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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

vyelkin posted:

Tirruni III confirmed

Only if he bungles his way through the first two or three times he tries to take the throne.

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Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

habeasdorkus posted:

Only if he bungles his way through the first two or three times he tries to take the throne.

At least Qadis will get some really sweet architecture.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
Did I have a character in as a general? I forget.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

NewMars posted:

Did I have a character in as a general? I forget.

Here's a quick reminder.

NewMars posted:

I'd like to be in as Novayya Aljadid, please?

Danny Glands
Jan 26, 2013

Possible thermal failure (CPU on fire?)
I didn't have a general because I couldn't think of a proper name.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

AJ_Impy posted:

Here's a quick reminder.

Ah, thank you.

So, Hashim, did anything happen with Novayya Aljadid?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Did I even have a general named after me? I don't think I ever specified a name.

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!
The Congress of Cádiz

Part 1: Internal Matters

In the dying days of 1835, the great powers of Europe, North Africa and the Near East agreed to meet in a series of conferences to partition the Tirruni Empire, widely referred to as the Congress of Cádiz.

The Congress was first formed between Morocco and Russia, who agreed that a post-war balance of power had to be established in order to prevent such ruinous, devastating wars from breaking out in the future. These two powers were quickly joined by Hannover - the dominant German state, and a great power in its own right.

As word of these negotiations began to spread, the Grand Vizier of Al Andalus offered Qadis as the staging ground for this congress, a suggestion that was ratified by the leading powers. Before long, the other victors of the Tirruni Wars had also flocked to Qadis, along with a wide array of minor powers and distant spectators. This would be the largest and most influential peace settlement in history, and everyone wanted to be a part of it.

And with that, these nations all come together to begin the negotiations regarding their historic claims and deserved rewards. There are nine nations in all: Morocco, Hannover and Russia as the leading powers (each of whom will have 2 votes in international issues); and France-England, Al Andalus, Hungary, Bavaria, Egypt and Armenia (each of whom will have 1 vote in international issues).



One of the most contentious points between all of these powers is the division of the Tirruni Empire, of course, but before that knot can be untied, there are internal matters that must be dealt with.

Whilst the congress powers begin meeting at secret parlours and extravagant dinners, Grand Vizier Zulfiqar summons the Majlis al-Shura to settle an important issue. Al Andalus is the only power in the Congress that doesn’t have a hereditary monarch - a major sticking point in relations between them and us, especially since a fifteen year war was just fought in the name of monarchism and absolutism.

So Grand Vizier Zulfiqar addresses the Majlis with a simple question: is it time to crown a new Sultan of Al Andalus?



———

And so the Congress finally begins!

So basically, this congress will consist of 5 voting sessions that will help set up the opening scenario in Victoria 2. The first voting session will simply settle the internal matters of the various victors of the Tirruni Wars, but the other four will be centred around redrawing the borders of Europe and the Near East, and establishing a new balance of power that will (allegedly) lead to an enduring peace.

In this first vote, we’ll be deciding whether Al Andalus should become a hereditary monarchy once more. This is an internal issue, so the other congress powers have no say in what will happen, they have their own internal matters to deal with.

So yeah, this comes down to the Majlis al-Shura. The options are:

A - Yes, let us crown the current Jizrunid claimant!

Effects: we invite the strongest Sunni Jizrunid claimant to become Sultan of Al Andalus; this will give us a significant relations boost with the other members of the Congress, which may be important in winning over allies and supporters, and there will be other dynastic effects that come into play later in the game.

B - Yes, but we grant the crown to a more deserving king…

Effects: with this option, we will offer the crown to Raed Zulfiqar, bringing a new dynasty to power; this will also give us a relations boost with the other members of the Congress, but the long-term dynastic effects will be different from those in Option A.

C - No, the Majlis will retain absolute power!

Effects: with this option, the hereditary nobles of the Majlis al-Shura continue to rule Al Andalus. We don’t get any relations boost with the other Congress powers, but there are no other effects.


That’s pretty much it. I think I’ll leave around 24 hours for each vote, but I may end them a few hours earlier if everyone’s going for one option.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

C

We need no king.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
There's only one reason we're still alive today: Raed Zulfiqar. Without him we would've fallen to our petty squabbling way before we could've even had a shot at Morocco. :colbert:

B

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

C

yo, fuuuuck monarchy

Jesenjin
Nov 12, 2011
B

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal
B, let the almost certainly short reign of the Zulfiqar dynasty begin!

crimea
Nov 16, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Come on guys, let's just vote A. Huh? We can do that. Let's have a nice time.

