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Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer
Seriously though, how are there not more spears in the 40k range? They're cool as hell and there's all sorts of neat modeling opportunities with them.

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Felime
Jul 10, 2009

Revelation 2-13 posted:

I've been working on theory-crafting a 2000 point imperial guard list, that I plan on slowly purchasing, it's not meant to be competitive, but still be pretty good. It's infantry/artillery themed, because I absolutely adore that poo poo. It's like 25 points over 2000, but I'll figure that out. I starting thinking about it because I saw one of those ridiculous 3 baneblades lists from a tourney, and I wondered how many basilisks I could get for those 1500 points and if it wouldn't actually be a lot better. However, even with my great love of artillery I figured 14 basilisks might be a bit much - also, I wanted a more balanced force, while still having lotsa infantry and lotsa big guns firing forever in the back.

Anyway, what do you guys think?

Looks fairly decent. I am not a huge fan of basilisks, but that's because I find too much indirect fire less fun, not because they are bad.

I know exactly where you can get the 25 points back. Vox casters are pretty bad. You can pretty easily just stick your non warlord officers up front near the squads.

Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat

Pendent posted:

Seriously though, how are there not more spears in the 40k range? They're cool as hell and there's all sorts of neat modeling opportunities with them.

They pretty much top the list for most breakable bullshit among miniatures?

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer

Artum posted:

They pretty much top the list for most breakable bullshit among miniatures?

...huh. That does actually make sense. drat.

Shadin
Jun 28, 2009

Artum posted:

They pretty much top the list for most breakable bullshit among miniatures?

But they look awesome though and we should be allowed to make even more poor life decisions.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Shouldn't you give them all storm-shields and swords though?

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer

Schadenboner posted:

Shouldn't you give them all storm-shields and swords though?

gently caress that. The spears are way cooler. They've also been the quintessential Custodes weapon forever. We don't need any of that fancy shield poo poo here.

Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat
See if you played the game you'd know that wasnt the case.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Artum posted:

They pretty much top the list for most breakable bullshit among miniatures?

When has this ever stopped GW before?

Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat

Corrode posted:

When has this ever stopped GW before?

Fair, I have been eyeing the sylvaneth range.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Artum posted:

See if you played the game you'd know that wasnt the case.

It seems risky to make something that expensive rely on a 5++ so as to get S6 rather than stay with S5 and get a 3++?

:shrug:

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer
They get a 4++ as long as they're in a Custodes detachment.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Anamal managed to slay Neurolimal but we seem to have had a resurgence of Schadenboner offering completely uninformed opinions on things, so have we really won?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Shadin posted:

I will never understand the drive to give even a moment's effort to posting in threads about something you don't like. Especially something as inane as a toy company.

And even if it doesn't drive them away I still want it to happen just so we can make fun of their unbelievable outrage posting.

Because hating 40K has become their identity, and people seek out other people they identify with. There's a thread about Star Citizen that I still follow even though the "game" is an utter poo poo show and I got a refund years ago. It's hard to fully divest yourself of something when it used to be a large part of your life. That's why fans stick with their lovely teams, Star Wars is still immensely popular regardless of the quality of the movies, and why people who haven't played a game of 40K in years will continue to bitch about things on the Internet.

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



Corrode posted:

Anamal managed to slay Neurolimal but we seem to have had a resurgence of Schadenboner offering completely uninformed opinions on things, so have we really won?

Yes, but we must treasure the small victories while waiting for the Final One.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Pendent posted:

They get a 4++ as long as they're in a Custodes detachment.

Oh, you're right. Why make the shields an option then, pre-FAQ it was possible to have an impure soup but who wouldn't just take at least patrol detachment at that point?

Weird design decision.

Shadin
Jun 28, 2009

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Because hating 40K has become their identity, and people seek out other people they identify with. There's a thread about Star Citizen that I still follow even though the "game" is an utter poo poo show and I got a refund years ago. It's hard to fully divest yourself of something when it used to be a large part of your life. That's why fans stick with their lovely teams, Star Wars is still immensely popular regardless of the quality of the movies, and why people who haven't played a game of 40K in years will continue to bitch about things on the Internet.

I get that but I’m willing to bet you aren’t actively shitposting all day in that Star Citizen thread about how terrible Star Citizen is and trying to quell others’ good time or enthusiasm over a dumb game.

