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Suicide is back in the news so its time to start your regularly scheduled culling of morally righteous people having an incredibly stupid opinion and not knowing how to take the L
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All these takes about Anthony Bourdain, and nobody's pointed out that suicide is a cardinal sin and he's surely burning in Hell.
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Jun 8, 2018 21:45
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:All these takes about Anthony Bourdain, and nobody's pointed out that suicide is a cardinal sin and he's surely burning in Hell. We were all thinking it, it's just not really tactful or constructive to make a big deal of it at this juncture.
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Jun 8, 2018 21:50
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Waiuting a day out of respect for the dead before saying bourdain is damned to eternal torment, roasting in hellfire, etc.
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Jun 8, 2018 21:53
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Generally you want to wait 5 days, 4 days dead is the longest anyone's ever come back from.
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Jun 8, 2018 21:58
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General Dog posted:I think what Lowtax is suggesting is that if he, Lowtax, can tough it out and not kill himself for the sake of his daughter, it's pretty weak that fabulously rich celebrity chef cannot He's probably right. Anyone who lives in Missouri and doesn't kill themselves deserves some sort of medal.
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Jun 8, 2018 21:59
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are we sure he wasn’t just choking himself with his belt whilst pounding off
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Jun 8, 2018 22:29
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:are we sure he wasn’t just choking himself with his belt whilst pounding off yeah they would probably just prefer to say he passed after a short illness, if they can get away with it rip mr "moderate conservative" food tv show man
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Jun 8, 2018 23:22
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Lowtaxs daughter would be way better off without him (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 8, 2018 23:52
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:are we sure he wasn’t just choking himself with his belt whilst pounding off He 100% did and that's why his family was so eager to announce it was a run of the mill suicide
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Jun 8, 2018 23:52
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paul_soccer10 posted:Lowtaxs daughter would be way better off without him ew
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Jun 9, 2018 00:18
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:All these takes about Anthony Bourdain, and nobody's pointed out that suicide is a cardinal sin and he's surely burning in Hell. get that OUT of my face posted:this guy outdid lowtax
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Jun 9, 2018 00:19
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quote:Because compromise is bad and the Democrats are actually factually worse than Republicans in the minds of some people.
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Jun 9, 2018 00:21
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Shaming people for (or prone to) killing themselves via pointing out the people they leave behind need them is like screaming insults at fat people. Sure, you're technically right and the most basic dumb expectation may be that they're gonna get better due to it, but it's never that, because the fatally depressed just like the morbidly obese usually won't get better when you put them under more pressure. I for one do genuinely hope he died whacking off, it's always less sad than suicide.
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Jun 9, 2018 00:34
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being fat is exactly like being a parent lol
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Jun 9, 2018 00:38
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:being fat is exactly like being a parent lol It's not about what's it like, it's about effect of what you say on those people
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Jun 9, 2018 00:40
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it's not about you at all if you're a parent that's kinda the point, and what makes it selfish, and what selfish means in the first place
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Jun 9, 2018 00:41
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Control Volume posted:Waiuting a day out of respect for the dead before saying bourdain is damned to eternal torment, roasting in hellfire, etc. Actually, if it was due to mental illness such as depression, that Church can be convinced it wasn't the person's fault and the Soul is saved. http://www.uscatholic.org/articles/201410/suicide-sin-29503
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Jun 9, 2018 01:09
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Well, that's nice little white lie to say to the grieving family, but we all know Bourdain is now a Satan's plaything.
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Jun 9, 2018 01:15
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I guess being fat sorta is like killing yourself
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Jun 9, 2018 01:18
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MonsieurChoc posted:Actually, if it was due to mental illness such as depression, that Church can be convinced it wasn't the person's fault and the Soul is saved. so it's just people that suffered unmanageable pain due to terminal conditions and samurais that performed seppuku in the wood of the self-murderers
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Jun 9, 2018 01:24
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Percelus posted:so it's just people that suffered unmanageable pain due to terminal conditions and samurais that performed seppuku in the wood of the self-murderers The official position of the Eastern Orthodox church, you know, the one that split off from the Catholics in 1054, is that we know who has made it, Saints, and that the status of all others is not given to the knowledge of mortal men. Prayers for the dead are considered valid and effectual, and are an inheritance of the Jewish kaddish tradition. So if you are an atheist and want to annoy Aquinas by forcing him to share a space with Bertrand Russel, you can do that by offering a simple prayer for the peace and harmony of the reposed Bertrand Russel's soul.
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Jun 9, 2018 01:40
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MonsieurChoc posted:Actually, if it was due to mental illness such as depression, that Church can be convinced it wasn't the person's fault and the Soul is saved. this is some Vatican 2 bullshit
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Jun 9, 2018 01:47
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Sedevecantist communism, a wonderful new flower in the garden of varieties of Marxism.
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Jun 9, 2018 01:51
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paul_soccer10 posted:He 100% did and that's why his family was so eager to announce it was a run of the mill suicide I would rather people think I accidentally died jerking off
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Jun 9, 2018 02:36
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pope john paul 2 gently caress off!! bourdain is eternally damned now
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Jun 9, 2018 02:57
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i'm not damned! im not damned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into an oak tree
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Jun 9, 2018 03:35
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Watergate was actually good https://twitter.com/Digidiva2018/status/1005215738741702656
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Jun 9, 2018 03:39
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Control Volume posted:pope john paul 2 gently caress off!! bourdain is eternally damned now I first read this as Pope John Wick 2 and I prefer to keep it that way
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Jun 9, 2018 04:14
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General Dog posted:I think what Lowtax is suggesting is that if he, Lowtax, can tough it out and not kill himself for the sake of his daughter, it's pretty weak that fabulously rich celebrity chef cannot That, too, is a bad and hot take
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Jun 9, 2018 05:50
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MasterSitsu posted:Watergate was actually good Future archaeologists are going to find out that people from our time all suffered from some form of undiagnosed brain disease like the Romans with their lead poisoning.
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Jun 9, 2018 06:52
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its probably still lead poisoning lol
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Jun 9, 2018 06:58
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theflyingexecutive posted:its probably still lead poisoning lol I spent the first three years of my life being driven around in a car which lacked a catalytic converter and ran on regular gas so I'm probably brain damaged as gently caress.
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Jun 9, 2018 07:01
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Zeroisanumber posted:I spent the first three years of my life being driven around in a car which lacked a catalytic converter and ran on regular gas so I'm probably brain damaged as gently caress. i spent a year traveling along mexican highways lol
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Jun 9, 2018 07:18
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MasterSitsu posted:Watergate was actually good
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Jun 9, 2018 07:56
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https://twitter.com/SaiGonSeamus/status/1005108903804219392
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Jun 9, 2018 08:12
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Weirdest thing that I've run into while traveling is people who are dead certain that this or that local protest is some CIA plot of one form or another.
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Jun 9, 2018 08:18
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Zeroisanumber posted:Weirdest thing that I've run into while traveling is people who are dead certain that this or that local protest is some CIA plot of one form or another. Its probably because of lot of them are
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Jun 9, 2018 12:24
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Zeroisanumber posted:I spent the first three years of my life being driven around in a car which lacked a catalytic converter and ran on regular gas so I'm probably brain damaged as gently caress. imagine combining that with spending 18 hours a day online
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Jun 9, 2018 16:55
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Take cover, rapid fire hot takes incoming: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tvFHf7zRsQ
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Jun 9, 2018 18:03
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