Our diplomatic game has been loving dire the last 200 years and if it takes a guy with a crown to help turn it around then so be it.

crimea fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jun 5, 2018

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

A

Long live the Jizrunids! Although I wouldn’t be mad at Zulfiqar so if it’s looking tight I’ll hop on over to him.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
A

we were good under the Jizrunids and now we aren't

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

C. This time we'll get it right.....*snort*

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
C

Does nobody remember the mad sultans? The sultana? Does nobody register that the last sultan of al Andalus was a wretched, evil man that we crushed under our boots?

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
B, the man who defeated Tirruni deserves the crown!

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
A

A Sunni Jizrunid. If we'd had one of those fifty years ago we'd still be a top tier power.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

A

Please don’t make all of Europe insanely mad at us for the very first vote.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Zikan posted:

A

Please don’t make all of Europe insanely mad at us for the very first vote.

To be fair, it does seem like this is more status quo vs more chances for friends than us getting the rope to hang ourselves.

Thordain
Oct 29, 2011

SNAP INTO A GRIMM JIM!!!
Pillbug
B

We need to start making allies, but we don't want to go backwards in time to a Jizrunid who will behave like it's still 1670. Zulfi is our man and would let us define what it means to be a modern king.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

B - to reinstate the Jizrunids is to learn nothing from our disastrous final monarchs. To remain kingless is to learn nothing from alienating all of Europe. And if any man has earned the highest honour of this country, it is Zulfiqar. Long live the king!

The Bold Kobold
Aug 11, 2014

Bold to the point of certain death.
Option B: A New Dynasty

Bring in some new blood!

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

there is something darkly hilarious about us plunging al-andalus into a devastating, empire-shattering civil war to unseat the monarchy, only for us to invite the monarchy back in 68 years later.

e: oh, and i guess al-andalus self-destructing is also what enabled tirruni's rise to power, so we have that on our hands too

QuoProQuid fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Jun 5, 2018

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
B!

Zulfiqar led us through the most perilous years in living memory and brought us to our greatest territorial extent since the collapse of the Jizrunid state. I can think of no better Sultan than he.

(The most Al-Andalus way this vote could go is a majority in favor of crowning a monarch, but C having more votes than either A or B)

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
B. As others point out, the Jizrunids have almost exclusively run the gamut from "mad genius" to "legendary incompetent," to say nothing of their constant health scares. Their bloodline is either cursed or, shall we say, excessively pure, and in Zulfiqar we may at least find some hope that our new Sultan will prioritize the country over his own entitlement and whims.

Crisis Now
May 2, 2012

Sword of the Lord
C
No kings, no way.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
B.

To be frank, a noble oligarchy is hardly any better.

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

MaxieSatan posted:

B. As others point out, the Jizrunids have almost exclusively run the gamut from "mad genius" to "legendary incompetent," to say nothing of their constant health scares. Their bloodline is either cursed or, shall we say, excessively pure, and in Zulfiqar we may at least find some hope that our new Sultan will prioritize the country over his own entitlement and whims.

Don't forget "literally the Antichrist" as far as Jizrunid blood goes.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


B

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!
A, though I’m also fine with B. As long as we get a king and have an easier time getting more out of this peace conference.

Plus, the most powerful Jizrunid I can think of rules Palermo. We might get ourselves a free slice of southern italy. Pizza here we come! Also, we’ll just depose him in a bloody revolution later (5 years tops).

Ralepozozaxe fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Jun 5, 2018

MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


A message from Revolutionary Ibriz:

C

gently caress the Jizrunids, gently caress kings, long live the republic!

crimea
Nov 16, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
We're not a republic.

Tiger Crazy
Sep 25, 2006

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!
B We need ride the waves cautiously. A Jizurund is dangerous and new dynasty may easily be thrown out later if necessary.

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
B

I may be mistaken, but Raed Zulfiqar turned out to be pretty anti-absolutism, didn't he? Probably our best bet for a sultan who'll accept a very restrictive constitution. And no one will want to mess with arguably the greatest military commander alive. Plus - if we don't give him the job, the army will next time the Majilis kills itself...

Any idea what his eldest son is like?

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.
C of course, but i can grudgingly accept B. So long as we don't bring back those loving Jizrunid bastards.

Frionnel fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Jun 5, 2018

Aeromancia
Jul 23, 2013
B seems like a cautious option. As much as I want to go C it’d probably be a good idea to maintain relationships with the rest of Europe.

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Voting B

Hail!

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