Proletariat Beowulf
Jan 7, 2007
I wish meat screamed as I ate it.
Played another game against Tau with my Necron force yesterday. Positioning is important, fam. I had a unit of 3 destroyers too far away from the 2 Riptides and Superheavy to do anything of worth; to their credit, 2 came back with Reanimate. Quantum Shielding still owns, but mortal wounds from those goddamn Tau missiles necessitate a Cloaktek. Warscythe Lychguard, even if escorted by a Cryptek, need more mans than 5, or just ought to be swapped with sword and board.

Necron players: Do not count on Reanimation Protocols if your opponent has more than 2 brain cells to rub together.

My other mistake was counting on my Catacomb Command Barge to deal poo poo in combat--if you're leaning in that hard, best to take a Voidscythe and the Honorable Combatant warlord trait to actually get plenty of swings. Game ended at bottom of 3 with both Riptides hurting and the last Ghostkeel bleeding everywhere. I'm going in hard with Wraiths next time--probably 2 units of 6.

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*
Gonna spend all weekend building and painting knights and Im loving happy.

Also the Renegades box is large enough to hide a body in

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Serotonin posted:

Gonna spend all weekend building and painting knights and Im loving happy.

Also the Renegades box is large enough to hide a body in

I had to get mine into my KR backpack since I was on the bike when I picked it up, in the end Mitch had to push it down while I zipped the bag around it. It's loving huge.

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*
Wishing I'd bought the codex yesterday too cos now I'm desperate to try and build some 1500 point Knight only lists.

Thinking 2 Warglaives, 2 Helverins, Crusader and Palladin. I know it's bugger all CPs but its fun for casual games.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Yup. Some folks are probably already getting them. I expect mine to arrive next week via the War Store. Incidentally Neal is the absolute best and if you have any problems just call the store directly. It was pretty cool calling them and having the guy who owns everything casually pick up the phone.

Can confirm that Neal and the Warstore are good people. I've been using them for like 15 years, and I met the lot of them at Historicon a few times. Still my preferred Hams dealer.

Booley
Apr 25, 2010
I CAN BARELY MAKE IT A WEEK WITHOUT ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE
Grimey Drawer

Schadenboner posted:

Oh, you're right. Why make the shields an option then, pre-FAQ it was possible to have an impure soup but who wouldn't just take at least patrol detachment at that point?

Weird design decision.

Because it can still make sense to put one or two 3++ saves into a spear unit to give you a higher chance of tanking plasma or melta or lascannon fire.

Zuul the Cat
Dec 24, 2006

Grimey Drawer
Alright, here's the results. Surprise! Space Wolves are the worst in both 30k and 40k. This is what happens when you fully embrace riding wolves instead of being a viking.



Corrode posted:

I picked up this WD, those posters are loving huge. I have a stock of stuff like this, the anniversary Rogue Trader one and the Forgebane and Renegade art cards that's getting stored away for my eventual nerd cave.

Same here. I don't have the space at the moment, but once I do this bad boy is getting framed.

Schadenboner posted:

Oh, you're right. Why make the shields an option then, pre-FAQ it was possible to have an impure soup but who wouldn't just take at least patrol detachment at that point?

Weird design decision.

I run my 3 man custodes units with 1 SS/Sword and 2 spears. 4++ is great all around, but just in case you need to pass one, having the 3++ is a nice option.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Zuul the Cat posted:

Alright, here's the results. Surprise! Space Wolves are the worst in both 30k and 40k. This is what happens when you fully embrace riding wolves instead of being a viking.



The outcome was never really in doubt

dexefiend
Apr 25, 2003

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Schadenboner posted:

The Star Wars experience indicates they will not be driven-off.
I would have thought it was just as stupid if a white male plumber and a white male janitor immediately-and-simultaneously understood that cutting edge Empire tracking technology would clearly only be on one ship, and furthermore is on some arbitrary 3 minute power cycle time.

... or a white guy driving his golf cart into the barrel of a giant lasercannon, to ... do something.


THAT MOVIE WAS SO BAD. :argh:

Edit:
I guess it's "Why can't these guys just hate these characters and horrible plots equally regardless of gender, culture, or sexual orientation?"

Sorry for the derail. That movie makes my temper flare... How To Solve Any Problem in Disney's Star Wars: Crash a loving ship into it!

