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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:so what you're telling me is autonomous vehicles are only 5 years away? not from the person they ran over they're not
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quote:... the driver was using the advanced driver assistance features traffic-aware cruise control and autosteer lane-keeping assistance, which Tesla refers to as “autopilot.” 
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"the stochastic suicide program formerly known as 'autopilot'"
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haveblue posted:the saga of carmurdered
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:Hell of a place.  but my brother was on a canoe trip when some dad's canoe busted open. the adult stayed in the leaky canoe to get it down river and sent the kids off into the woods. stumbled upon a meth operation, avoided getting shotgunned, apparently those folks had a conversational relationship with the local LEO's and did not want to call them up to the house or anything.
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haveblue posted:the saga of carmurdered foreverially carmurdered and loving it
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This is a trifle steel car. All craftmuskship is of the highest quality. It is studded with iPad, decorated with lithium and encircled with bands of pig iron. This object menaces with spikes of roadway barrier.
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https://twitter.com/SamTLevin/status/1004759944179036160
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:This is a trifle steel car. All craftmuskship is of the highest quality. It is studded with iPad, decorated with lithium and encircled with bands of pig iron. This object menaces with spikes of roadway barrier. lol
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yes I am sure the police's #1 priority will be to respond to the distress call of illegal computer scooter #920512
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paint a green DONT TRED ON ME/pwease no steppie flag on the side of them
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:yes I am sure the police's #1 priority will be to respond to the distress call of illegal computer scooter #920512 they painted them green instead of leaving them black for a reason
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Plank Walker posted:they painted them green instead of leaving them black for a reason So that the police wouldn't ignore their concerns?
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:This is a trifle steel car. All craftmuskship is of the highest quality. It is studded with iPad, decorated with lithium and encircled with bands of pig iron. This object menaces with spikes of roadway barrier.
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:I was crew leader on my second round. My troop sent out four crews and when they were dividing up the kids/adults in to the crews the adults conspired against me to give me the two adults nobody could stand (married yuppie dipshit couple), their shithead son, the Aspergers kid and his Aspergers dad, the somewhat weird (but very nice) kid and his out of shape dad, and then a mystery fill-in slot from some kid out of state because we were short one. That ended up being a somewhat sane mormon kid who I tented with. By the 3rd day I was so stressed out with dealing with these people (the couple and their kid were the worst) that I was having night terrors that involved me screaming at all three of them incoherently. The tent fabric doesn't exactly keep sound in and everyone was very quiet to me in the mornings. That went on for days before the mormon kid told me what was going on. He thought I was awake and doing it intentionally. That kid snapped too but I didn't find out to the second to the last day and his coping mechanism was to collect as much of the cocoa/gatorade powder dumped in the swap boxes that he could and duct-taped it in to a katamari damacy ball that weighed 15 pounds by the end that he secretly hauled in his pack. One of the other crews got hit by lightning but no major injuries. Mostly grid-shaped burns on their feet from where they were using duct tape as moleskin and the internal filaments melted to their skin. this is amazing never forget the ultimate goal of outdoorsmanship: getting as far away from people as possible for as long as possible
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If the mayor's order to remove the scooters was ignored the city should just seize them as litter and auction them off (with all locks and poo poo removed)
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ADINSX posted:If the mayor's order to remove the scooters was ignored the city should just seize them as litter and auction them off (with all locks and poo poo removed) surprised this hasn’t happened already tbh New York fined IBM for graffiti once over a guerilla marketing stunt
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haveblue posted:guerilla marketing stunt 
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Everything is scary
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keyboard vomit posted:Everything is scary 
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don’t sign
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Repeatedly touching a scooter for 10 minutes in Oakland on Wednesday afternoon did not result in a response or call to police. The threat, however, played on loop.
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Sounds like a particularly annoyed Speak-n-Spell?
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ahh, simpler times 
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That is not a hair question
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:illegal computer scooter #920512 um please dont doxx me. thanks.
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it'd be cool* if john carreyrou dropped by the ol' 'POS *until someone weirded him out by asking if he'd be their "submissive francophone husbando"
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prisoner of waffles posted:"submissive francophone husbando" Don't sign your posts
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mrmcd posted:Don't sign your posts mais non, je ne parle pas francais
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no parlay voo franswah.
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President Beep posted:no parlay voo franswah.
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Hi Jasper, Hope this email finds you well. I’m Faye, a sourcing recruiter from Baidu Autonomous Driving team. I found your profile on LinkedIn. It looks like you are doing some amazing work at ############. I bet everything is going well for you; however, I do want to introduce our opportunity to you. With the release of our Apollo v2.5(and soon v3.0), we are growing rapidly and focusing more on building an advanced autonomous driving simulation system. We are currently looking for a seasoned 3D tools guru to join as one of the founding members in the team. He or she will use a game-engine based technology and create tools to efficiently author a virtual world with interesting road networks that can faithfully and reliably reproduce real-world driving behaviors in a wide range of situations and scenarios and closely collaborate with stakeholders like world builders and engineers in other autonomous driving teams. The position is located in the Bay Area (Sunnyvale, CA). Here is the job description for your reference
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:paint a green DONT TRED ON ME/pwease no steppie flag on the side of them 
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Hi Jasper, I would give you a job because your name rules.
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Jasper is such a twee millennial name
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Suspicious Dish posted:Hi Jasper, i dunno man this might be your only chance to get paid for making dahir insaat type poo poo
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Roosevelt posted:Jasper is such a twee millennial name its a traditional dutch name. but also it's not where my name comes from
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Sagebrush posted:i dunno man this might be your only chance to get paid for making dahir insaat type poo poo i dont want to kill people through cars that drive based on gta screenshots
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Suspicious Dish posted:i dont want to kill people through cars that drive based on gta screenshots oh come off it, they're using the carmageddon engine from the new version a couple of years ago.
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jasper is abe simpson’s friend at the nursing home
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