just experimenting and communicating.

I'm also put off that site by it referring to its video series as a season. What, did they release it one video at a time like a piecework magazine? "In issue 5, we teach you how to find the clitoris. In issue 6, learn what to do with it!" It'd give a whole new meaning to "coming next week".

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




She Comes First is a good book for it, if you can get it cheap I'd suggest that instead.

Also lots of practice and listening really well during said practice.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
I got my wife a Magic Wand for Xmas a couple years ago, and it was the best present ever. She uses it basically every day.

The issue is that also uses it during sex. It helps her get off easy every time, which is great, but it really limits our options due to its size.

Recommendations on a smaller vibrator with roughly the same feel and strength as a Hitachi Magic Wand?

Thuryl
Mar 14, 2007

My postillion has been struck by lightning.

Slaan posted:

I got my wife a Magic Wand for Xmas a couple years ago, and it was the best present ever. She uses it basically every day.

The issue is that also uses it during sex. It helps her get off easy every time, which is great, but it really limits our options due to its size.

Recommendations on a smaller vibrator with roughly the same feel and strength as a Hitachi Magic Wand?

The CalExotics Inspire is basically a smaller version of the Hitachi that packs just as much power. Be warned that the negative reviews are mostly valid complaints: it heats up significantly during extended use, and the spot where the cord connects to the vibrator is a weak point that's eventually going to fail on you (mine lasted about 6 months of regular use, which isn't too bad).

fartzone_42069
Oct 11, 2009

May be a goon doc thing. Dunno. I'm not too concerned, but obviously concerned enough...

I'm having an intimate relationship with a 36 year old female. She's had an IUD for 5 years. A few days ago she got her IUD replaced with a new one (standard procedure). No big deal. GYN said use condoms for 2 weeks.

Last night, condom broke because I'm an idiot who can't use a condom correctly. Full load.

Anyway. Age isn't a factor to me. Women in their 40s get pregnant.

She's willing to take Plan B. Should we do that? She hasn't had a cycle in years. The new IUD was in place already for a few days. So I dunno. Even catching a full ejaculation, I think the chance of conception is astronomically tiny.

What do you think? Would Plan B be worth anything more than just a bit of peace of mind? It's probably expensive, which isn't a huge deal. But, she gets Chron's flare ups sometimes and stuff. I know Plan B makes a woman sick and stuff.

I dunno. Whatcha think?

Thank You :)

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Better safe than sorry. Plan B can make you feel crappy for a day or so, but everyone I know that's used it says it's worth the peace of mind. I have no idea if Chrons can have a negative interaction, though.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
The whole point of an IUD is preventing pregnancy, they don’t need a run up to efficacy when they’re placed. If she wants advice on birth control, and especially interactions with crohns, she should call her gyno or at minimum ask the pharmacist.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


That's right, I forgot IUDs are typically effective from day 1. Odd that the gyno recommended condoms anyways. Mocking Bird is right - call and ask.

fartzone_42069
Oct 11, 2009

It's a Mirena which is the standard IUD. GYN said wait two weeks before testing it's sperm-rejection skills. I dunno. Doesn't make sense to me either. How's anything gonna implant?

I think we good. :)

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

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Just gonna note that if someone does somehow manage to get pregnant with a Mirena or other IUD there is an increased chance of it being an ectopic pregnancy so if you do start getting weird pregnancy like symptoms please check it out before your fallopian tube ruptures and you die

but yes, extremely unlikely

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tias posted:

So, I want to be better to give MY GIRLFRIEND orgasms, and most tutorials on the web seem awfully specific to one kind of method, and most that I can find are bad/MRA poo poo.

She floated the idea that I sign on to Oh My God Yes, though we're kind of flat broke. I'd be happy to do it if it's good though, have any of you tried it?

I read this, https://www.amazon.com/She-Comes-First-Thinking-Pleasuring-ebook/dp/B000FC1PRK , and while my girlfriend came out shortly after as asexual, she did say that she would have liked it, if she were capable. I think it makes you a better poster as well.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

Honestly, it's a good thing for anyone, no matter their gender preferences, to take a minute to explore how they can get their partner off. It's a rewarding bit of effort for everyone involved.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




silvergoose posted:

She Comes First is a good book for it, if you can get it cheap I'd suggest that instead.

Also lots of practice and listening really well during said practice.

Hmph ;)

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Public libraries have sex books too.

Also, my wife and I like Adina Rivers on YouTube. Here is a video about pussy massage.

16pcCutlerySet
Jun 6, 2017

deplorable
Checking back in from a few pages ago, y'all saved my sex-life's life so thank you so much. Problem solved by Goons. Who'd have thought it.

Gejimayu
Mar 4, 2005
spaz
Ive been wanting to get a hitachi magic wand for a while and finally went to bite the bullet but amazon reviews on the "original magic bullet" seem mixed. Even the official looking one has people claiming its counterfeit. Can anyone point me towards a verified/tested product?

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

16pcCutlerySet posted:

Checking back in from a few pages ago, y'all saved my sex-life's life so thank you so much. Problem solved by Goons. Who'd have thought it.

Long time lurker here. What ended up working for you?

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gejimayu posted:

Ive been wanting to get a hitachi magic wand for a while and finally went to bite the bullet but amazon reviews on the "original magic bullet" seem mixed. Even the official looking one has people claiming its counterfeit. Can anyone point me towards a verified/tested product?

https://www.amazon.com/Hand-Held-Personal-Massager-Attachment/dp/B001BZYGWQ/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1528240655&sr=8-1&keywords=Hitachi

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I will warn you that ime the hitachi is pretty weak, it's baby first jill machine. If you're like my gf, and you want your bits to get hosed up worse than the mix-ins at cold stones I would recommend something like this https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/clit-vibrators/sp-satisfyer-pro-next-generation-104151.aspx

16pcCutlerySet
Jun 6, 2017

deplorable
ed: NVM

16pcCutlerySet fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Jul 4, 2022

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Gejimayu posted:

Ive been wanting to get a hitachi magic wand for a while and finally went to bite the bullet but amazon reviews on the "original magic bullet" seem mixed. Even the official looking one has people claiming its counterfeit. Can anyone point me towards a verified/tested product?

I bought this cordless version, my girlfriend loving loves it, and the cordless is legit awesome, no issues with battery life.

https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/wand-massagers/sp-magic-wand-rechargeable-100664.aspx

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

PittTheElder posted:

I bought this cordless version, my girlfriend loving loves it, and the cordless is legit awesome, no issues with battery life.

https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/wand-massagers/sp-magic-wand-rechargeable-100664.aspx

Plus, if it does run out, you can use it while it's charging.

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


After exchange rate, the cheapest place to get a Magic Wand Rechargable is probably http://www.comeasyouare.com/

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Hey are there any pee fetish people itt I have a question about your lifestyle

Gejimayu
Mar 4, 2005
spaz

Turtlicious posted:

I will warn you that ime the hitachi is pretty weak, it's baby first jill machine. If you're like my gf, and you want your bits to get hosed up worse than the mix-ins at cold stones I would recommend something like this https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/clit-vibrators/sp-satisfyer-pro-next-generation-104151.aspx

I went with your recommendation. Ill return with a trip report.

BB2K
Oct 9, 2012

purple death ray posted:

Hey are there any pee fetish people itt I have a question about your lifestyle

i dabble

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immoral_
Oct 21, 2007

So fresh and so clean.

Young Orc

BB2K posted:

i dabble

Don't you mean dribble?

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