Edit:
Actual content:
Neal from the Warstore is a good guy, and I have had nothing but good experience with them. That being said, i think their GW stuff is supply chain managed and might take a bit longer to get to you. (i.e. you order it, and then they order it.)

dexefiend fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jun 8, 2018

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.
My castellan and book are waiting for me at my game shop. I did a couple test games with it proxied, some scouts and BA characters, and a guard detachment with 6 helhounds and it's a great compliment compared to 3 cusode bikers.

Also was down in Omaha for bugeater last weekend. Wound up 8th, losing like a scrub to a not great bobby gunline (is still no joke), and Drew a against eldar/deldar in which he went first on angles so I'll take it. Also ended playing Matt Root and soundly put him down to 3-3 in a CHESSEX CHALLENGE.

The list
3 custodes bikes

2 hammer Bros
Mephi
15 scouts

Company commander
Pskyer
30 infantry
5 hellhounds
2 manticores

The manticores were mehacores, and the custodes are good but I really need some reach against garbage like eldar. A super knight with a 3++ and shooting at full BS until 6 wounds left is probably the best way to go. If you want to pick at him and not the 6 hellhounds, go nuts. Still have the mega CP farm so spending 4 a turn isn't the end of the world.

Naramyth fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Jun 8, 2018

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

Artum posted:

They pretty much top the list for most breakable bullshit among miniatures?

They can be a modeling headache aside from breakage concerns. I'm working on Ogrun Warspears right now for a Hordes army. Two boxes of five guys (plastic). They're each modeled with 4 spears. 40 spears total. They're all hilariously and completely bent.

Going at them with a hair dryer helps but it isn't a complete fix. I've settled on straightening them somewhat and then painting them to appear as poorly crafted. Lots of people end up just cutting them off and replacing them with a brass shaft.

In short, even if GW started modeling more spears odds are you'd end up converting them to different looking spears.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Naramyth posted:

My castellan and book are waiting for me at my game shop. I did a couple test games with it proxied, some scouts and BA characters, and a guard detachment with 6 helhounds and it's a great compliment compared to 3 cusode bikers.

Also was down in Omaha for bugeater last weekend. Wound up 8th, losing like a scrub to a not great bobby gunline (is still no joke), and Drew a against eldar/deldar in which he went first on angles so I'll take it. Also ended playing Matt Root and soundly put him down to 3-3 in a CHESSEX CHALLENGE.

The list
3 custodes bikes

2 hammer Bros
Mephi
15 scouts

Company commander
Pskyer
30 infantry
5 hellhounds
2 manticores

The manticores were mehacores, and the custodes are good but I really need some reach against garbage like eldar. A super knight with a 3++ and shooting at full BS until 6 wounds left is probably the best way to go. If you want to pick at him and not the 6 hellhounds, go nuts. Still have the mega CP farm so spending 4 a turn isn't the end of the world.

You don't get the Hawkshroud thing unless he's in a full SH detachment I think, I was keen on that too until I read that (unless you're planning on putting a couple of Armigers in?)

I really want to run 6 Hellhounds for our next shop tournament because I think it would blow the minds of our local guys, but getting the loving things together in time probably isn't gonna happen

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.
Can confirm that Neal from TheWarStore is a dope dude. They're my go-to source for most WW2 stuff (they carry Perry stuff stateside).

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Corrode posted:

You don't get the Hawkshroud thing unless he's in a full SH detachment I think, I was keen on that too until I read that (unless you're planning on putting a couple of Armigers in?)

I really want to run 6 Hellhounds for our next shop tournament because I think it would blow the minds of our local guys, but getting the loving things together in time probably isn't gonna happen

Whelp. I don't think I have 340 to make that happen. I'll have to be an ad mech knight and use their strat.

The Sex Cannon
Nov 22, 2004

Eh. I'm pretty content with my current logo.

Revelation 2-13 posted:

Also, they're not gonna be painted with a nazi-theme.

Think about breaking up the Bassilisk party. They're really good, but so are Russes. And if you ever play against Nids or Orks, Wyverns can't be beat. I'm gonna echo the sentiment around Armored Sentinels. Scouts Sentinels are way better. The scout move makes screening ridiculously easy. Consider arming them with heavy flamers for maximum fun, as it's easy for them to get within range.

