June N/V: Andrew Luck Throws Football

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Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

Amy Pole Her posted:

Buffalo somehow got stronger and i love their talent, i just really don�t like Allen. I think Miami needs a majority of potential starters to step up... but when does that ever happen?

Cleveland i love every move they made minus that CB over Chubb. I know Cleveland likes that pass rusher they have next to Myles Garrett, who was injured last year, but Chubb would�ve immediately improved their secondary because you have 2 top top tier pass rushers, 1 pretty good one, and two very good DTs

I think that there was enough to suggest that Chubb wasn't going to translate well to the pro game. I don't know how much I believe it, but I can certainly see the red flags. If they didn't like what they saw, I don't hate taking Ward.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 21:18

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:02

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

The theoretical trade back talk at #4 is dumb. If you view Ward as a future shutdown corner and trade back do you KNOW for sure he's going to be where ever you fall back to or do you move on your guy?

Hell I wanted Chubb more but saying they should've traded back is dumb when we don't know what offers they had for the 4.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 21:44

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Yeah Ward's already practicing with the first team, they're putting a lot on him.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The theoretical trade back talk at #4 is dumb. If you view Ward as a future shutdown corner and trade back do you KNOW for sure he's going to be where ever you fall back to or do you move on your guy?

Hell I wanted Chubb more but saying they should've traded back is dumb when we don't know what offers they had for the 4.

Yeah I agree, and although Chubb was the best pass rusher in the draft he wasn't an absolute, no joke instant stud. At least there's a clear strategy and it makes sense in the context of the team's strengths and weaknesses. If any decision really comes back to bite them it's gonna be at QB I think. Even though I like Mayfield there's no doubt he's a gamble and that was a really ballsy choice which they'll be blamed for if it doesn't work out

god dammit when does the season start

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:08

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

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# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:23

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

holy loving poo poo

https://twitter.com/AdamKurkjian/status/1005196159240024064

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:26

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Trade Brady already God drat

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:27

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# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:28

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Diva Cupcake posted:

holy loving poo poo

https://twitter.com/AdamKurkjian/status/1005196159240024064

gently caress you Tom Brady.

RIP the possibility of Gronk as a Niner.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:31

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GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Trade Brady already God drat

If the Patriots trade Brady, Robert Kraft will have a hit put on him.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:32

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

lol Gronk is gonna demand a trade now after being this blatantly disrespected by Belichick

edit: joking aside how do you repair that relationship? Your coach was an inch away from shipping you out for Value, how do you listen to him and follow his commands and orders unconditionally up to Belichick's previous standards after that?

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# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:35

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Come to San Francisco, Gronk, you know you want to.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:38

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Diva Cupcake posted:

holy loving poo poo

https://twitter.com/AdamKurkjian/status/1005196159240024064

Read the top response.

That's literally a joke post in reference to pats twitter melting down over that reddit pats forum guy revealing he was trolling everyone and had just guessed the Edelman news.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:38

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Joke or not, I want to see Gronk on the Tits.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:39

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Kalli posted:

Read the top response.

That's literally a joke post in reference to pats twitter melting down over that reddit pats forum guy revealing he was trolling everyone and had just guessed the Edelman news.

I mean of course the Patriots PR guy is gonna say it's not true.

Not seeing where it says it's a joke post though... I must be missing something.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:40

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/WeirTacflash77/status/1005198953795719169

AlaskaPatsGuy is on the case

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:42

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https://mobile.twitter.com/MarkDanielsPJ/status/1005137950605217797

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:42

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Kalli posted:

Read the top response.

That's literally a joke post in reference to pats twitter melting down over that reddit pats forum guy revealing he was trolling everyone and had just guessed the Edelman news.

Here's another Pats guy who doesn't think it's a joke post. It might all be bullshit but I'm pretty sure these aren't intentionally trolling.

https://twitter.com/DMooreNFL/status/1005203486865346560
https://twitter.com/PatriotsInform/status/1005198022706384902

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:44

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Kalli posted:

that reddit pats forum guy revealing he was trolling everyone and had just guessed the Edelman news.

