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XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

IotaQ, or whatever, is the crypto equivalent of shuffling papers around = make money.

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Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




Sham bam bamina! posted:

welcome to page (googles "yospos bitcoin sherpa") 78

ugh, i checked the last like 6 pages :shobon:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

wide stance posted:

Which is why they use further verification...

yeah the original article said it involved fingerprints too somehow, it's just funny to me that they put "we use facial recognition on two photos!" in the process whatsoever, let alone out front

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
a third picture and a thumbprint!!

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

klafbang posted:

Back when I taught distributed systems (spring 2008 or so), quorum-based algorithms were part of the curriculum. Like one lecture out of 30.

I'm glad the butters finally invented it so I didn't waste the students' (and, more importantly, my) time.

yeah, it's good to have an idea how it works, but the odds of anyone implementing it themselves in practice instead of using zookeeper or whatever is incredibly low. odds of them implementing it properly are even lower

if anything the main benefit of presenting it in a lecture is that it might scare students away from even trying and towards pre-made library instead, much like in crypto

no, that other crypto, i've no illusions that butters won't try to build everything from scratch

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Spanner is also rad as hell.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
what sort of pre-made libraries exist in cryptozoology?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Qurom is used in high availability clusters to determine which nodes are dead, so that's good.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Salt Fish posted:

Qurom is used in high availability clusters to determine which nodes are dead, so that's good.

*presses F5 to get another random factoid out of salted fish*

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
Bitcoin Cash evangelist accused of joyriding stolen armored vehicle in Virginia

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!
https://twitter.com/ncweaver/status/1004092517686566912?s=19

a backdoor? in MY crypto currency?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
if only atlas had audited them im sure even he could have seen that

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

#include "hacking_tools.h"

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Coinbase can't possibly be this lovely, he must be explaining it wrong:

My Experience Using Bitcoin to Purchase Hotel Through Expedia.com

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

BMan posted:

Coinbase can't possibly be this lovely, he must be explaining it wrong:

My Experience Using Bitcoin to Purchase Hotel Through Expedia.com

what are you talking about he got 5 refunds when he was only due 3! seems like a big win honestly

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol if you've never made a shitcoin with a backdoor

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
buttcoin why:cry: i trusted you
https://twitter.com/qButtCoin/status/1004542796982824961

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

qbuttcoin? I 'ardly know'er!

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Charlier bases his argument on the fact that such discs were often found near latrines and investigation revealed “residue” on some pieces. The anthropologist also cited an image on an Ancient Greek cup showing what appears to be one of the stones being used and an Ancient Greek proverb quoted by the character Trygaeus in Aristophanes’ ‘Peace’ that said “Three stones are enough to wipe one’s arse.”


hahaha

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010


the hits just keep coming with this guy. he also apparently tried to make a "anti-sjw" fork of tor after the project forced out a guy for sexual harassment. i can see he is a staunch purponent of freedom though and through

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i've posted it in lots of threads by now but in case you haven't seen it this is what he tweeted shortly before going on that joyride:

https://twitter.com/movrcx/status/1004068439328206850

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

ate all the Oreos posted:

i've posted it in lots of threads by now but in case you haven't seen it this is what he tweeted shortly before going on that joyride:

https://twitter.com/movrcx/status/1004068439328206850

In before weebcoin

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

ullerrm posted:

In before weebcoin
too late

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




ate all the Oreos posted:

i've posted it in lots of threads by now but in case you haven't seen it this is what he tweeted shortly before going on that joyride:

https://twitter.com/movrcx/status/1004068439328206850

incels evolving i see

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

ate all the Oreos posted:

i've posted it in lots of threads by now but in case you haven't seen it this is what he tweeted shortly before going on that joyride:

https://twitter.com/movrcx/status/1004068439328206850

ive got a feeeeeeling that guy has got no life

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Amphigory posted:

incels evolving i see

i think one of them ran a bunch of people over in ontario a few weeks ago :smith:

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

https://twitter.com/BillyKumo/status/1004420898542284800

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
finally, an honest ponzi ico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwpU4nYihA
https://losemymoney.com/

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

quote:

The value of all the world securities and currencies is 5 Quintillion dollars today and only growing bigger. You know what happens if 5 Quintillion goes into 21 million Bitcoins? (self.Bitcoin)
submitted an hour ago * by Brainytaxa

That's a 238 BILLION dollar bitcoin, maybe it won't happen in our lifetime, but your grandkids will be able to live like Kings. Don't miss out on giving your future kin economic freedom. Don't let them live like debt slaves how we were born into living.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

any day now we'll cancel the stock market, all currencies, bonds - basically any government whatsoever - and then i'll be rich

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i don't believe that's real, i mean a bitcoiner thinking about the well being of future generations over their own? i guess since the price isn't shooting to the moon currently they've lapsed back into the phase where they go on and on about how bitcoin is good for the future of humanity or whatever

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
there is 15 quintillion dollars worth of currency in the world

but only one world's biggest ball of twine

imagine how rich your grandkids will be when the whole world switches to giant balls of twine!

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
twinecoin. each twinecoin backed by one ball of twine

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Why not just agree that each bitcoin is worth 15 quintillion dollars?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

EorayMel posted:

Why not just agree that each bitcoin is worth 15 quintillion dollars?

a question i have been asking my self for 12 years

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
value is a social construct, my friends

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Boxturret posted:

a question i have been asking my self for 12 years

that` s bollocks. youve only existed since 2013 and 2018 - 2013 is 4 which is less tahn 12

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
then who'se memories are these!!!

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

jimmyjams posted:

twinecoin. each twinecoin backed by one ball of twine

twinecoin, the only way to mine it is by completing a browser-based cyoa game about depression

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

then who'se memories are these!!!

the memories are a construct, also the bird is bad at math

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