Cadian Russes are really good. They get a cool order which allows them to re-roll the number of shots they take, and if they're stationary they re-roll 1s. A Tank Commander and a couple of buddies are very useful. I'd go regular Battle Cannons on them, but the Plasma Exterminator is also a good choice for the Commander.

Re: Bullgyns: slabshields are better than brute shields. That 2+ save is magical. If you're worried about them absorbing lascannon shots, don't be. That just means the lascannons aren't shooting your tanks!

I think guardsmen with lascannons is a waste of points, but I can see myself getting proven wrong. I usually go plasmas or flamers on mine. I also wouldn't bother with the pistol on the priest, but w/e.

I can never get assassins to actually do anything for me, but maybe you can.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Paging the Badcast Bigbois.

https://www.facebook.com/425388174332189/posts/778054512398885/

Add Fallout Hobbies to the lovely hams list.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Shadin posted:

I get that but I’m willing to bet you aren’t actively shitposting all day in that Star Citizen thread about how terrible Star Citizen is and trying to quell others’ good time or enthusiasm over a dumb game.

I could see why that would look like the case, but I'm around 300 posts behind the thread and mostly watch it to see what stupid poo poo the community is doing. I haven't really seen any positive opinions about SC recently within SA; everyone here seems to think it's a scam propped up by shills and case studies in the sunk cost fallacy. Most of the thread is about mocking terrible posts on other communities or horrible things people are doing, like the YouTuber who got death and rape threats because he was critical of the game. As lovely as some 40K players are I don't think any of them have threatened to rape someone's daughter because he criticized Games Workshop.

Proletariat Beowulf
Jan 7, 2007
I wish meat screamed as I ate it.

SteelMentor posted:

Paging the Badcast Bigbois.

https://www.facebook.com/425388174332189/posts/778054512398885/

Add Fallout Hobbies to the lovely hams list.

Whatta fuckin' CHUD baby.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

SteelMentor posted:

Paging the Badcast Bigbois.

https://www.facebook.com/425388174332189/posts/778054512398885/

Add Fallout Hobbies to the lovely hams list.

Just so I'm clear: Variance Hammer is not-poo poo right?

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Schadenboner posted:

Just so I'm clear: Variance Hammer is not-poo poo right?

Variance Hammer is excellent. I know the author, he's good people.

The Sex Cannon
Nov 22, 2004

Eh. I'm pretty content with my current logo.

SteelMentor posted:

Paging the Badcast Bigbois.

https://www.facebook.com/425388174332189/posts/778054512398885/

Add Fallout Hobbies to the lovely hams list.

It seems like the guy who runs Fallout, Ron Gamble, realized his Very Stupid Choices would be bad for business and backpedalled. He invoked the "but I got kids" clause, called criticism harassment, and then realized that he could end up losing business so he apologized and deleted all of his bad posts.

Maybe he learned something.

We're recording the badcast today, and Campbell and I are gonna get into this poo poo.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

The Sex Cannon posted:



We're recording the badcast today, and Campbell and I are gonna get into this poo poo.

:getin:

After my experience with Hams yesterday I could use the catharsis

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DO IT TO IT
Mar 3, 2008

I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything.

The Sex Cannon posted:

Think about breaking up the Bassilisk party. They're really good, but so are Russes. And if you ever play against Nids or Orks, Wyverns can't be beat. I'm gonna echo the sentiment around Armored Sentinels. Scouts Sentinels are way better. The scout move makes screening ridiculously easy. Consider arming them with heavy flamers for maximum fun, as it's easy for them to get within range.

Cadian Russes are really good. They get a cool order which allows them to re-roll the number of shots they take, and if they're stationary they re-roll 1s. A Tank Commander and a couple of buddies are very useful. I'd go regular Battle Cannons on them, but the Plasma Exterminator is also a good choice for the Commander.

Re: Bullgyns: slabshields are better than brute shields. That 2+ save is magical. If you're worried about them absorbing lascannon shots, don't be. That just means the lascannons aren't shooting your tanks!

I think guardsmen with lascannons is a waste of points, but I can see myself getting proven wrong. I usually go plasmas or flamers on mine. I also wouldn't bother with the pistol on the priest, but w/e.

I can never get assassins to actually do anything for me, but maybe you can.

I like Tallarn Armored Sentinels since they can move around and don't suffer the penalty to hit. Outflanking with Scout Sentinels with Heavy Flamers is cool, but I like using the Tallarn stratagem to do it with a Hellhound.

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