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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Burt Sexual posted:

https://twitter.com/Raymon_D_B/status/1004767556933115904

"Christian" recording artist wishes death on gay couple.

what is it with conservatives and their low hanging fruit humor

it's almost as if these guys may be retarded

edit:

nice page

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Raymon_D_B/status/983211777138704384?s=20

Hmmmmmmm

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Glenn Quebec posted:

How does Trump's constituents deal with the fact he killed the solar industry losing thousands of U.S. jobs but he saved Chinese firm ZTE?

Solar bad. All should be coal miner
All should be making coal clean
having solar job is bad
please now get a coal job
Thank you

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Christian recording artist, Song writer, Member "The New Horizon Band," Missionary, Conservitive, Speaker, Trump supporter, 1rst Responder, Single, Live for God

Almost want to go to a motel there, stick my penis in a man, and call the paramedics to say I'm stuck

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Good amp.





lol hes gonna get owned so loving hard by NK.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


looks stifling

no wonder all the housewives were on sedatives

Iron Croissant 64
Jun 2, 2018

by R. Guyovich


Is this photo photoshopped with the clone stamp tool copypasting the same kid over and over again, or did the government force identical buzz cuts on all children?

Iron Croissant 64 fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jun 7, 2018

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/Raymon_D_B/status/1003524292296900608

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
drat I found a :maga: goldmine

He retweeted this
https://twitter.com/ROHLL5/status/995809703388237824

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



:stonk:

https://twitter.com/SOCALBonnieC/status/995814664901607425

Holy gently caress it's a thing

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Trump-Prophecies-Astonishing-Tomorrow-Coming/dp/0998142670

WTF

quote:

In November of 2016, the world witnessed the impossible. Nearly every household in America was tuned in to the election feeds, and every update pointed to a loss for the Republican Party. But when the map of the states flipped red in the final hour, there were a select few who werent surprised. They had always known Trump was going to win. He was chosen for such a time as this. The prophecy had said so. This prophet, this reserved man of God, was retired firefighter Mark Taylor. The word given by the Holy Spirit was delivered on April 28, 2011 in the middle of the most debilitating sickness a man could ever experience. When the prophecy later fell into the hands of New York Times bestsellers Don and Mary Colbert, God used this new team of passionate individuals to lead the nation into a fervent prayer chain that would accomplish one of the most incredible miracles our country has ever seen. But Trumps victory was only the beginning What is coming next for the most powerful nation on earth today? Mark Taylor has more to say. In THE TRUMP PROPHECIES readers, will discover: How the Lord can and will use anyoneregardless of education, background, or healthto communicate His message to the Church of Christ. What led to the miracle of the 2016 election, the role of we the people for the will of God in the future, and what the Body of Christ needs to do to keep His blessing on our nation. How the enemy has utilized techniques of distraction to keep the Bodys focus off God and onto internal, demoralizing disputesand how this can be overcome. Astounding, world-altering changes in our US government Mark sees on the horizon. The positive message of hope and encouragement that points to fresh methods of spreading the Gospel to the lost

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jun 7, 2018

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Im rena

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender


Death Cult

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



lol let’s just put all the Rapture enthusiasts somewhere so they can work it out with each other.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

mono posted:

what is it with conservatives and their low hanging fruit humor

it's almost as if these guys may be retarded

edit:

nice page



apt

A 5150 is an involuntary 72-hour hold in a psychiatric facility, for evaluation. A peace officer, registered nurse, medical doctor, or certain other categories of people may place the hold. Three criteria apply to this section: a danger to themselves, a danger to others, or gravely disabled. A qualified officer, which includes any California peace officer, as well as any specifically-designated county clinician, can request the confinement after signing a written declaration stating the psychiatric diagnosis that the diagnosing medical professional believes to be the cause or reason why they believe the patient to be "a danger to themselves or others" or the psychiatric disorder that has rendered the patient incapable of making their own medical treatment decisions.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Yay apocalypse

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


The next crusade is gonna be hella lame

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

mono posted:

Im rena

You have 22k followers. :stare:

I almost feel like this Death Cult Rapture poo poo should go in a distinct thread. The land is pretty fertile. Or has that been done lately?

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jun 7, 2018

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual posted:

You have 22k followers. :stare:

I almost feel like this Death Cult Rapture poo poo should go in a distinct thread. The land is pretty fertile. Or has that been done lately?

been awhile since we had a good ol christian lunacy thread

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Burt Sexual posted:

You have 22k followers. :stare:

I almost feel like this Death Cult Rapture poo poo should go in a distinct thread. The land is pretty fertile. Or has that been done lately?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post470230762

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

GOD drat IT MUELLER DROP THE INDICTMENTS ALREADY

getting real bored of your poo poo now, America

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Heck yeah it is. I've regretted selling mine ever since it went out the door.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Joke's on them, none of us are going to live to be 70 anyway!

I just read an article that suicide is the 2nd leading cause of death for people 15-34 now and it's still climbing so, yeah. You're right.

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jun 7, 2018

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

i interest to blowjob

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

PathAsc posted:

I've seen it all now, goons bitching about the idea of porn

We deserve to watch the world burn

Good run, retards, now I think we should go ahead and just let it end

Well good news, no one is actually doing anything to even try and stop it.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Smirr posted:

now would probably be a good time for the nukes to start flying

:hmmyes:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
lmfao

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That's the good poo poo.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



55555555 lmao

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


lol

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Viruswithshoes posted:

GOD drat IT MUELLER DROP THE INDICTMENTS ALREADY

getting real bored of your poo poo now, America

the good stuff usually goes down on mondays or fridays

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

oh my god

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

So good.

VanOwen
Oct 8, 2011

Any group that controls this many fonts and is bold enough to use all these exclamation marks must be incredibly powerful! And soon, in fact this Thursday in the cafetorium, I shall become their leader!

:five:

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

:trumppop:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Melannequin, oh Melannequin
I don't get all the fuss
The Fake News asks "where has she been?"
My First Lady homonculous

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

been awhile since we had a good ol christian lunacy thread

You're kinda in one already

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Jesus loving Christ this thread

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Waffle House posted:

lol let’s just put all the Rapture enthusiasts somewhere so they can work it out with each other.

looking forward to climate change making jerusalem an uninhabitable wasteland

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

mcvey posted:

You're kinda in one already

Yeah true, but I think it could go broader than just Christians and Trump. I opened one. I'll gas it if it sucks.

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