This is that, by the way: https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/8pnj58/as_promised_at_5pm_et_the_major_patriots_story_is/

Ahh, how far we've come since the days of Chris Henry that TFF is now sitting placidly watching while Reddit cranks the journalists.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:46

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

I like the philosophy of get all the patriots with talent on to my team

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:53

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Jimmy 2 Gronk huh.

I'd allow it

# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:59

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Metapod posted:

I like the philosophy of get all the patriots with talent on to my team

The Patriots operate on dark magic like in Field of Dreams and if any of them leaves they become ordinary schlubs.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:00

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Quiet Feet posted:

The Patriots operate on dark magic like in Field of Dreams and if any of them leaves they become ordinary schlubs.

Logan Ryan was really good last year

# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:08

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Not a True Scottsman.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:26

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Diva Cupcake posted:

holy loving poo poo

https://twitter.com/AdamKurkjian/status/1005196159240024064

Kyle Shanahan's kissing Bill's rear end really seems to be working out for him.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:30

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Pats should have just traded Brady instead of Handsome Jimmy, IMO. I mean, of course they're going to somehow luck into some amazing QB next year but still.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:52

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Brady is untradable because he's just retire.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:54

EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

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How much longer can Gronk hold up ?? two more years? The last couple years have been brutal on his body and while his on the field production is still p. good when he is on the field I think it would be a mistake for either of those teams to trade something worthwhile for him. I don't think either the niners or titans are in "WINDOW IS NOW MUST WIN NOW" where it makes sense to give up something very valuable for 2 years of Gronk.

Tho Gronk on the Titans would be pretty badass. Actually it makes a lot of sense for them the AFC is garbage Gronk on the titans could push them into #3 seed territory

# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:00

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Brady is untradable because he's just retire.

then let him go.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:04

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EmbryoSteve posted:

Tho Gronk on the Titans would be pretty badass. Actually it makes a lot of sense for them the AFC is garbage Gronk on the titans could push them into #3 seed territory

Yeah if only the Jaguars and Texans and Chiefs and Chargers and Ravens didn't exist

# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:07

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a neat cape posted:

Yeah if only the Jaguars and Texans and Chiefs and Chargers and Ravens didn't exist

Lmao @ Ravens

# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:10

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

pubic works project posted:

Lmao @ Ravens

I mean they had the same record and Baltimore had a better defense and way better point differential.

Tennessee naming the playoffs with a negative point differential is embarrassing

# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:16

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Brady is untradable because he's just retire.

I dunno, I think you might be able to convince him to wear SF gold like Montana

# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:22

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

a neat cape posted:

Yeah if only the Jaguars and Texans and Chiefs and Chargers and Ravens didn't exist

Lmfao

# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:39

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Let's hope Belichick intentionally gets Brady killed on the field in order to regain control.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:41

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

would you rather have the best backup in the nfl or the best starting TE by a mile in the NFL

The Eagles have both already. :confused:

# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:49

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
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Go post nominations in the douchebag of the year thread, my dudes.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:50

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

a neat cape posted:

Tennessee naming the playoffs with a negative point differential is embarrassing

Not exactly the most uncommon thing in the world though. Just in this past decade:

code:

17 TEN -22
16 HOU -49
16 MIA -17
16 DET -12
13 GBP -11
12 IND -30
11 DEN -81
11 NYG -6
10 SEA -97*

# ? Jun 9, 2018 01:56

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pubic works project posted:

Lmao @ Ravens

I do this often

# ? Jun 9, 2018 02:06

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

I'm surprised the 7-8-1 Panthers didn't make that list

# ? Jun 9, 2018 03:51

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FuriousxGeorge: Aug 8, 2007; We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Diva Cupcake posted:

holy loving poo poo

https://twitter.com/AdamKurkjian/status/1005196159240024064

Foles for Gronk AND Brady.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 03:58

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