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BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I think Howard tries to hire uglier people than him

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Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Is the Howard Tv sneak peak already over? I was about to watch the wack pack conclave...

E: nvm.

Johnny-on-the-Spot fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Jun 4, 2018

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Artie was put on probation for 4 years. How long until he's thrown in jail for a failed drug test?

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/1003078021295869953

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
If you violate probation do you get a jail term equivalent to the amount of probation time remaining? Like say he gets dinged for drugs next month, does he have to serve almost 4 years in jail?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It depends on the sentence and usually what the probation officer feels like.

There is no way he makes it through 4 years of probation btw. He should just go to jail now and get it over with .

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

kylej posted:

If you violate probation do you get a jail term equivalent to the amount of probation time remaining? Like say he gets dinged for drugs next month, does he have to serve almost 4 years in jail?

I think what you're thinking of is a suspended sentence -- you don't go to jail, but if you gently caress up, it goes back into effect. With probation violations, I think you go before a judge who decides what to do with you.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I love Beetlejuice's premiere on the show since the staff had no prior knowledge on his character/mental state. For a little while they actually take every answer he gives as fact:
HS: "You have a very tiny head."
BJ: "I got a big head."
HS: "You have a small head!"
BJ: "I got a head that's large."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xZu2_0DhiU

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

I saw that Gilbert was on today and got excited and then noticed that it was somebody named Kathy Gilbert.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Former Human posted:

I saw that Gilbert was on today and got excited and then noticed that it was somebody named Kathy Gilbert.

"Who's Gilbert? This is Kathy Clarkson."

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Lifespan posted:

I love Beetlejuice's premiere on the show since the staff had no prior knowledge on his character/mental state. For a little while they actually take every answer he gives as fact:
HS: "You have a very tiny head."
BJ: "I got a big head."
HS: "You have a small head!"
BJ: "I got a head that's large."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xZu2_0DhiU

Beet's first appearance shows how great of a showman Howard was. Sean was there to promote one of his other guys but Howard wasn't having any of that and zeroed right in on Beet... Howard knew it right away that he would be gold.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Former Human posted:

I saw that Gilbert was on today and got excited and then noticed that it was somebody named Kathy Gilbert.

It was Kid Kelly's wife... and I don't know why they are sticking with that story. Howard did actually mention Gilbert, but it was while he was cussing out JD about Twitter and brought up the Aflac thing.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

If you can find the Wendy coughing clips is the most funny disgusting things in awhile

Maybe it was Monday’s show

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
It was Monday. The best songs since Walker's fart.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Next time I call into work I'm using this.

https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/wendytheslowadultcantstopcoughingandlaughing

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


So good

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Man, I hope this doesn't get me in trouble but I had to remote into a client's PC at work today and on his desktop there was a photo thumbnail of a little dog and it was just titled "Ember.jpg" and I lost my loving poo poo and had to mute the mic on my phone.

loving lol that quote has been running through my head all day ever since. Made by entire day.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

beep by grandpa posted:

Man, I hope this doesn't get me in trouble but I had to remote into a client's PC at work today and on his desktop there was a photo thumbnail of a little dog and it was just titled "Ember.jpg" and I lost my loving poo poo and had to mute the mic on my phone.

loving lol that quote has been running through my head all day ever since. Made by entire day.

Does the client live in Chantilly, Virginia?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Hugh Jasshooooole

Uhhhhhhhh

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
baba booey

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Pretty ok interview with Howard on David Letterman's Netflix show.

Zero mention of Gary, Fred, or anyone in the Wack Pack, which was not surprising. Only really mentioned Robin, and of course his family.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Hi, you're on the air!!!!

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Pretty ok interview with Howard on David Letterman's Netflix show.

Zero mention of Gary, Fred, or anyone in the Wack Pack, which was not surprising. Only really mentioned Robin, and of course his family.

I thought it was pretty good, though too short and the horseback thing at the end was very poorly placed. It was an interview about him, not the show. The only annoying part is that he tries too hard to entertain the audience rather than just sitting down and having a conversation.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Lifespan posted:

The only annoying part is that he tries too hard to entertain the audience rather than just sitting down and having a conversation.

This has always been the problem with Howard interviews on TV. If you want a good Howard interview, dig up his Rolling Stone one.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

You will say this in his voice

https://twitter.com/howardstern/status/1004877526286651393

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

an adult beverage posted:

Beet's first appearance shows how great of a showman Howard was. Sean was there to promote one of his other guys but Howard wasn't having any of that and zeroed right in on Beet... Howard knew it right away that he would be gold.

ETM's first call was like that too. After hearing Eric talk for 2 sentences Howard had him pegged for Wack Packer greatness.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhO_1LWVH7c


HAHAHA I forgot Eric's first call was about him being mad that Howard called Kelly Clarkson fat. God bless his rotten little soul.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I think we talked about this before but would Eric be pro Trump?

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I thought he was a Hillary supporter and fundamentally a democrat but that could be mistaken.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Early on he was a Republican, likely because of his dad, but he switched to supporting Democrats thereafter and voted for Obama. It's funny how so much of him is the opposite of a liberal.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

He'd probaly be pro hillary and the on november 7th he'd be pro-whoever-actually-won

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

eric's allegiances were very fickle.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I'm assuming Eric watched The Apprentice ( I mean what the gently caress else was he doing) but he was very liberal when it came SSI and welfare, so he would have hated Trump for all his social safety net cuts.

Although given Trumps love of big fake titted blonde pornstars I wonder if he ever hosed Air Force Amy.

Eric the Midget could possibly be Eskimo Cousins withe leader of the free world.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I kinda feel like he'd retweet Trump a lot and totally fall for the "Lock her Up" bullshit because bandwagon was Eric's bread and butter.

I also like to think at some point the Secret Service would investigate him for calling Trump Tower too much.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Did anyone catch the MedMen ad that included some kind of discount? I definitely heard it listening to Sirius but I don’t remember hearing if there was some code or something you need.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Eric was a total famewhore though and he had gotten to speak to Trump on the phone for the added bonus... ETM would have been for Trump I would think

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Your Gay Uncle posted:

ETM's first call was like that too. After hearing Eric talk for 2 sentences Howard had him pegged for Wack Packer greatness.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhO_1LWVH7c


HAHAHA I forgot Eric's first call was about him being mad that Howard called Kelly Clarkson fat. God bless his rotten little soul.

Not only that but he was also ungrateful in his very first call! Doesn't even thank Howard for his prize money until prompted. His first call is a microcosm of everything great about Eric.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

*Eric appears on webcam wearing MAGA hat*

I don't... like the... ergh... illegals taking... our jobs.

"But Eric, you don't even work."

Ack, but still...

swims
May 5, 2014

Waiter, this band keeps shooting pearls at me.
Eric woulda been one of those "I don't vote" guys and that would've been a whole lecture about civil duties. Etc. Like how Kaepernick doesn't vote.

Snark
Sep 19, 2003

no dice
ETM was an angry mostly-incel with a reality show obsession. Tell me you cant picture a grainy webcam screenshot featuring his out of focus melon in an ill-fitting MAGA hat taking up the bottom third

Bonzo posted:

I also like to think at some point the Secret Service would investigate him for calling Trump Tower too much.
Absolutely. He'd probably have a weird thing for Tiffany.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I take issue with Eric being considered an incel; even he got laid more than those jackoffs. :colbert:

Edit: And dare I say that he was actually more well-adjusted (better-adjusted?) than most of them.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Jun 9, 2018

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

He had to pay for sex from washed up, desperate sex slaves

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