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PleasureKevin posted:we made love 3 times a day over our 2 week honeymoon. the physical attraction could only be described as like magnetic attraction, but more physical. but the third dimension of space is time. as it passed and children were born and interest on our mortgage was paid, we hit the sack less. being a man of science (professional magneticist), i outgrew my fathers warnings to "jelq" using learned techniques and nature's perfect tool, a previously virgin wife's vagina. but i noticed it. thought nothing of it. made excuses. blamed it on coffee. but i had an eerie feeling my penis and balls were shrinking. not one to take advice from someone who is little more than a glorified doctor, i went to see a physician. they said my shrinkage was "normal" because it was "from the perspective of someone putting on weight". well my weight has no effect on my perception and when asked for proof, the nurse nurse told me "i'm not a librarian your appointment was 5 months ago and the doctor you saw died a few weeks later under suspicious circumstances". well, "suspicious circumstances", huh. that made me ever more suspicious. by this time i was doing what i tried not to my whole life measuring my penis several times a day. but it was vague. i pushed the fleshy bits in and it seemed ok, but I let go and it seemed nearly inverted into my body. everyone forges their father-in-laws signature a few times, but i was breathless with fear after doing it 5 times to buy luxury cars that could only be delivered via helicopter to highly wooded areas (I know how to grow trees) of our property where my family wouldn't see them. but the luxury cars couldn't stop the growing feeling that my penis was evaporating. evaporating like moo cows with too much milk in them. on june 4th 2018 I looked down. i must have slept in and missed the keynote. i wasn't looking down at my watch. i was looking down at the increasingly empty area where my manhood had been, and seeing the newly installed apple notch. any blank space can be a notch be careful god bless maga
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Shaggar posted:if I had to be subjected to one atleast the one on the left isn't painful to look at. suddenly you think you get choices? get the gently caress out of this thread now
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i would say i hope all of shaggar's friends send him memojis, but that would suggest shaggar has friends
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just noticed that the next osx drops support for my work 2011 27' iMac work will not buy me a new one, i just got owned
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Perplx posted:just noticed that the next osx drops support for my work 2011 27' iMac Mine's a 2012, I'm just ahead of the cutoff
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Perplx posted:just noticed that the next osx drops support for my work 2011 27' iMac High Sierra will be supported by most software for a long time.
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fake. also couple more of these would be Nice!
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Maximum Leader posted:high Sierra will NEVER get dark mode hosed up but true
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PleasureKevin posted:we made love 3 times a day over our 2 week honeymoon. the physical attraction could only be described as like magnetic attraction, but more physical. but the third dimension of space is time. as it passed and children were born and interest on our mortgage was paid, we hit the sack less. being a man of science (professional magneticist), i outgrew my fathers warnings to "jelq" using learned techniques and nature's perfect tool, a previously virgin wife's vagina. but i noticed it. thought nothing of it. made excuses. blamed it on coffee. but i had an eerie feeling my penis and balls were shrinking. not one to take advice from someone who is little more than a glorified doctor, i went to see a physician. they said my shrinkage was "normal" because it was "from the perspective of someone putting on weight". well my weight has no effect on my perception and when asked for proof, the nurse nurse told me "i'm not a librarian your appointment was 5 months ago and the doctor you saw died a few weeks later under suspicious circumstances". well, "suspicious circumstances", huh. that made me ever more suspicious. by this time i was doing what i tried not to my whole life measuring my penis several times a day. but it was vague. i pushed the fleshy bits in and it seemed ok, but I let go and it seemed nearly inverted into my body. everyone forges their father-in-laws signature a few times, but i was breathless with fear after doing it 5 times to buy luxury cars that could only be delivered via helicopter to highly wooded areas (I know how to grow trees) of our property where my family wouldn't see them. but the luxury cars couldn't stop the growing feeling that my penis was evaporating. evaporating like moo cows with too much milk in them. on june 4th 2018 I looked down. i must have slept in and missed the keynote. i wasn't looking down at my watch. i was looking down at the increasingly empty area where my manhood had been, and seeing the newly installed apple notch. any blank space can be a notch be careful god bless maga
