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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Every MLB team will dutifully show up.

Yeah he's just gonna invite the teams that have the fewest amount of black people on them. Pretty sure the NBA is already essentially banned after the Steph Curry incident last year, this'll probably do it for the NFL.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


a neat cape posted:

It's the Warriors, lebron

The last team to win the NBA championship did not do a white house appearance, mind you.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Please keep Steve Smith away from a microphone during these trying times.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

iospace posted:

The last team to win the NBA championship did not do a white house appearance, mind you.

also a "you can't fire me, I quit!" moment from President Goodbrains.

Solanumai
Mar 26, 2006

It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!
imo the Eagles should go hang out with Obama instead.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Shere posted:

imo the Eagles should go hang out with Obama instead.

This would have been amazing just to see Piss Boy have a meltdown.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Shere posted:

imo the Eagles should go hang out with Obama instead.

He's a Bears fan though.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

iospace posted:

He's a Bears fan though.

Pretty sure he'd still hang out with them to piss off the Retard-In-Chief.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

pubic works project posted:

Pretty sure he'd still hang out with them to piss off the Retard-In-Chief.

There's a thing where you're supposed to kinda let the next president do what they want and he might not want to mess with that.

So obviously the Warriors or Cavs should do this because he couldn't resist shooting hoops with them.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

zimbomonkey posted:

Please keep Steve Smith away from a microphone during these trying times.

Gettleman was supposed to replace the cancer at the front office but not like this

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/1004074207226064896

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Oh, that's why every dog in a 5 mile radius is barking their heads off.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I hope all you Eagles fans enjoyed your America Five Minutes where Trump said the dead soldiers love him and then they played God Bless America, which is not the national anthem.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/tfurlong/status/1004078159594172416

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


the answers he did recieve:

3 people said "Carson Daly"
1 person said "Nick Carson"
1 person said "Mick... Nabb? I think?"
1 person said "I'm sorry I can't talk now the national anthem is playing and I'm respecting it"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

DC Murderverse posted:

the answers he did recieve:

3 people said "Carson Daly"
1 person said "Nick Carson"
1 person said "Mick... Nabb? I think?"
1 person said "I'm sorry I can't talk now the national anthem is playing and I'm respecting it"

I'm sure one person said "Tom Brady" with a straight face and you can't tell me otherwise.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

even better

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1004080630337073154

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

No one will notice if I pretend to say the words.

Crap, no one else is singing.

Better just stand here smugly until they say God Bless America again.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
AMERICA HOUR seems to have been a tremendous success
https://twitter.com/NoahGrayCNN/status/1004084045918203904

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Hahahahaha this poo poo is just hilarious. A never-ending joke.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
i know most of the sports rallys i attend, people wear button up shirts and slacks. team attire is for game day only, son.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

pubic works project posted:

Hahahahaha this poo poo is just hilarious. A never-ending joke.

yea, it's a good thing we're not the dominant superpower with an imperial army that dwarfs our closest ten rivals put together or something.

Aw beans.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/carinabergfeldt/status/1004082987099664384

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/TorreySmithWR/status/1003970426010292224


Narrator: Donald Trump did not, know the words.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Lmao that guy is my hero

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

JR Smith shows up at the White House wondering why none of his teammates are there.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

seiferguy posted:

JR Smith shows up at the White House wondering why none of his teammates are there.

hahahaha this would be the best. Holding a bottle of Henney in each hand.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

pubic works project posted:

hahahaha this would be the best. Holding a bottle of Henney in each hand.

Shirtless

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

pubic works project posted:

hahahaha this would be the best. Holding a bottle of Henney in each hand.

"hey big o, let's have that dunk contest"

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


SKULL.GIF posted:

New statement

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1004029797352296449

I can't wait for whenever Trump visits Philly next :allears:
He never will. He'll stick to central PA or one of the red suburbs

Solanumai
Mar 26, 2006

It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!
Yeah speaking from personal experience there are plenty of places in PA where Obama is a secret African Muslim and NFL players are spoiled babies who hate America and don't support are troops.

e: Malcom Jenkins released a decently worded statement:

https://twitter.com/MalcolmJenkins/status/1004049505812172800

Solanumai fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jun 6, 2018

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
Gonna have a hard time winning PA as a Republican if the Philly burbs turn too hard against you, and the Philly burbs are just as irrationally rabid Eagles fans as the city is.

quote:

The Philadelphia Eagles' White House contingent would apparently have been a party of one, as quarterback Nick Foles was the only player planning to attend the ceremony, according to NFL Network's Mike Garafolo.

https://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/1554347

FuriousxGeorge fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jun 6, 2018

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Gonna have a hard time winning PA as a Republican if the Philly burbs turn too hard against you, and the Philly burbs are just as irrationally rabid Eagles fans as the city is.


https://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/1554347

His dick would've been so huge in Trumps hands

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Less Trump and more dudes graduating

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Gonna have a hard time winning PA as a Republican if the Philly burbs turn too hard against you, and the Philly burbs are just as irrationally rabid Eagles fans as the city is.


https://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/1554347

This is even better than the Warriors, because I'm sure Donnie convinced himself that there were individual Warriors who wanted to go but were silenced.

If Nick Foles, and literally only Nick Foles, was going to show up, that demonstrates that, no, 52/53 hate his guts.

No wonder he threw a tantrum.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
I'm definitely being judgmental but I thought for sure Wentz would be the one player from the Eagles most likely to go

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Vertical Lime posted:

the captials are one win from the cup and are led by a russian

there's your exception


Trump: Welcome the 2018 Stanley Cup Champions!

Ovechkin: Putin sends his regards.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think the loser of the superbowl should have to visit Trump. Fly Eagles Fly.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Brady's still in hot water for not going last time lol

It'd be cool if from now on the winning team hosted a huge cookout or something with local charities and invite other teams to join in. gently caress giving a toddling tantrum a photo op.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


FuriousxGeorge posted:

The Philadelphia Eagles' White House contingent would apparently have been a party of one, as quarterback Nick Foles was the only player planning to attend the ceremony, according to NFL Network's Mike Garafolo.


https://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/1554347

It just keeps getting better.

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