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how else would they keep their massive collection of star wars memorabilia clean?
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anthonypants posted:who honestly believes that the majority of people working at google are using a toothbrush once or twice a day i bet it's evenly split between the slobs who brush their teeth like once a week and the weirdos you find with their whole kit spread out in a public bathroom after lunch
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Sagebrush posted:the weirdos you find with their whole kit spread out in a public bathroom after lunch seriously what the gently caress is with that and then the guy turns to talk to you and he looks like cujo murdering the stay-puft marshmallow man
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sometimes if you've had dental work done you're supposed to brush after every meal? not saying that some of that population aren't tooth cleaning weirdos though
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tech people are super addicted to min-maxing everything and have been on a big health bent so you're going to end up with dudes that brush their teeth a ton and have buzzers for drinking water and drink polluted ovaltine for meals and eat peanut butter cups filled with crisco instead of peanut butter
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lancemantis posted:peanut butter cups filled with crisco instead of peanut butter tell me more
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Fiedler posted:tell me more 
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i mean they could have just made like no-sugar-added dark chocolate peanut butter cups but that's just not extreme keto enough
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lancemantis posted:i mean they could have just made like no-sugar-added dark chocolate
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they taste better than you might imagine but still very much like "hmm im eating cooking fat wrapped in dark chocolate"
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oh those. my wife follows a strict ketogenic diet for migraines so i've had those before. they're fine.
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flakeloaf posted:seriously what the gently caress is with that when i worked at samsung all the koreans did it and they said they didn't want to have kim chi breath for the rest of the work day.
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Fiedler posted:how else would they keep their massive collection of star wars memorabilia clean?
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C.H.O.M.E. posted:when i worked at samsung all the koreans did it and they said they didn't want to have kim chi breath for the rest of the work day. won't stop the kimchi burps tho it's a price worth paying to eat kimchi
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If you want to eat something that sounds extremely disgusting but is actually really good try a peanut butter and kimchi sandwich on toast https://twitter.com/jenniferdaniel/status/1004427564679458816
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Jun 6, 2018 22:29
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How is leaving out an egg more inclusive? You'd need to add more ingredients to be inclusive.
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inclusive == keyword checklist
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Blue Train posted:If you want to eat something that sounds extremely disgusting but is actually really good try a peanut butter and kimchi sandwich on toast oh no, this isn’t a joke
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emojis shape language, sure. but don’t call this poo poo inclusivity, you hacks
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Had they added some shrimp 🦐 to the salad, that'd be inclusive.
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Blue Train posted:If you want to eat something that sounds extremely disgusting but is actually really good try a peanut butter and kimchi sandwich on toast oh get hosed
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Blue Train posted:If you want to eat something that sounds extremely disgusting but is actually really good try a peanut butter and kimchi sandwich on toast there should be options for permutations of lacto-ovo veg and pescatarians too
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Blue Train posted:If you want to eat something that sounds extremely disgusting but is actually really good try a peanut butter and kimchi sandwich on toast this is why google is ethical again!
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the worst, laziest possible example of inclusivity. "look, we forwarded a twitter complaint from a vegan to the emoji artist."
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Fiedler posted:the worst, laziest possible example of inclusivity. "look, we forwarded a twitter complaint from a vegan to the emoji artist."
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Fiedler posted:the worst, laziest possible example of inclusivity. "look, we forwarded a twitter complaint from a vegan to the emoji artist." and they turned off a layer in illustrator and reëxported it
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Cocoa Crispies posted:reëxported
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moron izzard posted:I'm in a red as hell state and have literally never heard of someone adjusting their times for that. the disruption of store hours is due to celebratory gun fire and coal rollers parade blocking traffic
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Blue Train posted:If you want to eat something that sounds extremely disgusting but is actually really good try a peanut butter and kimchi sandwich on toast protectors of the unborn
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PleasureKevin posted:protectors of the unborn eggs hatch, there's no birth involved
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Cocoa Crispies posted:reëxported 
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Cocoa Crispies posted:and they turned off a layer in illustrator and reëxported it this ain't the new yorker, write like a normal person
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DELETE CASCADE posted:this ain't the new yorker, write like a normal person they make image again
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Cocoa Crispies posted:eggs hatch, there's no birth involved because you’ve never seen a miracle
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I am allergic to tomatoes where is my salad emoji??
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