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just bought my wife a 10.5" ipad pro, its v nice
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PleasureKevin posted:we made love 3 times a day over our 2 week honeymoon. the physical attraction could only be described as like magnetic attraction, but more physical. but the third dimension of space is time. as it passed and children were born and interest on our mortgage was paid, we hit the sack less. being a man of science (professional magneticist), i outgrew my fathers warnings to "jelq" using learned techniques and nature's perfect tool, a previously virgin wife's vagina. but i noticed it. thought nothing of it. made excuses. blamed it on coffee. but i had an eerie feeling my penis and balls were shrinking. not one to take advice from someone who is little more than a glorified doctor, i went to see a physician. they said my shrinkage was "normal" because it was "from the perspective of someone putting on weight". well my weight has no effect on my perception and when asked for proof, the nurse nurse told me "i'm not a librarian your appointment was 5 months ago and the doctor you saw died a few weeks later under suspicious circumstances". well, "suspicious circumstances", huh. that made me ever more suspicious. by this time i was doing what i tried not to my whole life measuring my penis several times a day. but it was vague. i pushed the fleshy bits in and it seemed ok, but I let go and it seemed nearly inverted into my body. everyone forges their father-in-laws signature a few times, but i was breathless with fear after doing it 5 times to buy luxury cars that could only be delivered via helicopter to highly wooded areas (I know how to grow trees) of our property where my family wouldn't see them. but the luxury cars couldn't stop the growing feeling that my penis was evaporating. evaporating like moo cows with too much milk in them. on june 4th 2018 I looked down. i must have slept in and missed the keynote. i wasn't looking down at my watch. i was looking down at the increasingly empty area where my manhood had been, and seeing the newly installed apple notch. any blank space can be a notch be careful god bless maga 
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eric posted:High Sierra will be supported by most software for a long time. except for xcode, which drops support for older os versions a few months after a new one comes out
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PleasureKevin posted:we made love 3 times a day over our 2 week honeymoon. the physical attraction could only be described as like magnetic attraction, but more physical. but the third dimension of space is time. as it passed and children were born and interest on our mortgage was paid, we hit the sack less. being a man of science (professional magneticist), i outgrew my fathers warnings to "jelq" using learned techniques and nature's perfect tool, a previously virgin wife's vagina. but i noticed it. thought nothing of it. made excuses. blamed it on coffee. but i had an eerie feeling my penis and balls were shrinking. not one to take advice from someone who is little more than a glorified doctor, i went to see a physician. they said my shrinkage was "normal" because it was "from the perspective of someone putting on weight". well my weight has no effect on my perception and when asked for proof, the nurse nurse told me "i'm not a librarian your appointment was 5 months ago and the doctor you saw died a few weeks later under suspicious circumstances". well, "suspicious circumstances", huh. that made me ever more suspicious. by this time i was doing what i tried not to my whole life measuring my penis several times a day. but it was vague. i pushed the fleshy bits in and it seemed ok, but I let go and it seemed nearly inverted into my body. everyone forges their father-in-laws signature a few times, but i was breathless with fear after doing it 5 times to buy luxury cars that could only be delivered via helicopter to highly wooded areas (I know how to grow trees) of our property where my family wouldn't see them. but the luxury cars couldn't stop the growing feeling that my penis was evaporating. evaporating like moo cows with too much milk in them. on june 4th 2018 I looked down. i must have slept in and missed the keynote. i wasn't looking down at my watch. i was looking down at the increasingly empty area where my manhood had been, and seeing the newly installed apple notch. any blank space can be a notch be careful god bless maga this post gave me great pleasure, kevin
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Doc Block posted:this post gave me great pleasure, kevin oh i assumed these were all hate quotes, check out the poop i took in the slack thread
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FCKGW posted:just bought my wife a 10.5" ipad pro, its v nice something something I gave your wife 10.5" and she said it was v nice something something
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PleasureKevin posted:oh i assumed these were all hate quotes, check out the poop i took in the slack thread your post made me LOL I don’t use slack
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so where the gently caress is the SE2
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fuckkkkin crappie, not announcing new hardware at their developers conference
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:fuckkkkin crappie, not announcing new hardware at their developers conference didn't know we had a verge writer in the pos
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PleasureKevin posted:we made love 3 times a day over our 2 week honeymoon. the physical attraction could only be described as like magnetic attraction, but more physical. but the third dimension of space is time. as it passed and children were born and interest on our mortgage was paid, we hit the sack less. being a man of science (professional magneticist), i outgrew my fathers warnings to "jelq" using learned techniques and nature's perfect tool, a previously virgin wife's vagina. but i noticed it. thought nothing of it. made excuses. blamed it on coffee. but i had an eerie feeling my penis and balls were shrinking. not one to take advice from someone who is little more than a glorified doctor, i went to see a physician. they said my shrinkage was "normal" because it was "from the perspective of someone putting on weight". well my weight has no effect on my perception and when asked for proof, the nurse nurse told me "i'm not a librarian your appointment was 5 months ago and the doctor you saw died a few weeks later under suspicious circumstances". well, "suspicious circumstances", huh. that made me ever more suspicious. by this time i was doing what i tried not to my whole life measuring my penis several times a day. but it was vague. i pushed the fleshy bits in and it seemed ok, but I let go and it seemed nearly inverted into my body. everyone forges their father-in-laws signature a few times, but i was breathless with fear after doing it 5 times to buy luxury cars that could only be delivered via helicopter to highly wooded areas (I know how to grow trees) of our property where my family wouldn't see them. but the luxury cars couldn't stop the growing feeling that my penis was evaporating. evaporating like moo cows with too much milk in them. on june 4th 2018 I looked down. i must have slept in and missed the keynote. i wasn't looking down at my watch. i was looking down at the increasingly empty area where my manhood had been, and seeing the newly installed apple notch. any blank space can be a notch be careful god bless maga goldmine
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:fuckkkkin crappie, not announcing new hardware at their developers conference not announcing new hardware at their developer conference is a very recent change. even after they moved iphones to a separate event they kept announcing mac updates at wwdc.
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Plorkyeran posted:not announcing new hardware at their developer conference is a very recent change. even after they moved iphones to a separate event they kept announcing mac updates at wwdc.
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it doesn't matter what the old good apple did, we are now living in the age of new bad apple
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r u ready to WALK posted:it doesn't matter what the old good apple did, we are now living in the age of new bad apple old good apple let steve jobs try curing his cancer
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My dad's 2009 iMac is finally going the way of all mortal flesh. Should I tell him to wait a month to see if new ones are coming out?
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put a Linux on it and it will exist in a state of purgatory forever e. prolly mean hw failure. I’d wait a little bit don’t hold breath
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I mean, I'm inheriting it because we're poor as gently caress* and I'm just going to make it available to the tiny hu-mon so the sooner the better. But I don't want to have my dad buy something right at the end of the release cycle and Mac Rumors is saying don't buy. *: Cash-poor and comically bad at money management, we're still way better off than most and I'm not suggesting otherwise. And we've got beaucoup social capital too so there's that.
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If you find a good deal on a 2017 get it. If Apple updates the iMac this year the only thing will probably be a processor that’s one generation newer. Also put windows 10 on that 2009 iMac and let it live for another 8-10 years.
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eric posted:If you find a good deal on a 2017 get it. If Apple updates the iMac this year the only thing will probably be a processor that’s one generation newer. Also put windows 10 on that 2009 iMac and let it live for another 8-10 years. You misspelled "Windows 7", friend.
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Schadenboner posted:You misspelled "Windows 7", friend. I think you're confused.
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akadajet posted:I think you're confused. Why would I want to have our tiny hu-mon taken from us by CPS (which would be the only socially responsible action if we inflicted W10 on him)?
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Schadenboner posted:Why would I want to have our tiny hu-mon taken from us by CPS (which would be the only socially responsible action if we inflicted W10 on him)? you’re dumb
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cinci zoo sniper posted:you’re dumb I mean, I'm not the one suggesting that someone use Windows 10?
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